Hey,
21 male, 8" ... I'm looking for a straight single female for sex (involving any and everything) in leicester, has to be relatively good looking and of decent size... no obese women... no over 30s.
apply only if u have a photo i can see beforehand... if u are interested reply for my email address. I live in the city centre, a couple of mins walk from the clock tower, and can accommodate in my flat.
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Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by blixo
Hey,
21 male, 8" ... I'm looking for a straight single female for sex (involving any and everything) in leicester, has to be relatively good looking and of decent size... no obese women... no over 30s.
apply only if u have a photo i can see beforehand... if u are interested reply for my email address. I live in the city centre, a couple of mins walk from the clock tower, and can accommodate in my flat.
Wrong site mate. Try hookers_r_
Sex God
Quote by Edin BBW
You're being much kinder than I wanted to be.
Couldn't be bothered wasting time typing an insulting reply! Anyway, when he grows up he just might understand that he is not gods gift and he should be very, very gratefull he is not locked in a room with us all right now (actually that would be fun, frighten the bloody life out of the little upstart) :twisted:
Sex God
I'm confused again, must be a Monday thing, but I don't think I've ever seen a straight female, alll the ones I ever met have curves.
Or am I just on the wrong track again?
:doh:
John
Or am I just on the wrong track again?
:doh: John
Sexlightened
Il second that Edinburgh BBW as there is nothing wrong with a lovely lady with a fuller figure, So feel free to get yourself back over to Glasgow as i missed you at the Scottish Munch & i was the one in the Kilt lol. 
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Quote by Horous
I'm confused again, must be a Monday thing, but I don't think I've ever seen a straight female, alll the ones I ever met have curves.
Or am I just on the wrong track again?
John
I can understand that some guys on like slim girls, fine, we all like different things but why the f**k does she need to be straight? Whats he frightened about? Does he think that because she is not straight she may want to use her strap-on on him? Umm now that would Scare him!!!!
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :cheers: For that, brought a smile to my face.John.
Quote by blixo
Hey,
21 male, 8" ... I'm looking for a straight single female for sex (involving any and everything) in leicester, has to be relatively good looking and of decent size... no obese women... no over 30s.
apply only if u have a photo i can see beforehand... if u are interested reply for my email address. I live in the city centre, a couple of mins walk from the clock tower, and can accommodate in my flat.
Is he placing an ad or an order :silly:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I would just like to point out that his name is Blixo, and NOT Bilko !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bet his boobs are not as nice as yours are Sarge
Quote by orpheous1
for a first post thats pretty impressive, its a shame you dont live in the 25th century, you could have become jean luc picard and just said
'make it so'
failing that, apply for a science grant and watch wierd science 50 times, invent and apply the same technology, hey presto!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thumbup: That's a good one! And they wonder why they get no replies
Quote by bobbyb
Il second that Edinburgh BBW as there is nothing wrong with a lovely lady with a fuller figure, So feel free to get yourself back over to Glasgow as i missed you at the Scottish Munch & i was the one in the Kilt lol.
Hmmmm, I do like a man in a kilt, although I much prefer him out of it. :evil2:
