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payne
Sex God
Quote by davidn48
devil..obv i have stunned u in silence lol..not sure if thats good or bad lol

stunned silence... good!! biggrin
Unfortunately your cock is too big!!!! :shock:
And for everyone else pming me.. no I will not accept 7 (unless it's Satin's and he is gentle :twisted: ) and even 6 is too big.. so come get the rulers out and be honest!!!!
Unknown User
is girth going to be a problem coz while i'm not long it is fairly chunky.
payne
Sex God
Quote by gooser
is girth going to be a problem coz while i'm not long it is fairly chunky.

I can imagine if its quite wide it would also cause pain.. so yes would be a problem.
Am I beginning to sound a bit picky? :shock:
payne
Sex God
And on the subject... its not a necessity.. but would help if the bloke was bi... saves any awkwardness at 'accidently' touching another mans bits and would probably provide for a lot more entertaining evening. (or afternoon) (or morning) lol
sir__matthew
Sexlightened
dam why do i have to be so adverage mines 6.5" thats not to big but not to small that means im out of the aqasion shit :bounce: :taz:
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
no I will not accept 7 (unless it's Satin's and he is gentle :twisted: )

Satin is very pleased that he doesn't have to have an inch chopped off his dick after all :shock: . he also says that "gentle" is his middle name..... along with "slut" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
payne
Sex God
"Satin Gentle Slut ______" What were his parents thinking.... poor kid!! rolleyes lol ..
Although if you feel he deserves to have an inch chopped off I could retract my earlier comment!! :twisted:
sir__matthew
Sexlightened
i know some one xxdevil69 who will just fit your bill he has a small willy :bounce: :taz:
payne
Sex God
less than 6"? biggrin
sir__matthew
Sexlightened
yes less than 6" of course its SOOTY and it will not hurt becaues his is small and furry lol
sorry love had to stick that one in just my shit humor :bounce: :taz:
payne
Sex God
awww... I love sooty!! (although not in that way!!!)
sir__matthew
Sexlightened
pmpl im glad you saw the funny side of that one
roger743
Sex God
Awww, where were you six months ago?
payne
Sex God
I'm sorry Roger... but could you not come along with your old one and just manually use it on me?
roger743
Sex God
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sir__matthew
Sexlightened
ahh roger i have just read through your www. and it nealy made me cry youve had a tough time
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
"Satin Gentle Slut ______" What were his parents thinking.... poor kid!! rolleyes lol ..
Although if you feel he deserves to have an inch chopped off I could retract my earlier comment!! :twisted:

Aw.... I'd be a bit reluctant to chop and inch off Satin's dick..... my piccies wouldn't look half as good if it was all mangled :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
I hate to admit it, but it looks like i might the correct size you are after lol.
At first i thought it was 7.5 " long, until I realised that the ruler was upside down, making it an embarrassing 5.5" (funny how i always thought it was bigger).
Now i remember why i stopped measuring it lol, until tonight.
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Woohoooo!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: (© Misschief2004)
I think I've found my true vocation in life!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have to sit down to have a wee, otherwise three of my fingures get wet!! confused :? :?
I assume this six inches is measured from the bum isn't it?? :? :? :?
Then I'm your man!! wink :lol: :lol: :lol:
sunnymac
Warming the Bed
will 5 and 3 quarters be ok for you.
redface surprisedops:
Unknown User
My ex and myself used to do this and she said that everage sized was better as it slipped in comfortably wherer a small one always felt like you needed to push it out.
Bad__Cop
Warming the Bed
I really loved this thread... I could just imagine blokes out there thinking for
the very first time, "SHIT! Why isn't my cock smaller???"
Hahahaha! And yes, I was one of them.
7" <---length---> & " ( ) circumference.
Guess that's me ruled out... :cry: :cry: :cry:
neilinleeds
Sex God
for fucks sake mrs devil ((( sorry for the swearing! redface )))
why didn't you just pm me? small willy, possibly bi, tarting like mad with you all over SH? what do i have to do? rolleyes
you know i'm only ickle! biggrin
never thought i'd grin at that statement, but hey! ;)
oops, forgot . . . .
fancy a shag? ;)
n x x x :P
cardiffbornlad
Warming the Bed
Far be it for me to spoil my own chances but shouldn't you be considering the thickness rather than the lenth????? :cry:
From experience although I am average in lenth I have been told I am quite thick(Girth not mind) heheh and that it streches the anus too much for comfort. After all a man doesn't have to use the full lenth but he always has to use the width. :twisted: :twisted:
Taff666
payne
Sex God
Neil.... this is all just practice so that I'm truly ready next time I see you!!!!! Wouldn't want to act like I don't know what I'm doing!!! redface
(and you're too big for my first time!!) :twisted:
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
Neil.... this is all just practice so that I'm truly ready next time I see you!!!!! Wouldn't want to act like I don't know what I'm doing!!! redface
(and you're too big for my first time!!) :twisted:

now i have never ever been told that before!
neilinleeds - too big! :smug:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
So it's back to me then!! :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
payne
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
So it's back to me then!! :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

Well sarge.. if you're telling the truth about being so small (and you'd obviously never lie to me!!!) Then you're perfect for the position... although I still haven't received your pics or an email that would really distinguish you from the rest!!!! :twisted:
gailen
Sexpert
Hi devil - im just a newbie here and im enjoying this thread - it looks a lot of you know each other quite well. I hope i can get to know some of you in time.
In response to your request - i think i fit the bill and not embarrassed to say so!
Im also bi. And im more than willing to travel.
BUT i dont know how to send you a pic (i do have one)