Hi,
I'm still very much a virgin to this swinging lark & have so far been very frustrated by my attempts to meet a nice lady!! :wanker:
:confused: :confused2: I understand that there are thousands of blokes wanting the same thing - but there is an ad section that says women for men. :violin: I've tried to contact a number of women, but with not so much a :small-print: :taz: I'm not asking for much not into
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:moon: or even :kick: - maybe a 
or even :censored: But most important I want :rose: :inlove: :love: & loads of :beer: :cheers: enough of these silly pics.
I'm 35, from Manchesterish area. I'm decent, clean & like to think I've got a good sense of humour!! Why else would I be here :silly: !
But to be serious for a mo - I was very badly hurt last year & it's taken me a long time to get over it. I'm therefore looking for fun as this year has been a nightmare!
Anyway, enough of that crap - bring on the fun!!
What do i want: lady, 30-40 (not rigid...ooeerr missus!), good sense of humour, kind & can take me places I could only dream of!!!!!
Am I asking the impossible? :giveup:
:sleeping: :kissmyarse: 
hwoar: 