Special Friday afternoons Offer: Last inShop- Free to older

11 Jan 2005

Special Friday Aftrenoons Offer:Last in Shop- Free to Older Women in the NorthWest!
This is a special offer (young male, 24, blond hair, blue eyes, 6ft tall, slim build) available to any older women in the northwest.
it specialises in oral pleasure and is fully programable to meet its owners needs.
it is already trained to give oral relief until told to stop and its methods can be easily tweeked according to taste.
if you take up this special offer andenjoy it, you have the option of making it a regular friday afternoon experience.
this comes with a full 3 year guarantee which promises absolute cleanliness and descretion!
if you are interested please e-mail me or send me a PM

11 Jan 2005

FULL MARKS for the add
hope you find what your looking for xxxx
love pepps and menace xxx

12 Jan 2005

Brilliant Ad

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Do you work in marketing lol

Hhope you find someone after a very good bargain ! :grin:
Lucy kiss

13 Jan 2005

thanx for the replies, but i'm afraid to say i still haven't got anyone willing to try my special offer!
its not been a good january sale for me really!
i'm thinking of throwing in a free cup of tea as part of the deal

13 Jan 2005

Chuck in a box of chocs and you might be on to a winner biggrin

13 Jan 2005

so you think i might be able to sweeten the deal with chocolate?
would that sway you?

14 Jan 2005

Due to technical problems our oral pleasure product has been withdrawn from shelves as it breaks down when wet.
i am sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused to our customers ( luckily for you lot, that is no-one!)
however dont panic- a new waterproof version is now available and ready to be tested!

14 Jan 2005

I like the novel approach, quite humorous and I hope it works for you.
My humor tends to stay inside my Y fronts. Well, that's what makes some females laugh anyway....

14 Jan 2005

I just cant believe that this 'bargin' has not been sold already! I always though that Ladys could not resist a bargin and this certainly sounds a great deal