Tuesdays...???

7 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Perhaps there's some sort of strange unspoken subconscious religion that we all abide by.. where we don't have sex on tuesdays!! Damn it... lets all have an orgy!!!!!!

Hmmm.....
A tuesday orgy.....I like what you've done there.
I was merely proposing a 1 on 1 session to dispell the myth that no one fucks on a tuesday but you have picked up the baton and run with it..!!!!!
Ok, the rules have now changed....
Whilst I would be happy to hear from individuals that would like to assist me with my quest to dispell the myth that no one has sex on a Tuesday 'Helen Devil' & I are also officially seeking volunteers for a Tuesday Orgy . wink

Dxxx

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Heather
... and I bet you all have Black Pudding and Eccles Cakes for breakfast..?

A recent EU directive has forbidden the use of the term "Eccles cake" unless the confectionary is actually produced within the boundaries of the burgh of Eccles. The cake mines in Eccles have been working double shift trying to meet demand for this breakfast provinder but, even with assistance of miners from the Notty Ash jam butty mines, demand is far exceeding supply.
Should any Southerners wish to migrate to the environs of Manchester (UK swinging capital - accept no substitute) then please be assured that a career at the cake-face beckons.
PS back on thread.
Tuesday orgies sound good to me...but purely in the interests of academic research.

7 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple
seeking volunteers for a Tuesday Orgy

Why do things in halves?!? wink

Can I volunteer again? It just sounds a lot of fun :shock:
runs off into the night to find recruits for the tuesday orgy

8 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
seeking volunteers for a Tuesday Orgy

Why do things in halves?!? wink

Can I volunteer again? It just sounds a lot of fun :shock:
runs off into the night to find recruits for the tuesday orgy
No need to volunteer again - you are already down.
In fact I have decided to ordain you as the Grand High Priestess of Tuesday Sex..... :wink:
Dxxx

8 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple
In fact I have decided to ordain you as the Grand High Priestess of Tuesday Sex.....

Yay!!

Well it certainly beats my previous title of 'BITCH'!! lol

8 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
In fact I have decided to ordain you as the Grand High Priestess of Tuesday Sex.....

Yay!!

Well it certainly beats my previous title of 'BITCH'!! lol

Does that stand for something???? wink

Dxxx

8 Oct 2004

Beautiful
Intelligent
Tease
Cute
Horny
:shock: Can you tell I just made that up?

11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Beautiful
Intelligent
Tease
Cute
Horny
:shock: Can you tell I just made that up?

No, I cant tell - I think its excellent.............. confused

Dxxx

11 Oct 2004

So hows the hunt for tuesday sex going.. so far I've recruited one more volunteer.. and that's devil_in_part. biggrin

11 Oct 2004

Wayhey!!!!! Count me in for a tuesday shag-a-thon...........unless of course the wayhey!!! was over enthusiastic and i have now gone down in peoples estimations.

11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
So hows the hunt for tuesday sex going.. so far I've recruited one more volunteer.. and that's devil_in_part.

Bearing in mind this all came about because I couldn't get laid last Tuesday, I now have a dilemma!! I'm off again NEXT Tuesday! confused

However, due to better planning and a greater timescale, I now have an abundance of offers!!! Yippeeee!!!
Now H kiss

, if you wish to join my little soiree, you are both very much welcome hump

. Just let me know and I'll let you know the arrangements.
Mal
wink

11 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
Bearing in mind this all came about because I couldn't get laid last Tuesday, I now have a dilemma!! I'm off again NEXT Tuesday!
However, due to better planning and a greater timescale, I now have an abundance of offers!!! Yippeeee!!!
Mal

Check Mal out - he's taken the Tuesday Baton and run with it (if it was Blue she'd have taken the baton and probably stuck it up someones arse!! :shock: )
I am 100% sure that this was achieved on his own merits and had nothing to do with the fantastic ammount of publicity generated by my 'Tuesday' Thread........!!! :wink:
Dxxx

11 Oct 2004

Well obviously it was on his own merits!!!! Although I think we need pictures taken of him in various sexual positions, holding tuesdays newspaper.. Just to verify of course!!! lol

11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I think we need pictures taken of him in various sexual positions, holding tuesdays newspaper.. Just to verify of course!!!

Good Morning Miss Devil
Agreed - verification will be required.
However he could take the pics on a Saturday and use an old Newspaper.
Any thoughts on how we get round this??
Dxxx
(ps is that you in the avatar??)

11 Oct 2004

We need to see the pics on tuesday!!!!! It is the only way!

11 Oct 2004

H,
You could come along and witness, if you like? It's not far lol

!
And D, your Tuesday thread was on the back of MY Tuesday thread!! Consistency and patience and a bit more than 'fancy a shag?' eventually pays off (hopefully!!)
Mal
wink

11 Oct 2004

'fancy a shag?' usually works ok for me

11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
We need to see the pics on tuesday!!!!! It is the only way!

Or the pics could be taken in front of something displaying the date that Mal (or the person that he is with) has no control over ie an Information Board at a Railway Station etc etc.....
wink

Dxxx

11 Oct 2004

OK, H - you're in!!! hump

Mal

11 Oct 2004

So how many have you got Mal? Is it a full on orgy?

11 Oct 2004

Three females (including you wink

) and me! Sounds like it's going to be fun!!
Don't you just love Tuesdays!!
Mal
:wink:

11 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
And D, your Tuesday thread was on the back of MY Tuesday thread!!
Mal

LOL
Well if your gonna start splitting hairs............... :wink:
Dxxx

11 Oct 2004

But what time.. and I can't go without my other half

11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
But what time.. and I can't go without my other half

Siamese Twins eh - Kinky....!!!
wink

Dxxx

11 Oct 2004

Looks like I better book a minibus!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

11 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
Looks like I better book a minibus!!! :shock:
Mal

'Mal's Minibus Sex Tours'.........
Right all this is well and good - Mal's got his Tuesday Sex lined up and I am happy that the Spell will be broken and Tuesday sex will eventually become an everyday thing....
But the original theme of this Thread was Tuesday Sex for ME!!!
So, feel free to get in touch!!!!
:wink:
Dxxx

11 Oct 2004

You need to move up North!! lol

11 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
But the original theme of this Thread was Tuesday Sex for ME!!!
So, feel free to get in touch!!!!

Dxxx

That's life, D, but not as we know it!!! It's the North where it all kicks off. A case of applying yourself in the right manner and everything just falls into place :grin:
Now, which of these lovely ladies will be first....................................... :rascal:
Mal
:wink:

11 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
You need to move up North!!

Nah - Dont like Watford......
Unless of course anyone could make it interesting for me........ wink

Dxxx

12 Oct 2004

Quote by surreycouple2003
......................... and Tuesday sex will eventually become an everyday thing....

how do you have Tuesday Sex on any day other than a Tuesday? :shock: Because it then becomes Monday Sex or Wednesday Sex or................................ :lol2:
Mal
wink