Satin's birthday party ... OMG... it's TODAY!!!!!!

29 Sep 2004

Quote by mrsexyeyes
maybe to stop the males being frightend by the rush they could all be blindfolded this way it would make it even better lol (hope i get one of the chairs to sit upon.)

We can't bliondfold the ones that will be amongst the rush, that would give the girls an advantage wink

:wink: :wink:
Gill x

29 Sep 2004

Quote by mrsexyeyes
I ment to put the blindfolds on the men not the ladies (still hope i get a chair.)

yes, i know what you meant but there will be guys running round the chairs waiting for the music to stop also! wink

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Hmmm, bi guys :shock:
You still want a chair???

29 Sep 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
PMSL, i can envisage a few jumpy guys with the girlies racing towards them at a rate of knots to get a cock!!

This is kinda why I thought blowjobs would be a better idea of actaully sitting on the cocks!!! :shock: rotflmao

But then.. what do i care.. if all the guys are out of action, I'll still have Blue and her infamous strap-on!! :twisted:
oi! sod that. if you need somewhere to sit, as ever, i am a perfect gent! and i'll . . . . erm . . . give up my seat or something? dunno

i've got it all wrong again haven't i?
bollox!
neil x x x ;)

30 Sep 2004

Welll, I think I might just have to be ... er... busy whilst this game is being played.... :scared: :scared: :scared:

30 Sep 2004

Quote by RobbieNW
Oh go on then lucy but you'll have to be Gentle with me to start with :therethere: then get a little more strict :smackbottom: ...lol...!

I'm always gentle Robbie wink

:grin: :grin: :grin:
Lucy xxx

30 Sep 2004

Quote by devil_in_part
Welll, I think I might just have to be ... er... busy whilst this game is being played....

Thats not what you were saying when I first suggested it!!! :twisted: :twisted:

30 Sep 2004

Quote by mrsexyeyes
errrrrrrrrrrrrm well now i dont know may sit that one out till it is just ladies lol (chicken thats me )

This will be an equal opportunities party, but if you're blindfolded, how will you know? And if you think you will, you wont!! we know, cos that happened at the last party!!!
I may well control the music, as suggested. However, so as I don't feel left out, the person who does NOT get a chair/cock each round will have mine!! Sounds fair and reasonable to me!! :twisted:
(I have loads of chairs!)
Cardinal Mal
:twisted:

30 Sep 2004

Quote by Nomad_Soul
The Nomad Soul would love to invited to such a social gathering to meet you all in the flesh, so to speak.
If one of the chosen few would you please pm the details to me.

With an attempt like that to gate crash a party, your less likely to be invited to any future events. We dont work like that in here!!

30 Sep 2004

To be honest - who in their right mind would try and gatecrash this party? It's not like they wouldn't be noticed and certainly not the type of party they could 'bully' their way in, bearing in mind both the hosts are martial arts experts!!
The lights are on, but there's nobody in!! :shock:
Cardinal Mal
:twisted:

30 Sep 2004

Quote by mal609
both the hosts are martial arts experts!!

I'm scared! Will someone hold my.... hand????

30 Sep 2004

Quote by devil_in_part
both the hosts are martial arts experts!!

I'm scared! Will someone hold my.... hand????
Don't worry matey - you're part of the "INNER CIRCLE"!!!!!
Cardinal Mal
:twisted:

30 Sep 2004

If you're wanting to be blindfolded and BJed you get NO CHOICEof who BJs you, it could be a male or a female..... tough shit if you're straight.. deal with it :grin: rolleyes

.... or don't do the blindfold game, simple as.... just sit and be boring all night while we all have a good time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
This party isn't for wimps, if you ain't game for a laugh, don't come cool

8-) 8-) 8-)
The musical cocks game, there needs to be one less cock than mouths doesn't there.....? Therefore, there may well have to be some male mouths in there somewhere........ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ... equal opportunities and all that, in fact it would be illegal under the Sex Discriminations Act 1975 if we did not allow male mouths to play the game also.....
See, my legal ass is covered 8-) 8-) 8-) lol

:lol: :lol:
Seriously...... you need to be OPEN MINDED to come to this party..... just a warning folks............................. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
rotflmao

30 Sep 2004

Yeah, cheers Mal... Now I'm totally freaked out...
I'll just be leaving now as I think I'm way too sweet and innocent to be listening to this sort of thing....
*devil_in_part legs it as fast as his little legs can carry him*
bolt

btw, have we decided who's going to be the present in pass the parcel yet?

30 Sep 2004

You're going to be the pressie, devil_in_part, seeing as you're the one that brought it up!
Aw, don't be afraid (much), we'll only be REALLY nasty to gatecrashers...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ... now, where did I put that shopping list, I've been promising myself a bigger strap-on for some time now..... any gatecrashers will get serviced the HARD way! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

30 Sep 2004

Are we also going to play the latest variation on pin the tail on the donkey?
"Stick the dildo in the transvestite" silly

30 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I've been promising myself a bigger strap-on for some time now.....

:shock: :shock: :shock: :scared: :eeek:
blue perhaps this parties not what i thought it was, and you best take me off the list? either that or i need to get some more practice in? dunno

neil x x x ;)

30 Sep 2004

All it takes is a bit of practice, my boy! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ... Having said that, there's no bloody way I'd take some of what I'm prepared to give cool

8-) 8-)
I prefer the "stick the dildo in the gatecrasher" game..... just in case anyone has got any intention of gatecrashing, I want them to know that I am armed! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

30 Sep 2004

Regarding party games, the idea is not to tell everyone what the games are on here, but let me know by pm - it's more of a surprise for them on the night!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Cardinal Mal
the Gamesmaster :twisted:

30 Sep 2004

Oh yeah :doh: , sorry, forgot that rule..... forgive me, oh Cardinal Mal, Sir redface

ops: :oops: :oops: worship

30 Sep 2004

was that dildo, that Mr Dundee cple was wearing, yours ???
or the pink one with the 'rear' controls your too????
Paul

30 Sep 2004

The one that Mr. Dundee was wearing wasn't mine, the one with the vibro control was, and the bright pink double ender was mine too.... must get some new ones... maybe I will take a quick trip down to my local sex shop in the next few days and stock up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

30 Sep 2004

i am getting MEGGA scared here!!!!!!!
lol
i have a feeling my innocence may be destroyed! :shock:

30 Sep 2004

"Innocence" :shock:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

30 Sep 2004

They well and truely destroyed my innocence WBB.

30 Sep 2004

Mr Dundee says he will bring the bigger one next time, he just didn't want to frighten you all last time :shock:

Gill x

30 Sep 2004

Just out of interest, how big was the red one?

30 Sep 2004

Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :upset: :upset:
Please read all disclaimers before proceeding :small-print:
I'm off to make sure all my affairs are in order.... bolt

30 Sep 2004

The red one (bottom left), the one that you were ON about is 8" long, 5.5" round :shock:
The one in the last post (big boy) is 6.5" round :scared: This one also fits in the strap.
The double dong in the middle is 18" long and 6" round :scared: :scared:
We do have a bigger one for any of you lot that think you can handle it, will keep that one under wraps for the mo
Gill & Del x

30 Sep 2004

ooooooohhhhh my mum said i am allowed to come to your hosue and play with your toys if its ok!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
lol

:lol: :lol:

30 Sep 2004

Are those shiney metal things forceps that they use for smear tests ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm not even going to ask :shock:
Wow, I didn't realise the red one was that large........