Ever just wanted to loose all control, release all those inhibitions, things you would never dare ask for, but have only thought about on those quiet moments in the shower or lying awake in bed at night??????
Well call the expert, all fantasies catered for, free estimate, speedy response, fast friendly staff, no purchase necessary, just one item per customer, (Gingers need not apply)
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Ok... but my fantasy involved reviving dead celebrities. Can it be done?!?
Dead celebs can be revived using a squeezy bottle (fairy if that is your choice) and corn flakes packet held together with double sided sticky tape, failing that cellotape. however realistic fantasies will only be considered after all im not bloody jimmy saville
this site catered for the really kinky stuff..... :-)
Anomals have equal right in anyones fantasy and maybe included (as long as they are not ginger)
disclaimer: the management cannot be held responsible for a poorly thought out string,
Are you saying that you are prepared to have sex with an animal if that is what is required?
If that were your fantasy, yes, but you must provide your own species and step ladders (if necessary)
the management reserves the right to bugger off if the animal is scary or ginger
What if my fantasy involves catering? Do you cater for catered fantasies?
like a handstand sandwhich! prawn with mayo,hellmans of course.
The reason why I was asking about animals is cos, as it is an illegal act to shag an animal, you are not allowed to discuss it on the public board - same with non consent and children - which I HOPE you would say no to :shock: .
two avatars driving me lovely ample boobs (what i could do with them) and ,blues yummy bum. god wheres me rubber glove.
i believe sucking off a donkey is not considered an illegal act if you are a member of the royal family. i refer to the case of charles vs dobin, a hushed up court case of the early 90s
.... What about realistic ones that involve animals and non consent? Do those, do you?
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