Had a great meet several weeks ago with a young couple in London who wanted their first MMF 3sum. They wanted a more mature fellow to help them. Loads of fun had by all. Will be there again.
Now if satifsfaction isn't a recommendation - what is?
- or maybe there are no more (real and genuine) newbies in the Southeast
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Sex God
Thing is, people looking on here only have your word that it happened and that isn't really a recommendation is it?
I think there are lots of real and genuine people all over the country, you shouldn't be insinuating that none exists. Is there a reason you are looking particularly for newbies?
I think there are lots of real and genuine people all over the country, you shouldn't be insinuating that none exists. Is there a reason you are looking particularly for newbies?
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Is there a reason you are looking particularly for newbies?
Snack food :shock:
Venusxxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ah yes, they must be more tender morsels than the experienced swinger :shock:
Quote by the KAT
Had a great meet several weeks ago with a young couple in London who wanted their first MMF 3sum. They wanted a more mature fellow to help them. Loads of fun had by all. Will be there again.
Now if satifsfaction isn't a recommendation - what is?
- or maybe there are no more (real and genuine) newbies in the Southeast
the KAT
I'm not sure I understand.....
This post starts off with a tale of a successful meet and then becomes a mini-rant about the lack of real and genuine people in the south east.
Is this post an advert or is it a statement????
Dxx
Warming the Bed
Quote by freckledbird
Is there a reason you are looking particularly for newbies?
Snack food :shock:
Venusxxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ah yes, they must be more tender morsels than the experienced swinger :shock:
Does that mean that experienced :swingingchair: are "hard and tough"
:) :) Sex God
Quote by wallace47
Is there a reason you are looking particularly for newbies?
Snack food :shock:
Venusxxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ah yes, they must be more tender morsels than the experienced swinger :shock:
Does that mean that experienced :swingingchair: are "hard and tough"
:) :)Yes. Experienced swingers need marinating with fine wine (or beer/lager/vodka/substitute preferred tipple) and tenderising (lots of foreplay required) in order to fully appreciate the more distinct flavour.
Sex God
:shock: no thats auto eroticism or something like that - isn't that how Michael Hutchence died
No hanging me thanks
No hanging me thanks
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: no thats auto eroticism or something like that - isn't that how Michael Hutchence died
No hanging me thanks
You dont auto erotic asphyxiate game (unless of course you're much kinkier than I could ever imagine!!!!) - you shoot them and then hang them (so they taste better).
However, whilst on the subject of Michael Hutchence - what a complete dude!!!!
Dxx
Sex God
Quote by surreycouple2003
:shock: no thats auto eroticism or something like that - isn't that how Michael Hutchence died
No hanging me thanks
You dont auto erotic asphyxiate game (unless of course you're much kinkier than I could ever imagine!!!!) - you shoot them and then hang them (so they taste better).
However, whilst on the subject of Michael Hutchence - what a complete dude!!!!
Dxx
Absolutely, he was fab
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: no thats auto eroticism or something like that - isn't that how Michael Hutchence died
No hanging me thanks
However, whilst on the subject of Michael Hutchence - what a complete dude!!!!
Dxx
Absolutely, he was fab
Yes indeed - and very dirty!! :twisted:
Can you imagine the thing's he must have done to Kylie........... :shock:
Dxxx
Sex God
Chris likes to imagine things like that. I bet Michael was dirtier with Paula though Hello All
so many answers all at once.
to each of you individually thanks you. Possibly you wont be offended if i start responding to all like this
* Freckle - want some? You're all the way up in warick but tell me when.
* Venus - you look delicious may I have a lick (and more)?
*Surreycouple - I don't rant but I was trying to see if there was anyone else out there interested. Will that include you? If so lets meet up.
*Wallace47 - Cynical and Sarcastic - maybe a few too many words and not enough reponse - who knows. Certainly less action then many here have wanted - but lets not go there again!!!!
* Freckle again. All on offer to those that want just cum a calling. Us older well off guys do have a thing or two to offer.
*Freck and Surrey - Talk is cheap but not on my time. I'm into a nice meal with quality wine (I'll even treat) followed by gentle caring fun. Some people like it rough (as opposed to passionate or intense). Since that borders on pain leave me out.
And thanks for all your responses. Great to chat but are there actually any locals interested in getting togther with the KAT.
X lick purr
so many answers all at once.
to each of you individually thanks you. Possibly you wont be offended if i start responding to all like this
* Freckle - want some? You're all the way up in warick but tell me when.
* Venus - you look delicious may I have a lick (and more)?
*Surreycouple - I don't rant but I was trying to see if there was anyone else out there interested. Will that include you? If so lets meet up.
*Wallace47 - Cynical and Sarcastic - maybe a few too many words and not enough reponse - who knows. Certainly less action then many here have wanted - but lets not go there again!!!!
* Freckle again. All on offer to those that want just cum a calling. Us older well off guys do have a thing or two to offer.
*Freck and Surrey - Talk is cheap but not on my time. I'm into a nice meal with quality wine (I'll even treat) followed by gentle caring fun. Some people like it rough (as opposed to passionate or intense). Since that borders on pain leave me out.
And thanks for all your responses. Great to chat but are there actually any locals interested in getting togther with the KAT.
X lick purr
Quote by the KAT
Surreycouple - I don't rant but I was trying to see if there was anyone else out there interested. Will that include you? If so lets meet up.
Oh so it was a cunning plan to get people to want to meet you by suggesting they dont exist....
Thanks for the offer - but we are not into old single guys.
Quote by the KAT
Freck and Surrey - Talk is cheap but not on my time.
I'm into a nice meal with quality wine (I'll even treat) followed by gentle caring fun.
Some people like it rough (as opposed to passionate or intense). Since that borders on pain leave me out.
What????
Thanks for more reponses
Love all the chatter but have a real couple on the line so quickly.
* AndyS- No! do I look like him and what does that have to do with getting together. Where are you any way? Newcastle or further/ (See we Canadian Strangers know a little geography)
* Surrey - Hey I am not for everybody anymore then one shoe fits all sizes. Have fun. Enjoy life and all it has to offer. Don't look a gift horse in the mounth and don't knock something unless you have tried it. Find your way in life with enthusism it ignites all around you.
the KAT
Love all the chatter but have a real couple on the line so quickly.
* AndyS- No! do I look like him and what does that have to do with getting together. Where are you any way? Newcastle or further/ (See we Canadian Strangers know a little geography)
* Surrey - Hey I am not for everybody anymore then one shoe fits all sizes. Have fun. Enjoy life and all it has to offer. Don't look a gift horse in the mounth and don't knock something unless you have tried it. Find your way in life with enthusism it ignites all around you.
the KAT
Quote by the KAT
Thanks for more reponses
Love all the chatter but have a real couple on the line so quickly.
good luck, hope you get what you're after!
* AndyS- No! do I look like him and what does that have to do with getting together. Where are you any way? Newcastle or further/ (See we Canadian Strangers know a little geography)
Where did i say you looked liked him?? Read it again - it was the lick purr and the combination of you being a little older and talking about the fact you're well off, and you come across as a bit letcherous - nowt wrong with that all blokes are!! Just my opinion like.
Yep Newcastle - got it in one
Like i say good luck.
Sex God
Who says I am in Warick (wherever that is) :
And no thanks, we aren't interested in you, no matter how well off you are. That just comes across as bragging, to be honest, as do the offers to people to 'treat' them. We don't allow ourselves to be bought, we give of ourselves freely to the right people.
: And no thanks, we aren't interested in you, no matter how well off you are. That just comes across as bragging, to be honest, as do the offers to people to 'treat' them. We don't allow ourselves to be bought, we give of ourselves freely to the right people.
Hi Andy
Just my North American (read Canadian) upbringing I guess. Don't take
offence. And if we guys were not a bit lecherous the women would have to
make more of the running then they already do.
You seem like a pleasant enough person. I wish you all sorts of luck and
good sex.
* Hey Freck you want to pay your own way go ahead. It was just a gesture
of kindness. If I wanted to buy sex wouldn't need to be here would I
now?.
Also I don't know what you English have about some one else's good
fortune. I started with ZERO. All I have I made myself. And that IS to
be proud of for the hours and sacrifices I made. Now its time to enjoy
it andenjoy it I will. Maybe the good life doesn't appeal to you . But
it does to me and if it does I could show you a trick or two.
You remind me of Mercedes in the Count of Montecristo. Have fun. You
deserve it.
Yorkshire now there is a beautiful place. Must visit some time again.
God bless all of you and have fun and good sex
Signing off the KAT
Just my North American (read Canadian) upbringing I guess. Don't take
offence. And if we guys were not a bit lecherous the women would have to
make more of the running then they already do.
You seem like a pleasant enough person. I wish you all sorts of luck and
good sex.
* Hey Freck you want to pay your own way go ahead. It was just a gesture
of kindness. If I wanted to buy sex wouldn't need to be here would I
now?.
Also I don't know what you English have about some one else's good
fortune. I started with ZERO. All I have I made myself. And that IS to
be proud of for the hours and sacrifices I made. Now its time to enjoy
it andenjoy it I will. Maybe the good life doesn't appeal to you . But
it does to me and if it does I could show you a trick or two.
You remind me of Mercedes in the Count of Montecristo. Have fun. You
deserve it.
Yorkshire now there is a beautiful place. Must visit some time again.
God bless all of you and have fun and good sex
Signing off the KAT
Quote by surreycouple2003
:shock: no thats auto eroticism or something like that - isn't that how Michael Hutchence died
No hanging me thanks
However, whilst on the subject of Michael Hutchence - what a complete dude!!!!
Dxx
Absolutely, he was fab
Yes indeed - and very dirty!! :twisted:
Can you imagine the thing's he must have done to Kylie........... :shock:
Dxxx
ALRIGHT.....Stop right there.........i don't want to hear what he may have done to Kylie....I'm not listening......lalalalalalalalalalalalal
Sex God
Shall we draw pictures instead Dave, if you don't want to listen? :twisted:
:twisted: Sex God
Or we could try to find some photos? :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Can NEVER be anything wrong with lots and lots of tenderising, personally, I just love it
Quote by the KAT
Hi Andy
Just my North American (read Canadian) upbringing I guess.
Ok so does this mean it is the American, as you prefer to be labeled American than Canadian, (which explains the anti-english slant) idea of Manifest Destiny. The belief that it is your destiny to be here and have everyone fall at your feet.
You appear to be missing so many points about this forum, it is not to flash your NEW MONEY about, and brag about how much better being an North American is. Please remember we are attempting to be friendly too.
Well some of us! :shock:
Hello again Andy, you following me?
BB
Quote by beebeep
Hi Andy
Just my North American (read Canadian) upbringing I guess.
Ok so does this mean it is the American, as you prefer to be labeled American than Canadian, (which explains the anti-english slant) idea of Manifest Destiny. The belief that it is your destiny to be here and have everyone fall at your feet.
You appear to be missing so many points about this forum, it is not to flash your NEW MONEY about, and brag about how much better being an North American is. Please remember we are attempting to be friendly too.
Well some of us! :shock:
Hello again Andy, you following me?
BB
Beebeep - you want to check on the meaning of the word "follow" - me thinks the other way round
Bloody interent stalkers - just can't get a good quality one these days!!
