Satin's birthday party ... OMG... it's TODAY!!!!!!

22 Nov 2004

Thanks Lep hunny for standing up for my reputation!! hehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Another toy has been added to my array, a pretty pink crop! Also a groovy tshirt saying I Love Sex Toys, how apt! :shock: wink

That reminds me, im low on batteries! evil

Less than a week now, oooohhhhh!

22 Nov 2004

Thanks xxdevil69, we don't need any help before hand, though Satin says he would help organising a lesbian orgy at some point during the night :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ooooooohhhhh, a PINK riding crop! Very nice.... OMG I'm picturing Judy with an evil grin on her face already! :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Satin says he would help organising a lesbian orgy at some point during the night

Shouldn't take much organising, all you need is this!

22 Nov 2004

now look you lot pack it in!.......and stop rubbing me nose in it!....because i cannot go
HUH!........and don't think your coming back to the cafÃ© to tell al!
I will ask for a lock on it!.......HUH some peeps! rolleyes

Debs stomps off in a mood!.........stomp stomp stomp

22 Nov 2004

Mmm, lesbian orgies....... chairs...... satin tied to one........ sounds like I'll be watching match of the day with the lads lol

As if! :shock:
:bounce:
5days to go! whooohhoooo! :bounce:

22 Nov 2004

Oh Satin might want a lesbian orgy, but I doubt he will want it when MOTD is on........ probably better to schedule it in place of Casuality :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

22 Nov 2004

fussy isn't he! :shock:
MOTD just ins't my thing, although mmm Gary Linekar, Ian Wright and Ally McCoist.... mmmm maybe I could be persueded ;)

22 Nov 2004

Ok, but what gets scheduled for this ?!?!

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Ok, but what gets scheduled for this ?!?!

:? :?
Quite frankly... ANYTHING will do! I reckon one of Mal's party games should go down nicely at that time :shock:

22 Nov 2004

every 1 is invited to play hunt the leprechauns ticklish zones
genhertscpl banned as they know 2 much

22 Nov 2004

well i am dead excited.... all of my medical bits arrived today.... helps when you know someone who works in a hospital..... biggrin

:D :D :D
roll on saturday....
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

22 Nov 2004

I hope ther're going to be lots of nurses and doctors so I can fall over and hurt myself and get...............and get..................er.....................um............................. :shock:
redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :evil2:

:twisted: :twisted:
innocent

22 Nov 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
well i am dead excited.... all of my medical bits arrived today.... helps when you know someone who works in a hospital..... :D :D :D
roll on saturday....
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OMG.... my house isn't big enough t have a whole operating theatre installed! :shock:
wink

22 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Just been catching up with this thread!!!
OMG!!! What have I let myself in for???
Roger goes to hide in a darkened room. :shock: :eeek: :scared: :giveup:

I wouldn't... you're safer in the light!!!! :twisted:
mwahahaha
Indeed. You're much, much safer in the light, well, the reason being is that I can see more clearly where I'm sticking my strap on! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Good job I have lots of twinkly lights that I'm going to spread about the house.... no-one should get too scared then :grin: :grin:
5 days folks........... woooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooo.........
I wanna see orgies, gang bangs, and people totally and well and truly fucked........ and all before 9pm :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
You lot are no bloody help!
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I have no costume as I've been too busy so maybe I should try just a T Shirt with "Victim" on it - It will give all you doctors and Nurses someone to start on. :scared:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
Just been catching up with this thread!!!
OMG!!! What have I let myself in for???
Roger goes to hide in a darkened room. :shock: :eeek: :scared: :giveup:

I wouldn't... you're safer in the light!!!! :twisted:
mwahahaha
Indeed. You're much, much safer in the light, well, the reason being is that I can see more clearly where I'm sticking my strap on! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Good job I have lots of twinkly lights that I'm going to spread about the house.... no-one should get too scared then :grin: :grin:
5 days folks........... woooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooo.........
I wanna see orgies, gang bangs, and people totally and well and truly fucked........ and all before 9pm :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
You lot are no bloody help!
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I have no costume as I've been too busy so maybe I should try just a T Shirt with "Victim" on it -

It will give all you doctors and Nurses someone to start on. :scared:

No No

:smackbottom:
I'm already in Triage!
rolleyes

:roll:

:lol:

22 Nov 2004

I couldn't find anything on a Doctor's and Nurses theme that would fit me.....so I'm just coming dressed up sexy.....
Hate shoes though, so I'll probably be barefoot...hope that's okay with everyone...LoL...

22 Nov 2004

Quote by leprechaun
every 1 is invited to play hunt the leprechauns ticklish zones
genhertscpl banned as they know 2 much

Feck off, im banned!!
Ive still got to get my revenge for those welts you gave me whip

23 Nov 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
Just been catching up with this thread!!!
OMG!!! What have I let myself in for???
Roger goes to hide in a darkened room. :shock: :eeek: :scared: :giveup:

I wouldn't... you're safer in the light!!!! :twisted:
mwahahaha
Indeed. You're much, much safer in the light, well, the reason being is that I can see more clearly where I'm sticking my strap on! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Good job I have lots of twinkly lights that I'm going to spread about the house.... no-one should get too scared then :grin: :grin:
5 days folks........... woooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooo.........
I wanna see orgies, gang bangs, and people totally and well and truly fucked........ and all before 9pm :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
You lot are no bloody help!
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
I have no costume as I've been too busy so maybe I should try just a T Shirt with "Victim" on it - It will give all you doctors and Nurses someone to start on. :scared:
oh come now roger there's absolutely nothing to be scared of now is there?
all these doctor and nursey types with wonderful bedside manners and an array of all the latest equipment just waiting to minister to you tenderly, i'm sure you'll be looked after! the equipment isn't strictly speaking medical equipment admittedly, but i'm sure blue will be gentle with you!
come on you're absolutely shitting yerself aren't you? hee heeeeee just wait for friday night mate. you'll be a bag of nerves! just soon as you walk in saturday wolf down the voddie jelly. you kind of go numb from the head down and after that you just don't care what happens! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bring it on!
neil x x x ;)

23 Nov 2004

Bring it on indeed Neil! ;)
Roger if you had seen him before the party he was shaking like a lap dog that had been left in the middle of a laminate floor! He was more nervous than..... than......... I can't think of what he was more nervous than, but he was scared! lol

so don't listen to him too much!
Blue's voddy jelly is potent. Don't eat too much of it if you want to have control of your limbs later on! ;)
:rascal:

23 Nov 2004

we're travelling up by car on the day leaving london area around noon - anyone need transport northwards could pm
tkh

23 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
Bring it on indeed Neil! ;)
Roger if you had seen him before the party he was shaking like a lap dog that had been left in the middle of a laminate floor! He was more nervous than..... than......... I can't think of what he was more nervous than, but he was scared! so don't listen to him too much!
Blue's voddy jelly is potent. Don't eat too much of it if you want to have control of your limbs later on! ;)
:rascal:

that is simply not true gem! don't listen to her guys! i was not shaking like a shiteing dog! oh no!
and if i was, well it was most likely from alcohol poisoning after knocking back half a bottle of voddie before we even set off! i was not an absolute gibbering nervous wreck in any way, shape or form! nor will i be in abject terror again this time! so there! :P
n x x x ;)

23 Nov 2004

OK OK as i cannot be there in person!
Blue has given me permission to cam live with you all!
on the princerble that you want to see me perform!
so get posting on here or send me or blue a pm that you would like to see me on cam ok!
And i will be there for you!....showing you all OK!.......... :thumbup:
Debs :twisted: :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

u were like the new alter boy who has been told that the preist is a kiddy fiddler and buggers all new alter boys with 11inch thick cock after morning mass

23 Nov 2004

Quote by leprechaun
u were like the new alter boy who has been told that the preist is a kiddy fiddler and buggers all new alter boys with 11inch thick cock after morning mass

:shock:
Lep that sooooo describes the look on his face at the party!
He had calmed down a lot by the time we got there too! He's not fibbing about the half bottle of vodka!

24 Nov 2004

Quote by leprechaun
u were like the new alter boy who has been told that the preist is a kiddy fiddler and buggers all new alter boys with 11inch thick cock after morning mass

lep that's pure fuckin' evil! :shock: you're off to hell my man! ;)
i genuinely, honestly, 100% used to be an altar boy! redface

ooooooooo i loved them cassocks i did! ;)
but ok ok i fuckin' shit me little self ok goddammit! but i never had them performance issues, or owt like that honest! i weren't scared at all! ((( flinch!!! :scared: ))) no honest i wasn't limper than a limp thing in a . . . . well summat that has lots of limp things okl! :mad:
i ain't worried at all ok! :mad:
n x xx ;)

24 Nov 2004

An alter boy ey! No wonder you fit in so well so quickly with all that corruption going on! lol

Why do altar boys have parting with greasy looking hair?
:therethere:
Ok, ok, it's better told in real life........... rolleyes

*hangs head in shame* (tm........)
Hands Neil his shovel back and fetches her coat (tm warwick)

24 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
Bring it on indeed Neil! ;)
Roger if you had seen him before the party he was shaking like a lap dog that had been left in the middle of a laminate floor! He was more nervous than..... than......... I can't think of what he was more nervous than, but he was scared! so don't listen to him too much!
Blue's voddy jelly is potent. Don't eat too much of it if you want to have control of your limbs later on! ;)
:rascal:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I now have a vision of Neilonleads. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Anyway I am not exactly nervous, I have to live with this every day. If you look on the Kinky thread in the Cafe, Charlotte gets over 400 FFS and I only score 250!
I am paranoid with good reason. wink

24 Nov 2004

THIS IS A CALL FOR ASSISTANCE!
I am in need of a few items for the party on Saturday which are currently not available.
I need at least two blindfolds
Some restrainers (we call them 'ties' in the trade!! lol

)
and handcuffs
If anyone has any, some or all, of these items, could they please either confirm on here or by PM to me, that you do and that you can bring them on Saturday.
Please do not try to read into this more than the actual request - you will frighten yourself to death and make many non- attendees exceptionally jealous!
Dr Mal

24 Nov 2004

We can bring them all Mal but not offering to wear them. :scared:
G & D x

24 Nov 2004

Spoil sports G&D!
Mind, you will probably be very very "tied up" somewhere else :rascal: