v.w.e male needs it now hampshire

19 Jan 2005

hi im matt
im very good looking and have a very large penis that needs some atention now so get in and the sourounding areas

19 Jan 2005

/Venus sits back gets comfortable, pours another coffee, and waits for the show.......
Venusxxx

19 Jan 2005

So his cock can reach Hampshire and all surrounding areas!! :shock: That's some size!!!!
Mal
wink

19 Jan 2005

i have proff and i know how to use such a gifted blesssing

19 Jan 2005

Bev
xx

19 Jan 2005

proff?
that you can't spell?

19 Jan 2005

Can I join you ladies?
*Sits down to watch
Dawn :silly:

19 Jan 2005

Don't forget to duck when he starts swinging it around!! :shock:
Mal
wink

19 Jan 2005

You lot are rotten confused

I wish I had such a talented penis cool

ive been trying to teach mine to sing but its just not working :cry:
Imagine a willy the size of Hampshire combined with a razor wit and the charm of James Bond
steady yourself ladies rolleyes

19 Jan 2005

Quote by mal609
Don't forget to duck when he starts swinging it around!! :shock:
Mal

:giggle: :giggle:
Budge up girls.......I'm up for a look too :shock: :shock:

19 Jan 2005

hi mat i live in hampshire can you put your penis away you have bloked the sun out and its getting cold, ah sorry mate it looks to be another cloud biggrin

19 Jan 2005

oh Warwick I am now pmsl, you reminded me of a clip someone sent me of a singing willy, will have to try and find it!
Bev
xx

19 Jan 2005

Hi girls,
Mind if I sit and wait and watch with you, I've more choc and wine.....................waiting

19 Jan 2005

Popcorn, ladies and gents?
Good show this innit?
* bags a seat on the back row *
Bev xx

19 Jan 2005

cucumber sandwiches anyone??

19 Jan 2005

It's not a bloody garden party, who do you think you are - the Queen????
lol

Bev
xx

19 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
It's not a bloody garden party, who do you think you are - the Queen????
Bev
xx

:giggle: :giggle:
I just thought if it was that big, he'd have to be sitting outside ;)
Kitty xx

19 Jan 2005

I was thinking more along the lines of wide screen lol

Bev
xx

19 Jan 2005

:twisted: :twisted:
Gotcha...... multiplex!!! ;)

19 Jan 2005

Well he's obviously shy, cos they haven't announced the starting time of the next show yet - or maybe he's not turned up?
Food's nearly all gone now too confused

Bev
xx

19 Jan 2005

Quote by matttoon
hi im matt
im very good looking and have a very large penis that needs some atention now so get in and the sourounding areas

Now if that said:
im very good looking and have a very large Volvo that needs some atention now so get in and the sourounding areas
Would you ring?
lhk
Kat

19 Jan 2005

Nope, don't like Volvos lol

:lol:
Off for a bath,
Bev
xx

19 Jan 2005

well is anything going to happen,
fed up of waiting, food nearly gone,
I'll have to go soon or I'll be late for the mini munch tonighht,
anyone wnat my seat?

19 Jan 2005

Well I must say I have been in stitches at all the replies, top thread! Or should I say replies to a very dull oneâ€¦.. Especially liked the reply relating to the sun being blocked out, top notch. Oh well shame he has not played the game and gone all shy, could have kept me away from working all afternoon.

19 Jan 2005

Well, actually upon reflection, I`m not convinced that we have been entirely fair to the fellow. It`s pretty damn overcast here, and as I am currently residing in one of these `surrounding areas`, it could well be that Sussex too is being intimidated by this mighty weapon. :uhoh:
Venusxxx

19 Jan 2005

I think his willies a bit like the neuclear threat confused

You cant always see it but it casts a dark and sinister shadow everwhere
ooh err its gone dark here too :shock:

19 Jan 2005

I`m scared :cry: :scared:
*sniffle*
Venusxxx

19 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Well, actually upon reflection, I`m not convinced that we have been entirely fair to the fellow. It`s pretty damn overcast here, and as I am currently residing in one of these `surrounding areas`, it could well be that Sussex too is beening intimidated by this mighty weapon. :uhoh:
Venusxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock:
You mean he's waving it over in your direction now?????
Rushes to find a map to work out the route to Sussex

19 Jan 2005

No need to be be scared, I am sure when the excitment wears off then so would the wood!! but perhaps some viagra has been taken... crap I was looking forward to a nice summer!!!

19 Jan 2005

Quote by nunnian
No need to be be scared, I am sure when the excitment wears off then so would the wood!! but perhaps some viagra has been taken... crap I was looking forward to a nice summer!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Probably won't be a hose pipe ban this year then? dunno