If by any chance there are any sexy plumbers in the Midlands area next week (13th-17th)
who would like to give me a hand with a little something.
Please get in touch.
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Sex God
Sorry Pololady, but I am having these really wicked thoughts of what you might be doing with a plumber :twisted: think I need to carry on with the medication!
Sex God
AWWWWW, wow how nice are you?
Imagine trying to help out the GFZ by finding a plumber for us :giggle:
good luck
Imagine trying to help out the GFZ by finding a plumber for us :giggle:
good luck
Warming the Bed
To be taken as a job application !!!!!!
Good evening Miss
I understand you require a plumber?
May i be of assistance?
May i suggest that you hire an apprentice so he can LEARN all necessary jobs and instructions from yourself
This may be cheeper in the long term Madam as you will not have to fork out for specialisted time and labour
your promt reply will be abbreciated
Your local plumbing agency !!!!
R
Good evening Miss
I understand you require a plumber?
May i be of assistance?
May i suggest that you hire an apprentice so he can LEARN all necessary jobs and instructions from yourself
This may be cheeper in the long term Madam as you will not have to fork out for specialisted time and labour
your promt reply will be abbreciated
Your local plumbing agency !!!!
R
Orgasminator
sorry polo, only do sparking, but never mind
Quote by robbiem1303
To be taken as a job application !!!!!!
Good evening Miss
I understand you require a plumber?
May i be of assistance?
May i suggest that you hire an apprentice so he can LEARN all necessary jobs and instructions from yourself
This may be cheeper in the long term Madam as you will not have to fork out for specialisted time and labour
your promt reply will be abbreciated
Your local plumbing agency !!!!
R
:lol: Sounds like a spam e-mail from some west african country :lol:
phredd >>> and is sorry he is not a plumber. xxxxxx
Hi Polo Lady, one of my favs, met a couple 2 weeks ago and had a wonderful time,just imagine calling to yours and whilst im on my back with my head in the kitchen unit, you ask if i want a brew, filling the kettle you have to straddle me, I look up and see that your panties are very nice nect to your stockings, I just cant take my eyes off them, moving my hand slowly over your ankles you twitch a little, i gently move up to you thigh, by now I am sat up .Gently kissing your stocking tops, you grasp the worktop with both hands, mmmm do i need to go on hun, Im Mike 44 from Cheshire, 12 stone, 5-10 tall, and have black hair and my own teeth( I'll keep them in just for you hun ) xxif you like the though then dropme a line babe, bye for now, Mike xxxx
Quote by mike444you
Hi Polo Lady, one of my favs, met a couple 2 weeks ago and had a wonderful time,just imagine calling to yours and whilst im on my back with my head in the kitchen unit, you ask if i want a brew, filling the kettle you have to straddle me, I look up and see that your panties are very nice nect to your stockings, I just cant take my eyes off them, moving my hand slowly over your ankles you twitch a little, i gently move up to you thigh, by now I am sat up .Gently kissing your stocking tops, you grasp the worktop with both hands, mmmm do i need to go on hun, Im Mike 44 from Cheshire, 12 stone, 5-10 tall, and have black hair and my own teeth( I'll keep them in just for you hun ) xxif you like the though then dropme a line babe, bye for now, Mike xxxx
Actually it will be more like on your back connecting the new toilet - and after you have just taken out the old one, I would prefer you washed your hands before they went up my skirt
:lol: :lol: 
you must be joking have you seen how much plumbers charge an hour.