Ugly 30 year old bloke seeks the pleasure of a fine lady

29 Oct 2005

Sorry all I'm just getting pig sick of all these threads saying young fit etc, all clearly people who think they are God's gift and thus deserve a shag.
So here is me in sarcasm factor. Going bald, skinny ugly bloke looking for pleasant chatting and to see what follows. Oh noo I've written two whole paragraphs not the one line, come shag me. Dmanit :!:
End of rant. lol

Regards
Harry Jones

29 Oct 2005

Oohhhh Harry, are we feeling alright today confused

29 Oct 2005

Not yet, but I might be "feeling" later on hee hee

29 Oct 2005

Yes enjoy your afternoon and evening m8
M & H

29 Oct 2005

harry have you a date tonight... :thrilled:

29 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolkbigirl
harry have you a date tonight... :thrilled:

hiya just to say Harry is w/hung jane xx

29 Oct 2005

Can I have a rant too please
Why are all the interesting fellas miles up the fukcing country from me banghead

DD

29 Oct 2005

devondelight - i'm down the road from you, is that any good? Only problem is that i'm a bit overweight (i thought i'd tell the truth as everyone else appears to be!)...but i haven't got a problem if other people haven't!

29 Oct 2005

Just like to say this is such a sweet guy and mmmmm .
very well endowed hehe .
i only sucked a little but it did taste good hehe redface

29 Oct 2005

Quote by debz4u
Just like to say this is such a sweet guy and mmmmm .
very well endowed hehe .
i only sucked a little but it did taste good hehe

Can also confirm the above statement - I sucked a lot and it all tasted devine wink

Oh yes, and vwe too lol

29 Oct 2005

Well it didn't look bad from where we were either lol

29 Oct 2005

Quote by blondie37141
harry have you a date tonight... :thrilled:

hiya just to say Harry is w/hung jane xx

Quote by debz4u
Just like to say this is such a sweet guy and mmmmm .
very well endowed hehe .
i only sucked a little but it did taste good hehe

Ermm what's a date confused

:

: I was at the Rio's and London Mini-Munch Socials.
Thanks Jane xxx
Thanks Debz, and you could have sucked more than a little you know, I wouldn't have complained wink

Ohh I've got some more quoting to do, there are two extra posts appeared while I previewed it to check my quotes were correct.

Quote by NorfolkBBW
I sucked a lot and it all tasted devine
Oh yes, and vwe too

Quote by Him'nHer
Well it didn't look bad from where we were either

Your sucking was very divine too biggrin

I could worry about who typed that last comment, but I will just take it as meant lol

Regards all
Harry Jones

29 Oct 2005

lol

29 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
I could worry about who typed that last comment, but I will just take it as meant
Regards all
Harry Jones

Well it wasn't from me mate so it must of been H.......... I was too busy looking at something else :grin:
M

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
I could worry about who typed that last comment, but I will just take it as meant
Regards all
Harry Jones

Well it wasn't from me mate so it must of been H.......... I was too busy looking at something else :grin:
M
What were you looking at then? i personally thought the room decor was lovely... lol

29 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
I could worry about who typed that last comment, but I will just take it as meant
Regards all
Harry Jones

Well it wasn't from me mate so it must of been H.......... I was too busy looking at something else :grin:
M
Well H did have a much closer view of me than you did, thanks H xx
Regards
Harry Jones

30 Oct 2005

got home eventually then biggrin

30 Oct 2005

Quote by NorfolkBBW
What were you looking at then? i personally thought the room decor was lovely... lol

Yes it was, especially on the bed lol

Quote by HarryJones
Well H did have a much closer view of me than you did, thanks H xx

Closer view !!!............. If Norfolk had lost her grip that thing could've poked H's eye out :lol

30 Oct 2005

You beat me back Harry. I got in at half 1 and i am now in the middle of finishing them 3 buds i had in the fridge biggrin

30 Oct 2005

yes jester but you stopped on the way back wink

30 Oct 2005

Quote by markz
yes jester but you stopped on the way back

I drove in and drove straight back out smile

totally dead there so i lost all of about 3 mins on the way back smile

30 Oct 2005

Harry, another thread of yours which is expanding rapidly, on page 2 already... biggrin

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
What were you looking at then? i personally thought the room decor was lovely... lol

Yes it was, especially on the bed lol

Quote by HarryJones
Well H did have a much closer view of me than you did, thanks H xx

Closer view !!!............. If Norfolk had lost her grip that thing could've poked H's eye out :lol
There was decor confused

: I was far too busy enjoying what was happening to me to even think about the decor lol

Poked H's eye out lol

I do sex not violence, well I don't actually have sex oh you know what I mean lol

Quote by NorfolkBBW
Harry, another thread of yours which is expanding rapidly, on page 2 already...

Its your presence as well in these threads and when you are about it's not just the threads which expand rapidly wink

30 Oct 2005

Looks like a great time was had by all :!: wink

Perhaps I will be able to come (cum) next time.

30 Oct 2005

Quote by master55
Looks like a great time was had by all :!:
Perhaps I will be able to come (cum) next time.

1. Yes it was
2. If you hadn't been boating around the country last time you could have been there, of course you are welcome next time.
Regards
Harry Jones

30 Oct 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
Gutted.... truely gutted... i only saw you from above water height...... chest, shoulders, head..... i wanna know how well hung now... bugger :twisted:

Hi Chardonnay
The quotes on page one of this thread should give you a fairly big clue, but while we were all in the large jacuzzi it was standing to attention so if only you had come over for a close chat you would have found out, in fact still being unsure of proper etiquette I had to wait ages before I could get out of said jacuzzi, for it to go down wink

I'd pm you a full face and body picture I have for proof but I dont think it would last long on a photohost site, so if you want to, pm me an e-mail address.
I now have to check which lovely female were you? I can recall one with whitish toenail polish on who was a good laugh and slightly vocal, and did make minor contact with me for about three seconds was that you confused

: I really must be more bold in saying "Hello I am Harry Jones, what is your name?"
For the Record - number of visits to Rio's = 3 Number of hours spent in Rio's = 14 Number of times a woman's hand has touched my body in Rio's = 0 :cry:

31 Oct 2005

I wish you well on this one made lots of friends with the last one. Where is that umbrella?

31 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Harry, another thread of yours which is expanding rapidly, on page 2 already...

Its your presence as well in these threads and when you are about it's not just the threads which expand rapidly wink

Aww, that's very nice of you to say so lol

Are you sure?