Satin's birthday party ... OMG... it's TODAY!!!!!!

Quote by bluexxx
The people who plan to sleep over - we have a few spare duvets and pillows, but there won't be enough to go around so if some of you can bring a duvet and couple of pillows each, that would help!

Quote by neilinleeds
guys :cry:
well looks like this is really farewell this time . . .
in accordance with agreements made, a certain yorkie norfener, previously sold to blue for a mere 6 pretty goldfish, must now go off to meet his contractual obligations! :cry:
i may see you tomorrow if blue wheels me out of the cellar at any point for your entertainment, but if not . . . .

adieu adieu to you and you and you . . .

it's been a pleasure. wish me luck i'm going in . . . . if we do ever meet again, i'll most likely be a broken man!
and helen, roger & charlotte! :( :( :( gutted for you!
n x x x ;)

Quote by mal609
I have a good idea what I will be using for pillows!!! :twisted:
Dr Mal

Quote by MikePreston
Hiya, is the party full now or are there spaces for a late entry, I know its dim of me but I cant even see where it is. <---Mike in Manchester.........
thanks
Mike

You haven't read this thread have you, mate? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think Blue and Satin may allow you to come if you dress up in stockings, heels, wig and make-up, be prepared to have your arse whipped to shreds by Judy TV and bend over and have an 18 inch dildo rammed up your arse by Blue until your rectum feels like a wind sock! Becuase that is what we all will be doing! Then maybe....just maybe....you may get an invite.
On the other hand I'd get out quick while there's still time, mate. Here.....I'll get your coat for you!
LC

Quote by Lovecommando
Hiya, is the party full now or are there spaces for a late entry, I know its dim of me but I cant even see where it is. <---Mike in Manchester.........
thanks
Mike

You haven't read this thread have you, mate? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think Blue and Satin may allow you to come if you dress up in stockings, heels, wig and make-up, be prepared to have your arse whipped to shreds by Judy TV and bend over and have a 18 inch dildo rammed up your arse by Blue until your rectum feels like a wind sock!Becuase that is what we all will be doing! Then maybe....just maybe....you may get an invite.
On the other hand I'd get out quick while there's still time, mate. Here.....I'll get your coat for you!
LC

Quote by Lovecommando
Hiya, is the party full now or are there spaces for a late entry, I know its dim of me but I cant even see where it is. <---Mike in Manchester.........
thanks
Mike

You haven't read this thread have you, mate?
I think Blue and Satin may allow you to come if you dress up in stockings, heels, wig and make-up, be prepared to have your arse whipped to shreds by Judy TV and bend over and have an 18 inch dildo rammed up your arse by Blue until your rectum feels like a wind sock! Becuase that is what we all will be doing! Then maybe....just maybe....you may get an invite.
On the other hand I'd get out quick while there's still time, mate. Here.....I'll get your coat for you!
LC

Quote by MikePreston
Well, that is one of the funniest posts I have read, its still got me sniggering, thats one hell of an imagination you have got there, or were you describing the last party!
To be honest I thought I had read it (avoiding the brainless idiot me me me approach far too prevelant) but, as you so eruditely point out, I clearly hadn't, so I guess its brainless idiot reporting for duty :-(
To be honest it all sounds like good fun apart from the dressing up, whipping aggressive anal play....mmm, that was ALL of it wasn't it.........
My coat is the black one on the chair there, I'll head for the door, sorry..........

I was describing the last party, Mike! This one is even going to be more pervy and depraved! Lucky escape you had there!
Good to see you have a sense of humour though, you need it around here cause we're all bonkers! Welcome to SH though....might be a good idea you do a little introductory thread in the Cafe Forum, let people know who you are then you'll get invites in good time.
Regards
LC

Quote by Lovecommando
Hiya, is the party full now or are there spaces for a late entry, I know its dim of me but I cant even see where it is. <---Mike in Manchester.........
thanks
Mike

You haven't read this thread have you, mate? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think Blue and Satin may allow you to come if you dress up in stockings, heels, wig and make-up, be prepared to have your arse whipped to shreds by Judy TV and bend over and have an 18 inch dildo rammed up your arse by Blue until your rectum feels like a wind sock! Becuase that is what we all will be doing! Then maybe....just maybe....you may get an invite.
On the other hand I'd get out quick while there's still time, mate. Here.....I'll get your coat for you!
LC

Just when I was getting used to the idea of this party..... and thinking to myself.... Oh well.... in for a penny in for a pound.... even starting to look forward to it LC..... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Fuck..... Pass me the Valium of that shelf, and a glass of that Vodka to wash em down please.........

Quote by Lovecommando
I think Blue and Satin may allow you to come if you dress up in stockings, heels, wig and make-up, be prepared to have your arse whipped to shreds by Judy TV and bend over and have an 18 inch dildo rammed up your arse by Blue until your rectum feels like a wind sock! Becuase that is what we all will be doing! Then maybe....just maybe....you may get an invite.
On the other hand I'd get out quick while there's still time, mate. Here.....I'll get your coat for you!
LC

Quote by MQ

I think Blue and Satin may allow you to come if you dress up in stockings, heels, wig and make-up, be prepared to have your arse whipped to shreds by Judy TV and bend over and have an 18 inch dildo rammed up your arse by Blue until your rectum feels like a wind sock! Becuase that is what we all will be doing! Then maybe....just maybe....you may get an invite.
On the other hand I'd get out quick while there's still time, mate. Here.....I'll get your coat for you!
LC

Quote by MQ
MQ starts feeling queasy and a bit wobbly

Awww don't worry, Hun! I exaggerated about the size of Blue's dildo. It's only 12 inches actually! :grin: :twisted:
LC

Quote by bluexxx
As if you haven't heard enough about the pervy goings on at Blue's party, now we're having one for Satin's birthday too!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Because we loved all of you who came to the first one soooooooo much you're all automatically invited to this one too :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you didn't come to the first one and you want to come to this, it doesn't matter if you are gay, straight, bi, TV or TS, single or a couple, as long as you are open-minded and you are a member of this forum, you may still get an invite. However, we will have to limit numbers to around 30 cos our house just isn't big enough for more.
As before, I want everyone to be very clear that this will be a SEX party where all manner of things might well go on..... just wait til you see the piccies of the first one :shock: ... so you really do need to be open-minded! But we'll have a laugh as well, and maybe some kinky games, and very definately some vodka jelly! :lol: :lol: :lol: It's totally free, no scams, no bullshit, we're absolutely for real
The exact date has yet to be decided but it will be most probably the last weekend in November.... that is either Friday the 26th or Saturday the 27th.... all depends on our babysitters, but we'll let you know the exact date as soon as we know
So, if you're up for it, leave me a post on this thread, and wooooo hoooooo, bring it on!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
jUST AN EDIT COS PEOPLE DON'T BOTHER TO READ THE POSTS ON THIS THREAD AND THEN WONDER WHY I'M RUDE TO THEM IN PM. THE LIST IS FULL AND HAS BEEN FOR SOME TIME. THERE IS A RESERVE LIST BUT THAT IS FULL TOO. NO MORE INVITES WILL BE ISSUED, ESPECIALLY NOT TO THOSE CHANCERS AND PLONKERS WHO KEEP PMING, IF YOU ARE ON THE RESERVE LIST I WILL LET YOU KNOW IF THERE ARE SPACES NEARER THE TIME. NEWBIES AND PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN GET AN INVITE LATE, YOU'VE NO CHANCE. I WILL NOT REPLY TO ANYONE ELSE WHO ASKS FOR AN INVITE. GOT IT???

Quote by MikePreston
Guilty as charged. Please advise of suitable act of contrition asap (just not that 18 inch thing please!).
No excuses no whining no trying to blame anyone else. Twas a testosterone fuelled, brain cell free moment.

Quote by dundeecpl
Today's the day the teddy bears have their pic--------nic :twisted:
Gill & Del x