Quote by Truescorpio
I wonder how long I can keep this up for...?
If it's more than 3 hours, you're in
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Truescorpio steps up to the plate...
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Quote by BIoke
I wonder how long I can keep this up for...?
If it's more than 3 hours, you're in
BIoke..... trust me.... this mans rep on "other" sites probably proceeds him.....
already done the "single man" rant.... just waiting on the "larger lady" rant next......
it is like clockwork...
Quote by Truescorpio
Bloody hell Scorpio, you certainly are tenacious!
You're not having much luck ... have you tried posting it in rhyme, maybe?
Alright then, heres the original advert, Shakespearized!
Right, now that admin have finally approved my pics
I submitted two - face and bod, but no dick!
Now since I havent played with anyone here yet
I guess that its time for me to cast the net
I may be new to this particular site,
but not swinging itself, I'm an experienced mite
Now I know what I like and I haven't joined up
to sink into the background with an empty cup
I want lots of ladies messages in my box
Coz I need more women than most men need socks
I'm here to meet smart, sexy girls
Who know a good guy when they see em, and want a few pearls
So rest assured you're gonna be seeing alot of me round here!
And guys stop perving my pics! I'm straight I'm not queer!
...oh and, obviously I AM looking for meets at this moment in time
So please don't be shy, just drop me a line Everything you need to know is on my profile
So read top to bottom, it might make you smile
Was that good enough Cherrytree? Can I have my bag of Jellytots and a merit badge now?
Well even cynical old me smiled!!!
At this post!
Quote by Truescorpio
Bloody hell Scorpio, you certainly are tenacious!
You're not having much luck ... have you tried posting it in rhyme, maybe?
Alright then, heres the original advert, Shakespearized!
Right, now that admin have finally approved my pics
I submitted two - face and bod, but no dick!
Now since I havent played with anyone here yet
I guess that its time for me to cast the net
I may be new to this particular site,
but not swinging itself, I'm an experienced mite
Now I know what I like and I haven't joined up
to sink into the background with an empty cup
I want lots of ladies messages in my box
Coz I need more women than most men need socks
I'm here to meet smart, sexy girls
Who know a good guy when they see em, and want a few pearls
So rest assured you're gonna be seeing alot of me round here!
And guys stop perving my pics! I'm straight I'm not queer!
...oh and, obviously I AM looking for meets at this moment in time
So please don't be shy, just drop me a line
Everything you need to know is on my profile
So read top to bottom, it might make you smile
Was that good enough Cherrytree? Can I have my bag of Jellytots and a merit badge now?
Wellllll..... ok. As long as you're a good boy from now on.
Quote by fabio
I wonder how long I can keep this up for...?
If it's more than 3 hours, you're in
BIoke..... trust me.... this mans rep on "other" sites probably proceeds him.....
already done the "single man" rant.... just waiting on the "larger lady" rant next......
it is like clockwork...
ooohh i shall look forward to that with relish Fabs :twisted:
Quote by Truescorpio
It was a play on curiosity killed the cat, though reading back over what I wrote it actually sounded seriously dodgy!
I guess I can try and salvage it by saying I love pussy or something...
lmfao....yep it sounded VERY dodgy.....made me snigger tho seeing this post ....made me smile tonight :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
I rest my case. He's a pineapple flavoured, cum eating gayer
You want him, don't you!
;)
Of course he does, he's a gay trollop!
Quote by Freckledbird
I rest my case. He's a pineapple flavoured, cum eating gayer
You want him, don't you!
;)
Of course he does, he's a gay trollop!
OK, well if he's a gay trollop I don't want him, I'm fussy - sorry fella - he's a bit smooth for me too, nice freckles though, unless it's splash back from dirty bum sex :shock:
Quote by BIoke
I rest my case. He's a pineapple flavoured, cum eating gayer
You want him, don't you!
;)
Of course he does, he's a gay trollop!
OK, well if he's a gay trollop I don't want him, I'm fussy - sorry fella - he's a bit smooth for me too, nice freckles though, unless it's splash back from dirty bum sex:shock:
jeezus christ man....dont make comments like that when Im eating.....ive just choked on me dinner
Mod
Quote by Truescorpio
I reckon he wants a bit of it myself
Never seen one single individual look at my profile so many times...
......looks like you've pulled, then!!
Quote by Truescorpio
I reckon he wants a bit of it myself
Never seen one single individual look at my profile so many times...
Oh I'm sure you have - men, women and beast would fancy you I'm sure
(In edit: The fact that you look at who has looked at your profile and consciously log it speaks volumes to me.)
And yes, what you say is true but I'm actually studying your profile/you rather than perving/fancying you mate - if I wanted you, I'd ask. I'm not the 'beat around the bush type'.
To be honest, despite the fact that you have a handsome face, you have a decent body and are clearly intelligent, your arrogance turns me off in an instant. People I find most attractive are those that actually don't know it.
You can have all the good looks,sexy body and 8" cocks in the world but with the kind of attitude you display you're one of the most unattractive people I've ever some across on here.
Sure - your confidence and intelligence is really appealing to me. However, your arrogance and apparent disregard for what people think of you and therefore your perceived ability to say what you think, doesn't appeal at all.
And you're only 26 - did you have a bad childhood or something as your soul aim in life seems to be to belittle anyone/anything that crosses your path.
Sex God
Bloke will you marry me :inlove: and we can have lots of bum sex and share men
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
tanny....i will share him with ya :inlove:
Oh ok :bounce:
Quote by Truescorpio
Well congratulations on making me look like a handsome, toned, intelligent and cocky bad boy with a tortured past...
I might have to add your comments to my profile lol
No, you did that already silly, I don't want any of the credit... no seriously, I wouldn't dream of it. You really don't need my help to make yourself look good and endear yourself to others.
I thought that would be obvious from the reaction you've had here so far?
Quote by Truescorpio
You want a shot at my ass dont you bloke...
Based on how you look (with winter hair), of course, in an instant - I'd fuck you until you couldn't catch your breath and you didn't know whether or not beg me to stop or carry on :twisted:
Based on how you act, no thank you.
Master of Sex
Bloke ya a man after my heart a very succinct observational opinion ..............fancy a BJ then
Mrs joy xx
Mrs joy xx
Quote by TanKinky
Bloke will you marry me :inlove: and we can have lots of bum sex and share men
Quote by Bonedigger
tanny....i will share him with ya :inlove:
Quote by Mr_mrs_joy
Bloke ya a man after my heart a very succinct observational opinion ..............fancy a BJ then
Mrs joy xx
Sod off you lot! :fuckinghell:
He's mine! :twisted:
:eeek: Shit! what have I done!
I'm not a gayer :doh:
Master of Sex
Sex on a swingers site ffs wake up young man .........ohhhh n YMCA no charity fucks on here
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