Me Neither
I have nothing to say on this matter at all and anything posted here would be frivolous and pointless to the point of being obsessive.
I agree Debb, when there is no point to be made, it is not worth making it. Don't you agree ?
Unless of course that is a point in itself. Which sort of invalidates the whole argument...
What you reckon ?
Ask
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Whilst anything I say could be seen as superfluous I feel the need to say something...just what I don't know....I could agree with Ask and say that yes pointless spamming actually has a point when it's brought into discussion...if thats the case is it still spam...or maybe an erstwhile comment on the society in which we live today?
Anyhow for what its worth this diatribe may be seen as just another excuse to spam....how very dare you!! as if I need an excuse...
I spam therefore I am!!
:shock:
:twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
Anyhow for what its worth this diatribe may be seen as just another excuse to spam....how very dare you!! as if I need an excuse...
I spam therefore I am!!
:shock:
:twisted: "I honestly never touched it."
Woooo hooo Sass...and nope Oxford has no idea just what it's in for...
as for me I never want to see another piece of shortbread in my life.....the last 2 tins are cooking as I type this
Hopefully will be in Oxford about 8ish tonight...any one who has my number and fancys meeting for a drink just call me...
:twisted:
BBW's do it better...why?cos I said so!!
"I honestly never touched it."
as for me I never want to see another piece of shortbread in my life.....the last 2 tins are cooking as I type this
Hopefully will be in Oxford about 8ish tonight...any one who has my number and fancys meeting for a drink just call me...
:twisted: BBW's do it better...why?cos I said so!!
"I honestly never touched it."
Sex God
Quote by Thinkingnaughty
singing in a very silly voice.
Nowt wrong with that, I am always doing it - I even get to stand up in front of people and do it on a microphone in a pub at times
Quote by Juicy_BBW
But a girl has other things to do!!!!
No kids this week so I have been doing a bit of sinning of my own
J x
I have been sin free for last couple weeks to ensure I am in optimum form for Saturday, even despite having a cam msn session and some e-mails that blew me away.
It's been hard resisting but hopefully worth it
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Way to go Juicy!!!!
just 5 more pages..... it can be done.... we are relying on those not coming down today to preserve the reputation of the BBW room as deserving the award for outstanding lifetimes contribution to Spam.
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Just as well I didn't plan to get across tonight, I was at work till 8pm because...........
I was printing off my dancecard woooohhoooooo :D :D :D :D
then shopping for bargains in Waitrose just before it shut (why is Cave Aged Emmental so expensive normally, it's horrible) so having just finished by tea I can put my effort in to get us to our target.
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well here is my last small contribution before i head off to work and then away for the weekend - have fun all and see u very very soon!
J x
Hurrah see you then
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well 5 to 9 friday morning and party on guys and gals. the weekend starts here, mind you got loads to do got enough luggage for a weeks holidays sad eh. spam away we need to get it to 50 see ya there everyone and all please have safe journeys charandyx
You should see what I take each year to the seventies weekend and thats just for me :shock:
:lol: :lol: Quote by Sassy_H
Debb, you shock me!!! Me? Moi? Spamming?? Huh, indeed!!
I am but the spam counter Debb my dear :twisted:
I have become totally dissinterested with shouting, screaming, begging, pleading, kajoling gunner to get his ass off the fekkin pc and do something as we need to set off in 30mins and the list of stuff 'to-do' is still fekkin endless!!!
So endless in fact, that i have now decided impossible, and sat my own ass at pc :lol:
Oh lord, fekk it!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fekk have i let myself in for here?
See some of you this evening xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rest of you tomorrow xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh good, glad I am not the only does that, see you tomorrow unless I do the same myself tomorrow morning.
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Today is gonna be a bake fest....so much shortbread,so little time....12 rounds will have to do....6 of which already have homes....the rest will be up for grabs if anyone wants any.....
just 33 hours to go and my belly is full of butterflies all dancing the tango....
(thats 1980 minutes or 118800 seconds for those who really needed to know)
:D:twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
ps please,please,please all those not coming til tomoorow spam your hearts out to help us reach our goal of 50 pages......your BBW room needs you!!!
Ohh shortbread here please - ohh and I did need to know the time left, you know it makes me happy Debb :D :kiss:
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*wonders if Spambo will be coming too?*
:shock: :D :twisted:
"I honestly never touched it."
:laughabove:
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can't wait to meet all the new faces, and old :-)
Muchos Love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
WHB :rose:
Looking forward to meeting you too.
Quote by AskariCouple
Hope there is a kebab place near the pub... it wouldn't be a night out without it...
Ask xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm not a big fan of kebabs, I cant cope eating like that, I like to be sat at a table with a knife and fork and a plate, I get in a real mess with Kebabs then have to wash my hands (did I ever admit I have mild OCD). Had a very interesting chat the other night with a chap reckons that chatrooms late at night are like Kebab shops, you know you should just goto bed but it pulls you in and you are powerless to resist going in for the pleasures therein.
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Me Neither
I have nothing to say on this matter at all and anything posted here would be frivolous and pointless to the point of being obsessive.
I agree Debb, when there is no point to be made, it is not worth making it. Don't you agree ?
Unless of course that is a point in itself. Which sort of invalidates the whole argument...
What you reckon ?
Ask
Ask for that post I banish you to the pointless forest (ask me tomorrow what the hell I am on about :lol: )
Quote by debb
Woooo hooo Sass...and nope Oxford has no idea just what it's in for...
as for me I never want to see another piece of shortbread in my life.....the last 2 tins are cooking as I type this
Hopefully will be in Oxford about 8ish tonight...any one who has my number and fancys meeting for a drink just call me...
:D
BBW's do it better...why?cos I said so!!
"I honestly never touched it."
I don't have your number and am still in Ely :cry: but do fancy meeting you for a fine pint of real ale (and if Morse is to be believed there is lots of good real ale about in Oxford, speaking of which I did NOT goto a beer festival in a pub in Cambridge tonight which had some of my fav beers of all time in just to get home and to bed early (I hope you see this bit Charandy :kiss:)
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Arghhhhhh my sister has had me pissing about on the internet for the last 1 hour 40 minutes checking out variables on how to travel from hers to some friends and then booking it all for her.
This means it is nearly midnight and I haven't even started in the chatrooms yet. My face is itching I need a shower and cream on my face, I'm tired, I haven't finished my dancecards, haven't ironed my trousers and am going to be rushing around like a twat in the morning and haven't started a packing list yet.
ermmm pyjamas, vest, sexy undies, etc etc
and I haven't had the time to work out my striptease routine to a track off The Best Wombles Album in the World so far..
Regards
Harry Jones
This means it is nearly midnight and I haven't even started in the chatrooms yet. My face is itching I need a shower and cream on my face, I'm tired, I haven't finished my dancecards, haven't ironed my trousers and am going to be rushing around like a twat in the morning and haven't started a packing list yet.
ermmm pyjamas, vest, sexy undies, etc etc
and I haven't had the time to work out my striptease routine to a track off The Best Wombles Album in the World so far..
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Thanks Slash
Well I got up everyone Hurrah, but now pissing about filing down my pencil where I rammed a sharp object in end to make the hole to tie the ribbon through it.
I am soo rushing against the clock, I have to leave in 40 mins and still dont know short sleeve or long sleeve (with cufflinks) tonight?
Harry xx
Well I got up everyone Hurrah, but now pissing about filing down my pencil where I rammed a sharp object in end to make the hole to tie the ribbon through it.
I am soo rushing against the clock, I have to leave in 40 mins and still dont know short sleeve or long sleeve (with cufflinks) tonight?
Harry xx
Sex God
PANIC!!!
Dance card done so time to start packing, train leaves in 38 mins and its a 20 min walk at high speed!
Dance card done so time to start packing, train leaves in 38 mins and its a 20 min walk at high speed!
well i hope it all went swingingly ,which im sure it did .
as you know i didnt make it as my dad had a set back and have been in glasgow since thursday , all i can say is im sorry missed out on such a fab night but my dad comes first and always will do regardless of anything .
again i hope you all had a top time
carpet
as you know i didnt make it as my dad had a set back and have been in glasgow since thursday , all i can say is im sorry missed out on such a fab night but my dad comes first and always will do regardless of anything .
again i hope you all had a top time
carpet
well it took forver to get here and when it did it was fastastic. i had a really really great time thanks to all of you, i met some of my old buddies, and a lot of new ones.
at one point i was overwhelmed by everything, and i cant thank you all enough for the flowers and gifts, i didnt expect anything, it was a pleasure to arrange it.
you are a great bunch of people, who says the internet is bad thing, would not have met you all without it.
soecial ty to akari, and sassy, who is at the moment sleeping in my bed while i cook dinner for all of us, sassy i mean not mr askari. in his dream eh baby.
and for those like carpet who missed it through no faulty of his own, hope your dad gets better carpet, and reacher who knocked himself senseless and then still had to go home for family reasons,(oxford seems fated for you Reacher) hope all is ok. and bunny and monkey who explained why they couldnt come, maybe next time eh
and for those of you who didnt turn up and didnt bother to let me know fuck you , you wont be asked again.
we all had a good no great time , so you missed out.
cheers charandy xxxxxxxxxx
at one point i was overwhelmed by everything, and i cant thank you all enough for the flowers and gifts, i didnt expect anything, it was a pleasure to arrange it.
you are a great bunch of people, who says the internet is bad thing, would not have met you all without it.
soecial ty to akari, and sassy, who is at the moment sleeping in my bed while i cook dinner for all of us, sassy i mean not mr askari. in his dream eh baby.
and for those like carpet who missed it through no faulty of his own, hope your dad gets better carpet, and reacher who knocked himself senseless and then still had to go home for family reasons,(oxford seems fated for you Reacher) hope all is ok. and bunny and monkey who explained why they couldnt come, maybe next time eh
and for those of you who didnt turn up and didnt bother to let me know fuck you , you wont be asked again.
we all had a good no great time , so you missed out.
cheers charandy xxxxxxxxxx
Sex God
A short post from me to say I am safely home (Eleven hour round trip but soooooo worth it), I need to spend considerable time to write a post worthy of encompassing last night.
Regards
Harry Jones
Regards
Harry Jones
We would like to say a very big thankyou to all of you who gave us one of the best nights of our lives! A very big thankyou to Char and Ask and whoever else helped organise one of the best socials we have ever been to, and we've been to a few, and as for the after party party, well it was a real gas!, Thanks Char :kiss:
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Sexlightened
CHAR hun thax for a good night was nice to see all the nice ppl from the room and the ones that do not talk ops:
sassy gunner you 2 are the best
wen chef how cool you 2 are
char
the frisky top cpl
lou your man bobby had a dress on
: :?:
all that saw my arse sorry :oops: :oops:
allure do you still love me now you not pissed :oops: :oops:
ops: sassy gunner you 2 are the best
wen chef how cool you 2 are
char
the frisky top cpl
lou your man bobby had a dress on
: :?: all that saw my arse sorry :oops: :oops:
allure do you still love me now you not pissed :oops: :oops:
Sexpert
Thanks for everything - too tired now for anything more!
And any pictures that people claim are me its a downright lie, and if they get sold to the news of the world can you make sure u spell my name right.... its Melody Billvia and i live in Halesowen!
And just for info... I DO NOT SNORE!
And any pictures that people claim are me its a downright lie, and if they get sold to the news of the world can you make sure u spell my name right.... its Melody Billvia and i live in Halesowen!
And just for info... I DO NOT SNORE!
Warming the Bed
well here we go the party over back down to earth now just a few words
char thank you for everything
sid and lizzie = great couple(will be freinds for life)
krazy and midnite thanks for a great laught
juicy and mel well what can i say i loves you
licky and bobby nice people
mindy top bird
misslovejoy you are a really nice person xxx
allure can still do 1
debb i bite your bum
hotlee still a yid lol
wenchef hope you enjoy
mr a suprise lol
just one last it was a top weekend and i love and will miss you all till the next time :cry:
beam me up frisky :lol:
char thank you for everything
sid and lizzie = great couple(will be freinds for life)
krazy and midnite thanks for a great laught
juicy and mel well what can i say i loves you
licky and bobby nice people
mindy top bird
misslovejoy you are a really nice person xxx
allure can still do 1
debb i bite your bum
hotlee still a yid lol
wenchef hope you enjoy
mr a suprise lol
just one last it was a top weekend and i love and will miss you all till the next time :cry:
beam me up frisky :lol:
Fab weekend, somehow survived getting home with less than 30 mins sleep last night and now ready to crash.
Really cool getting to meet you all - even if I did do as predicted and go all shy & hide in a corner half the night. (I did warn you!!)
Thanks all for a top night and I am still chuckling!
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Really cool getting to meet you all - even if I did do as predicted and go all shy & hide in a corner half the night. (I did warn you!!)
Thanks all for a top night and I am still chuckling!
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A woman dont have to b pissed to know a sexy hunka chunka fella u know
That Lizzie lucky lady
<<<<<<<< Thinks of a hit man she knows :twisted:
You and Lizzie just as I expected very genuine , friendly funny , gorg people .
AND YEH I STILL LOVES YA ..
EVEN MORE NOW !!!!!!!!! :P ... :shock:
I HAD A FAB NITE XXXXXXXXX
Allure (soon to be known as MRS SID NO 2 )
(((((WHERES LIZZIE ????? )))))))) :wink:
That Lizzie lucky lady
<<<<<<<< Thinks of a hit man she knows :twisted:
You and Lizzie just as I expected very genuine , friendly funny , gorg people .
AND YEH I STILL LOVES YA ..
EVEN MORE NOW !!!!!!!!! :P ... :shock:
I HAD A FAB NITE XXXXXXXXX
Allure (soon to be known as MRS SID NO 2 )
(((((WHERES LIZZIE ????? )))))))) :wink:
Well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a fab nite :P
Big thanks to Char , Sassy and MR Ask , for all their efforts and hard work in making it happen x
Turned out brill , met loads of gorg wonderful people.
Had a ball !!!!!!!!!!!
Looking forward to the next !
Gunner u gooner !!!!!! spineless hide in his room when I chased him down the corridor with shoe in hand , ready to do him !!!!!!!!!
Next time boy !!!!!!!!
WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL ???????? :twisted:
AND SID FFS ?????????? the last man to pick me up was my dad when I was born
And u did it not once not twice effin 6 or 7 times :D
Hows ya back ????? :lol:
Top nite , top people ..
Thanks
Allure xxxxxxxxxx
What a fab nite :P
Big thanks to Char , Sassy and MR Ask , for all their efforts and hard work in making it happen x
Turned out brill , met loads of gorg wonderful people.
Had a ball !!!!!!!!!!!
Looking forward to the next !
Gunner u gooner !!!!!! spineless hide in his room when I chased him down the corridor with shoe in hand , ready to do him !!!!!!!!!
Next time boy !!!!!!!!
WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL ???????? :twisted:
AND SID FFS ?????????? the last man to pick me up was my dad when I was born
And u did it not once not twice effin 6 or 7 times :D
Hows ya back ????? :lol:
Top nite , top people ..
Thanks
Allure xxxxxxxxxx
Monday am,still at Dels and just managed to get onto pc......okay here we go...
Char...brilliant time...many thanks to you Asks and Sass for all the hard work you put intyo arranging it...also thanks to Debs and Tony for being willing taxi drivers for the evening.
For those who I have met before it was great to see you all again and for those that I met fior the first time I hope you weren't too disappointed...be fair I did warn you I was quiet,shy little m&m lady.
Sass ty for the lollies,Gunner I will get you good and proper next time(will take into account you pull ya bum cheeks in when someones gonna bite you)
Sid...love the bum...love the undies
Sparkle...still owe you a snog...come to the next bash and collect it xxx
All in all thank you everybody for a brilliant evening...Del was not only "debbed" but also "dollied" "lickyied" and "talled" over the course of the evening.
I am so looking forward to the April bash....to those who couldn't come through any fault of their own we did miss you and of course family comes first every time..no-one would expect anything else.....for those who chose not to attend..what a bunch of losers..you missed a great night with a top bunch of people.
News of the World? bovvered? bum am I
All I can say is look forward to seeing you all again real soon...btw...shortbread anyone?lol
:shock: :twisted:
Char...brilliant time...many thanks to you Asks and Sass for all the hard work you put intyo arranging it...also thanks to Debs and Tony for being willing taxi drivers for the evening.
For those who I have met before it was great to see you all again and for those that I met fior the first time I hope you weren't too disappointed...be fair I did warn you I was quiet,shy little m&m lady.
Sass ty for the lollies,Gunner I will get you good and proper next time(will take into account you pull ya bum cheeks in when someones gonna bite you)
Sid...love the bum...love the undies
Sparkle...still owe you a snog...come to the next bash and collect it xxx
All in all thank you everybody for a brilliant evening...Del was not only "debbed" but also "dollied" "lickyied" and "talled" over the course of the evening.
I am so looking forward to the April bash....to those who couldn't come through any fault of their own we did miss you and of course family comes first every time..no-one would expect anything else.....for those who chose not to attend..what a bunch of losers..you missed a great night with a top bunch of people.
News of the World? bovvered? bum am I
All I can say is look forward to seeing you all again real soon...btw...shortbread anyone?lol
:shock:
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Warming the Bed
Firstly, thanks to all the organisers for your hard work, what a brilliant evening and good turn out!
It was lovely meeting so many new faces, as well as old...was great seeing ya all!
Much Love, WHB :rose: x
It was lovely meeting so many new faces, as well as old...was great seeing ya all!
Much Love, WHB :rose: x
Sexlightened
Quote by Sassy_H
#AHEM AHEM# Allure, i is Mrs sid no 2, so get thee behind me lol.
got nothing to say about this so called party thingy, as didn't attend and don't know what everyone ranting on about
can i just say lady's i am not all that as its been told
: :?: shit did i say that out loud
but to have 3 wifes sounds good to me can i try for 7 BUT BUT miss gunner don't think you are one off the 7
:roll: Warming the Bed
Quote by sidbig
#AHEM AHEM# Allure, i is Mrs sid no 2, so get thee behind me lol.
got nothing to say about this so called party thingy, as didn't attend and don't know what everyone ranting on about
can i just say lady's i am not all that as its been told
: :?: shit did i say that out loud
but to have 3 wifes sounds good to me can i try for 7 BUT BUT miss gunner don't think you are one off the 7
:roll:]you never said that when she was sat on your knee and you was whispering sweet nothings in her ear
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only 9 days to
who will get drunk first = all stayed quite sober
who will bite gunners bum =no one
will sid get to see sassys bum = never happened
will sassy spank everyone = yes misslovejoy
will debb bite anyone = yes siddy
will frisky be beamed up = wish he had been
will mr a bring his superman suit = no got a treat from mrs gunner
will lizzie and mrs a really get drunk = eeerrr not this time
will reacher bring the bird flu = no knocked his self out
will slash dash = never did party animal
will yid boy need the toilet all night = no danced all night
will allure do one = i prayed but never happened
will krazy really be an arsenal fan = she is now new arsenal shirt
will midnite really be out till midnite = well past midnite 730am
will jus get kicked out of hotel =no was a good girl
will mel behave = she so did
will matchbox strike it lucky = he so did
will fireman bring his hose = and a tight arse say the ladies
will carter bring his nail gun = no show ??????
will gunbarrel get his honey = dont know did not see
will chef cook breakfast for 80 = tryed to shag 80 :lol:
will wen keep dressed for longer than 10 mins = she did till she hit the room
will licky bring her fuck boots = and what fuck boots they are :shock:
will bobby wear a kilt = yes and there was a cold wind
will carpet get laid = sorry he could not be there missed all
who will get chars golden ticket = about 5 people :lol:
will tn flash her peachy bum = no i wish i had seen it :P
who will kill flash first = think it was mel
will radcover get whipped = no show
will chris really have his balls shaven = could not make it
will bunny have bodyguards = yes emo boys
will mavis show up = no but miss gunner did
will ethel be curly = yes she so is
will harry bring the forum = no brought his slippers and flat cap :lol:
will dessie really be a flower = she has thorns aka her nails
will 44 be as stunning as ever = she so was
will painted bring the duck and the snow plough = :lol: yes he did sassy says ty
will dolly really be a minx = a tall one at that
will bouncy get his bum bitten = bouncy hid his bum in a corner all night
will chipe bring a king edwards = no show
will idol really be a fret = no show
will monkey be swinging from the roof sceaming i am an emo = well well will not tell tails
will newlad keep his bum in his pants = he so did not :lol:
will delberts hair be debbed = no he look in contol of it :lol:
and ladies do not forget the highlight of the night the bbw full breakfast aka the full monty
stared the following
sid
gunner
midnite
frisky
chef
harry jones
mr slash
fireman
misslovejoy
Warming the Bed
just to say thanks to every one at oxford bash had a great time and met fantastic people
special kisses for char, thanks ur a darling
Looking forward to the next one
thanks again :rose:
Dessie
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special kisses for char, thanks ur a darling
Looking forward to the next one
thanks again :rose:
Dessie
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