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Sex God
You must be having a laugh mate. Don't expect a queue at your door will you 
Mod
Quite easy really.
Bend over and shove a large butt plug up your arse, making sure it is an exceptionally good fit.
Then try and fart.
Can't fart?
There you are, you're fucked !! :shock:
Why don't they ask more difficult questions?
Mal
Bend over and shove a large butt plug up your arse, making sure it is an exceptionally good fit.
Then try and fart.
Can't fart?
There you are, you're fucked !! :shock:
Why don't they ask more difficult questions?
Mal
Sex God
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
At least you're honest!
So would I.
What's the problem?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Kent-man
I would really like a fuck sometime in the week. Any takers.
At least you're honest!
So would I.
What's the problem?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
I'm beginning to think that ads posted in here should specify the level of irony being used
Mike.
Mike.
Sex God
Quote by mal609
Quite easy really.
Bend over and shove a large butt plug up your arse, making sure it is an exceptionally good fit.
Then try and fart.
Can't fart?
There you are, you're fucked !! :shock:
Why don't they ask more difficult questions?
Mal
Well that has got my week off to a good start.
Warming the Bed
what we want and what we get are 2 differant things :idea: engage brain when next asking try using it
Quote by mrbodget
what we want and what we get are 2 differant things :idea: engage brain when next asking try using it
I don't really see why you bothered posting that mrbodget. A cliche and a lame put-down don't strike me as the height of intelligent postings. I don't wish to be rude to you but it just seems a bit odd to me.
. When you find out, do let me know. 