v.w.e male needs it now hampshire

19 Jan 2005

Shan`t be needing to keep the kids in sunblock either.
It`s going to be a bastard trying to explain the large unidentified flying object to the boy though :shock:
Venusxxx

19 Jan 2005

It could be that this huge erection is acting like a weathervein and causing all these high winds and rain in the country
Its not global warming after all :shock:
its an enormous willy :shock:

19 Jan 2005

ah, folks,
I had a pm from him!!!

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
ah, folks,
I had a pm from him!!!

Did he send it by air mail?! :shock:
Venusxxx

19 Jan 2005

omg Sarah you didn't?

19 Jan 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
ah, folks,
I had a pm from him!!!

:shock: :shock:
was he offering this??

Quote by matttoon
i have proff and i know how to use such a gifted blesssing

;)

19 Jan 2005

Can you imagine the mess when it goes off :sticky: :wanker:
Dawn :silly:

19 Jan 2005

was it not snowing in Scotland confused

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19 Jan 2005

Is that what they would refer to a blizzard.... or to follow an earlier comment a nuclear winter. God help us all..

19 Jan 2005

I am not going to make any smart comments ......in case i get singled out again....and take any credit that freckledbird deseves this time!

19 Jan 2005

I think he must still be going... Bloody M25 is blocked now... *Sigh* rolleyes

19 Jan 2005

pmsl....awwwwwwww go on Dave, you know you want to wink

I have to go get ready, the floor's all yours.
Bev
xx

20 Jan 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
i had a pm from him too
oh well mal show us ladies ya tackle sexy we got some beer still here
voddy xxx

ops:
Voddy!!!!!!! How direct!???!!!!
Love your approach! :twisted: :twisted:
How did you respond to the PM????? I think someone needs to accept his offer to report back to the rest of us girlies!!!!!

20 Jan 2005

Well whilst you lot are all eagerly :grin: waiting for him to show you, can I fill the gap and show you what a real cock looks like, err, um, it's in the sig. wink

:wink: Am I pissed or maybe just a big pisser! ? dunno

ops: :oops: :oops:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

24 Jan 2005

Eagerslut.
What's with all the cybernetic android attachements?
You Borg? lol