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4 Nov 2004

Quote by davidn48
devil..obv i have stunned u in silence lol..not sure if thats good or bad lol

stunned silence... good!! biggrin

Unfortunately your cock is too big!!!! :shock:
And for everyone else pming me.. no I will not accept 7 (unless it's Satin's and he is gentle :twisted: ) and even 6 is too big.. so come get the rulers out and be honest!!!!

4 Nov 2004

is girth going to be a problem coz while i'm not long it is fairly chunky.

4 Nov 2004

Quote by gooser
is girth going to be a problem coz while i'm not long it is fairly chunky.

I can imagine if its quite wide it would also cause pain.. so yes would be a problem.
Am I beginning to sound a bit picky? :shock:

4 Nov 2004

And on the subject... its not a necessity.. but would help if the bloke was bi... saves any awkwardness at 'accidently' touching another mans bits and would probably provide for a lot more entertaining evening. (or afternoon) (or morning) lol

4 Nov 2004

dam why do i have to be so adverage mines 6.5" thats not to big but not to small that means im out of the aqasion shit :bounce: :taz:

4 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
no I will not accept 7 (unless it's Satin's and he is gentle :twisted: )

Satin is very pleased that he doesn't have to have an inch chopped off his dick after all :shock: . he also says that "gentle" is his middle name..... along with "slut" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

4 Nov 2004

"Satin Gentle Slut ______" What were his parents thinking.... poor kid!! rolleyes

..
Although if you feel he deserves to have an inch chopped off I could retract my earlier comment!! :twisted:

4 Nov 2004

i know some one xxdevil69 who will just fit your bill he has a small willy :bounce: :taz:

4 Nov 2004

less than 6"? biggrin

4 Nov 2004

yes less than 6" of course its SOOTY and it will not hurt becaues his is small and furry lol
sorry love had to stick that one in just my shit humor :bounce: :taz:

4 Nov 2004

awww... I love sooty!! (although not in that way!!!)

4 Nov 2004

pmpl im glad you saw the funny side of that one

4 Nov 2004

Awww, where were you six months ago?

4 Nov 2004

I'm sorry Roger... but could you not come along with your old one and just manually use it on me?

4 Nov 2004

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:rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove:

4 Nov 2004

ahh roger i have just read through your www. and it nealy made me cry youve had a tough time

4 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
"Satin Gentle Slut ______" What were his parents thinking.... poor kid!! ..
Although if you feel he deserves to have an inch chopped off I could retract my earlier comment!! :twisted:

Aw.... I'd be a bit reluctant to chop and inch off Satin's dick..... my piccies wouldn't look half as good if it was all mangled :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Nov 2004

I hate to admit it, but it looks like i might the correct size you are after lol.
At first i thought it was 7.5 " long, until I realised that the ruler was upside down, making it an embarrassing 5.5" (funny how i always thought it was bigger).
Now i remember why i stopped measuring it lol, until tonight.

4 Nov 2004

Woohoooo!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: (Â© Misschief2004)
I think I've found my true vocation in life!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have to sit down to have a wee, otherwise three of my fingures get wet!! confused

:? :?
I assume this six inches is measured from the bum isn't it?? :? :? :?
Then I'm your man!! wink

:lol: :lol: :lol:

4 Nov 2004

will 5 and 3 quarters be ok for you.
redface

ops:

4 Nov 2004

My ex and myself used to do this and she said that everage sized was better as it slipped in comfortably wherer a small one always felt like you needed to push it out.

4 Nov 2004

I really loved this thread... I could just imagine blokes out there thinking for
the very first time, "SHIT! Why isn't my cock smaller???"
Hahahaha! And yes, I was one of them.
7" <---length---> & " ( ) circumference.
Guess that's me ruled out... :cry: :cry: :cry:

4 Nov 2004

for fucks sake mrs devil ((( sorry for the swearing! redface

)))
why didn't you just pm me? small willy, possibly bi, tarting like mad with you all over SH? what do i have to do? rolleyes

you know i'm only ickle! biggrin

never thought i'd grin at that statement, but hey! ;)
oops, forgot . . . .
fancy a shag? ;)
n x x x :P

4 Nov 2004

Far be it for me to spoil my own chances but shouldn't you be considering the thickness rather than the lenth????? :cry:
From experience although I am average in lenth I have been told I am quite thick(Girth not mind) heheh and that it streches the anus too much for comfort. After all a man doesn't have to use the full lenth but he always has to use the width. :twisted: :twisted:
Taff666

4 Nov 2004

Neil.... this is all just practice so that I'm truly ready next time I see you!!!!! Wouldn't want to act like I don't know what I'm doing!!! redface

(and you're too big for my first time!!) :twisted:

5 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Neil.... this is all just practice so that I'm truly ready next time I see you!!!!! Wouldn't want to act like I don't know what I'm doing!!!
(and you're too big for my first time!!) :twisted:

now i have never ever been told that before!
neilinleeds - too big! :smug:

5 Nov 2004

So it's back to me then!! :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: wink

5 Nov 2004

Not for me this thing, i am a 6.5 incher.

5 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So it's back to me then!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well sarge.. if you're telling the truth about being so small (and you'd obviously never lie to me!!!) Then you're perfect for the position... although I still haven't received your pics or an email that would really distinguish you from the rest!!!! :twisted:

5 Nov 2004

Hi devil - im just a newbie here and im enjoying this thread - it looks a lot of you know each other quite well. I hope i can get to know some of you in time.
In response to your request - i think i fit the bill and not embarrassed to say so!
Im also bi. And im more than willing to travel.
BUT i dont know how to send you a pic (i do have one)