Am I an ex-pornstar?..............................................no
Do I have an unfeasibly large penis?........................nope
Am I desperate, and this is the last chance
without paying?....................................................get out of here!
Do I look like a greek god?.....................................non
Can I bring women to orgasm just by
entering the same room as them?..........................niet
(wouldn't that be fun in Tescos?)
Am I multilingual?...................................................nein
(but I once had a girlfriend who could
say no in a million different ways!)
I'm none of the above, but If you are looking for
a clean, decent, respectful guy then I
could be your man.
I'm interested in meeting couples or single females
in the South Wales area. I am 38 years old, and
may be orally bi with the right person.
Age etc unimportant.