Spontaneous urge to relax

Statistically I am more likely to be a desperate middle aged man who still lives with his mum and likes to play trains upstairs. 

But I've never been one to follow the crowd.  

I am a typical Aries... A fearless and natural leader. Unafraid to explore the Unknown. Eager, enthusiastic, dynamic. Charismatic, energetic, loves challenges, marvellous sense of adventure, extremely playful. Passionate, impatient, stubborn, likes to have the last word, crusader for the rights of others  and defender of lost causes. 

I have been away for a while owing to a vanilla relationship but I'm now back and in typical spontaneous style I have decided to do a bit of relaxing. 

I shall therefore be at the [removed] later today (12th Jan 17) between 10am and 1pm getting steamy in the sauna, hoping to perfect my breast stroke in the pool and getting a good work out in the gym ? ?

If anyone is free and wants to be sociable then I shall be wearing a pair of black and white mottiffed swimming shorts. If you want to let on you have seen this ad then tell me "looks like the heavens are going to open"

I will reply "then we shall get wet" 

So if you get someone answer you about the snow that is due... its not me ? 

Now I want to make it clear that I will talk to anyone but I'm not bi and no desire to either. 

Also remember it's no chameleons ? 

So what am I looking for... 

awesome friends ?

Oh and I get bored easily so you will have to be good, really good at keeping me interested 

I like being silly so being able to laugh at yourself is a must. If you get embarrassed too easily then your not for me. 

I also love taking risks so what are you waiting for.... I double dare you........

Update..... I had a very relaxing time.... I talked to lots and lots of people and enjoyed the facilities. I also embarrassed myself by hitting my head on the sauna ceiling! For any on here that did see me but for one reason or another didn't want to say hi, thankyou for checking me out... maybe next time ? 

I'm will be going again next Thursday 19th- 11am till 2 pm if anyone's interested. Xx 

I have a Saturday evening free and wanted to see if any people on here feel like having a drink and a chat. 
I will be in a pub in Shrewsbury (please contact me for which one) from 9pm sat 14th Jan. You will know who I am because I always wear a trilby hat with lots of badges on it. 
So anyone fancy a drink? If you try and work the word "heaven" into a conversation I will know your from here. 

Mod Edit:  Please do not post specific locations and times/dates in your posts

To the couple who said hello. Damn.. I wished you stayed ? xx please message me xx 

Going to the bull in butcher row xx 

Ok. Haven't been to the bull yet n a while. Not good for after 12 drinks ? ok well officially if anyone sees me out at all in any pubs on any night then say hi xx I always wear my trademark hat xx  

Update: 

I did go again to enjoy another spa day but rather a quiet day... the only person I spoke to was a rather talented famous comedian in the steam room of all places. And before you ask....no! He def didn't mention anything about heaven 

This is going to be my last post in this thread. I feel it's a bit one sided. 

I will leave with this thought...

"If any men saw the crazy positions women get into so they could shave their legs...they would demand kinkier sex"