Satin's birthday party ... OMG... it's TODAY!!!!!!

24 Nov 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
We can bring them all Mal but not offering to wear them. :scared:
G & D x

Yea, right - like you might have a choice? :twisted:
I appreciate that, guys. If you need a hand lugging that bloody suitcase in again, let me know - and I'll send out the girls to give you a hand! rotflmao

Dr Mal

24 Nov 2004

Not sure how many you need or how many DundeeCpl are bringing, but PM us if you need more cos hubby can bring them home from WORK!!! rofl :twisted:

24 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
THIS IS A CALL FOR ASSISTANCE!
I am in need of a few items for the party on Saturday which are currently not available.
I need at least two blindfolds
Some restrainers (we call them 'ties' in the trade!! )
and handcuffs
If anyone has any, some or all, of these items, could they please either confirm on here or by PM to me, that you do and that you can bring them on Saturday.
Please do not try to read into this more than the actual request - you will frighten yourself to death and make many non- attendees exceptionally jealous!
Dr Mal

:eeek:

24 Nov 2004

:therethere: roger........
This is a party hosted by Blue and Satin...... wusses need not apply! ;)
They won't be too harsh on you....... not at first anyway! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmwwwwaaahhhahahaha
lol

BTW, between you and me.. it's that Mal you have to be wary of..... the kind of things he plans for those games would make your hair curl ;)

24 Nov 2004

It is with much sadness(seriously) that we have to tell you guys that one of our toys that was used by several people at the last party has split in two :cry: :cry: :cry:
Instead of being a whole 18", we now have two 9" ones, just doesn't quite work the same :cry:
We have been trying to think of a way to mend it, yeah yeah, puncture repair kit etc but just can't think of anything. lol

Gill x

24 Nov 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
It is with much sadness(seriously) that we have to tell you guys that one of our toys that was used by several people at the last party has split in two :cry: :cry: :cry:
Instead of being a whole 18", we now have two 9" ones, just doesn't quite work the same :cry:
We have been trying to think of a way to mend it, yeah yeah, puncture repair kit etc but just can't think of anything.
Gill x

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

24 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
It is with much sadness(seriously) that we have to tell you guys that one of our toys that was used by several people at the last party has split in two :cry: :cry: :cry:
Instead of being a whole 18", we now have two 9" ones, just doesn't quite work the same :cry:
We have been trying to think of a way to mend it, yeah yeah, puncture repair kit etc but just can't think of anything.
Gill x

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: wink

24 Nov 2004

Look on the bright side - it's now twice as thick!!
Dr Mal
cool

24 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
Look on the bright side - it's now twice as thick!!
Dr Mal

Trust you :twisted:

24 Nov 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
Look on the bright side - it's now twice as thick!!
Dr Mal

Trust you :twisted:
You can ALWAYStrust a doctor!! :twisted:
Dr Mal
8-)

24 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
You can ALWAYS trust a doctor!! :twisted:

Oh no you can't! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

24 Nov 2004

For the purposes of THIS exercise, you can! Now get back to your sausage rolls! poke

Dr Mal

24 Nov 2004

I have decided to be ill that evening so all you doctors and nurses will have to provide me with lots of TLC to make me feel better biggrin

Question for you though, where should I stick plasters??? lol

25 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
I have decided to be ill that evening so all you doctors and nurses will have to provide me with lots of TLC to make me feel better Question for you though, where should I stick plasters???

not sure about the plaster or TLC but sure we can come up with something that will make you feel so much better :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

25 Nov 2004

Sandwiched by Sarah! How cool is that?

25 Nov 2004

Can anyone who is going to the party help me? I have been trying to get hold of a hospital gown that ties at the back but it's proving impossible. I would only need to borrow it for the party if anyone can get hold of one.
Thanks in advance
MQ xx

25 Nov 2004

Marmalaid,
you are jealous, now behave yourself, or I will have to

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I am going to be busy rotflmao

25 Nov 2004

ignore last message I got one biggrin

25 Nov 2004

So you're gonna be walking round all night with your arse hanging out???? :shock:
Rectal thermometer anyone? :lol2:
I've ordered the speculum set and the proctoscope but I don't think they'll arrive in time. Any offers?? rotflmao

Steve

25 Nov 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
I've ordered the speculum set and the proctoscope

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
wink

I did say on the details I sent out that I would be getting a new mobile number soon. I have now got a new mobile number and the one I have given you all will only work until midnight tomorrow as the contract is about to run out. Therefore, if anyone thinks they will need to contact me by phone before the party (or who would just like the new number anyway :wink: ) please give me a PM and I will pass it on to you. It's not really a big deal as you all have Satin's mobile number and the home phone line number anyway lol

25 Nov 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
So you're gonna be walking round all night with your arse hanging out???? :shock:
Rectal thermometer anyone? :lol2:
I've ordered the speculum set and the proctoscope but I don't think they'll arrive in time. Any offers??
Steve

No need to order steve, did you not hear the stories about these items from the last party??? wink

:wink: :wink:

25 Nov 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
So you're gonna be walking round all night with your arse hanging out???? :shock:
Rectal thermometer anyone? :lol2:
I've ordered the speculum set and the proctoscope but I don't think they'll arrive in time. Any offers??
Steve

No need to order steve, did you not hear the stories about these items from the last party??? wink

:wink: :wink:
:rotflmao:
well i didn't like to comment on the contents of that suitcase, cos i don't think we need to be scaring these good people anymore than they already are do we? :shock:
and has anyone found a labcoat supplier over manchester way at all? last minute as ever! rolleyes

and while i'm here, can i just remind people that taking a disposable razor to sensitive areas is only ever gonna end in tears, and possibly castration! ouch! redface

n x x x ;)

25 Nov 2004

never mind "playing" docs and nurses.. i will need a real one at the weekend???
due to exhaustion! evil

but even if i have to put matchsticks in my eyes.. and wear a body brace to keep me standing.... i will be there! lol
luv nurse WBB
xxx

25 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
So you're gonna be walking round all night with your arse hanging out???? :shock:
Rectal thermometer anyone? :lol2:
I've ordered the speculum set and the proctoscope but I don't think they'll arrive in time. Any offers??
Steve

No need to order steve, did you not hear the stories about these items from the last party??? wink

:wink: :wink:
:rotflmao:
well i didn't like to comment on the contents of that suitcase, cos i don't think we need to be scaring these good people anymore than they already are do we? :shock:
and has anyone found a labcoat supplier over manchester way at all? last minute as ever! rolleyes

and while i'm here, can i just remind people that taking a disposable razor to sensitive areas is only ever gonna end in tears, and possibly castration! ouch! redface

n x x x ;)
Who mentioned the suitcase ffs??? :twisted:

25 Nov 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
never mind "playing" docs and nurses.. i will need a real one at the weekend???
due to exhaustion!
but even if i have to put matchsticks in my eyes.. and wear a body brace to keep me standing.... i will be there! lol
luv nurse WBB
xxx

For you, i will pretend to be a real nurse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
G x

25 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
and has anyone found a labcoat supplier over manchester way at all? last minute as ever!
and while i'm here, can i just remind people that taking a disposable razor to sensitive areas is only ever gonna end in tears, and possibly castration! ouch!
n x x x ;)

:roll: <tuts> (tm neil)
should be your name! ffs...... do I have to do everything for you! :roll:
Honestly, it's like having a child! :roll: :P
And your shaving rash better not be too bad otherwise it just won't work :twisted: ;)

26 Nov 2004

Bad news guys....I can't make it to the party this weekend....I'm sick and can't get up on my feet to come to a Party 300 miles away.....
I hope you all have a great time.....
See you at the next one....

26 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem

and has anyone found a labcoat supplier over manchester way at all? last minute as ever!
and while i'm here, can i just remind people that taking a disposable razor to sensitive areas is only ever gonna end in tears, and possibly castration! ouch!
n x x x ;)

:roll: <tuts> (tm neil)
should be your name! ffs...... do I have to do everything for you! :roll:
Honestly, it's like having a child! :roll: :P
And your shaving rash better not be too bad otherwise it just won't work :twisted: ;)
Neil isn't the only on on the last minute surprised

ops:
Still don't have anything to wear .......................... looks like I might have to come in my underwear :roll:
Lucy kiss

26 Nov 2004

Well my old trusty nurses outfit was stolen by Devil_in_part... so I went an dpurchased the other one, only to find him wearing that one last night as well?!? I wish he'd make his bloody mind up!! rolleyes

26 Nov 2004

Hi Guys and Gals, we're sorry to say that due to a family emergency we won't be able to come to the party :cry: Have a great time and tell us all about it though :twisted:
Charlotte & Roger xx