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>>>>>> buys a season ticket for diggerland lol
........and beats a hasty retreat from the thread to allow the ladies to organise their soiree in peace. kiss
>>>> i'm not scared. oh no sireeee, not me :uhoh:
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>>>>>> buys a season ticket for diggerland lol
........and beats a hasty retreat from the thread to allow the ladies to organise their soiree in peace. kiss
>>>> i'm not scared. oh no sireeee, not me :uhoh:
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Come down on Saturday and I can show you where to find Diggerland ( and have some one to keep me company when I am hiding! )
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debs, .......c'mere....... passionkiss
you're slacking babes, you should have had them off hours ago! :sticky:

Now you tell me :doh:
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Postie stop it! smackbottom
I'm trying to make amends here :uhoh: honest

the only way you can make amends babes is..........................................
To come and meet us so...............................
I can .....................................
shag ya :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :rascal:
ooo fluck :shock:

i'll book a couple of paramedics and a defibrilator then shall I?
ya might need em :evil2:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :giggle:
Smokin Muff wrote:
They will be beyond the help of medicine.
But at least they will have a smile on their face
But what a way to go.

It's Debs will need the paramedics and the defibrilator, ya daft tart lol rolleyes
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
can someone else book a JCB for me so I can attempt to dig myself out of this fookin big hole i'm getting myself into, please?!
1/2 hour or so down the road is Diggerland, where you can muck about in Joe Bamford's finest inventions - I'm sure they will be happy to help, but judging at the size of the whole, they will quote you weekly rates!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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And I'm now free on Sat to go!

weeeee heeeeeeeeeeee fantastic babes sooo looking forward to meeting you :bounce:
Debs thinks she is going to be very very sore after ouch :eeek:
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would be like jumping in with great white sharks after showering in blood, i staying up here and hiding behind the sofa till its all over
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would be like jumping in with great white sharks after showering in blood, i staying up here and hiding behind the sofa till its all over

never heard you complain
Now we have about errrrr......... Debs counts on fingers and scratches head ........... 10 going so far.......... oo could easy manage more :twisted: :twisted:
:giggle:
New to the U.K. scene but some experiance back in Canada...does anyone know about the scene in the Northeast? And if so, would you be willing to forward some contact info for get togethers or parties or individuals to point me in the right direction? Any help much appreciated. smile I'm asking in this thread because so many of you seem to know the score.
Quote by Canucklhead69
New to the U.K. scene but some experiance back in Canada...does anyone know about the scene in the Northeast? And if so, would you be willing to forward some contact info for get togethers or parties or individuals to point me in the right direction? Any help much appreciated. smile I'm asking in this thread because so many of you seem to know the score.

OI :kick: go and put ya own post up HUH!!
well since i have been in the chat room i have anouther 3 going :twisted:
hi newbie here, have posted on the boards recently, wld be very intrested in going to this, but not got my own transport. disabeled male in a wheelchair, anyone near berkshire who have their own transport who would be going? just wondered, if so please get in touch. thanks.
Debbie,
I would love to come, please let me have the details
looking forward to finding out why some guys are running for cover at the thought of meeting you both! lol
Luke
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I'll stop using your thread for my own selfish purposes now but will ask if the event is a)open to newbies like myself and b)accessible by train? Thanks for any info. biggrin
oralgift wrote
hi newbie here, have posted on the boards recently, wld be very intrested in going to this, but not got my own transport. disabeled male in a wheelchair, anyone near berkshire who have their own transport who would be going? just wondered, if so please get in touch. thanks.

OOOO i whish i could transport you but me car is full and so bloody small to get a wheelchair in :doh:
Please if any one can help here would be great
i will send you the detail anyway babes :thumbup:
sexyluke wrote
Debbie,
I would love to come, please let me have the details
looking forward to finding out why some guys are running for cover at the thought of meeting you both!
Luke
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LOL well never mind them!.. biggrin ........ love to see ya i will send details to you
Debsxxxxxx kiss
Canucklhead69 wrote
I'll stop using your thread for my own selfish purposes now but will ask if the event is a)open to newbies like myself and b)accessible by train? Thanks for any info.

Yes it is open to any one thats a mamember here!.yes it is accessible by train....i will send the details to you
Debsxxxxxx :kiss:
Thanks for the details.
I am often called a fool but even fool's know when to wave the white flag
Jez Louise!!!
Didn't think that me and Debbs would get htis kind of response.
You have made my day. But God help you all on Saturday.

:laughabove: :laughabove:
yup, that one just about sums it up lol
nomination for best emoticon use for the SHAT awards 2005 me thinks wink
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:laughabove: :laughabove:
yup, that one just about sums it up lol
nomination for best emoticon use for the SHAT awards 2005 me thinks wink

I think I will thank my parents, my sister .........
Yeah!! I thank me and only me.
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:laughabove: :laughabove:
yup, that one just about sums it up lol
nomination for best emoticon use for the SHAT awards 2005 me thinks wink

I think I will thank my parents, my sister .........
Yeah!! I thank me and only me.
oooo i see you have been playing with out my permisston!!. :shock: ............ bad girl Muff get back in ya cage!.................. NOW smackbottom
Quote by Debbiewebs

:laughabove: :laughabove:
yup, that one just about sums it up lol
nomination for best emoticon use for the SHAT awards 2005 me thinks wink

I think I will thank my parents, my sister .........
Yeah!! I thank me and only me.
oooo i see you have been playing with out my permisston!!. :shock: ............ bad girl Muff get back in ya cage!.................. NOW smackbottom
You will never cage this one for long love........
Ask Smoker Jim he will tell you!
Quote by Smoking Muff

:laughabove: :laughabove:
yup, that one just about sums it up lol
nomination for best emoticon use for the SHAT awards 2005 me thinks wink

I think I will thank my parents, my sister .........
Yeah!! I thank me and only me.
oooo i see you have been playing with out my permisston!!. :shock: ............ bad girl Muff get back in ya cage!.................. NOW smackbottom
You will never cage this one for long love........
Ask Smoker Jim he will tell you!
Cough cough!............ oooooooo i am going into a deep shag!...... yes muff anything you say muff!
ooo great misstress how could i refuse
Just to inform everyone who wants to meet us on Saturday. Debbs computer has just blown up and if you do have here number you can ring her. This is not a laughing matter.
If you need to find out more infomation please PM me and I will help out
Would love to meet up with you again but unfortunately I'm busy this weekend sad .
Have a good one for me :twisted:
Quote by Jay
Would love to meet up with you again but unfortunately I'm busy this weekend sad .
Have a good one for me :twisted:

Sorry that you can't make it. I will make Debbs pay for you not being there
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NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want dunno

What more do I want... erm, let's see... a nudist camp in the middle of November... hmmm.... How about a big coat and some mittens and a thermal condom?

rotflmao Postie I wouldn't have even considered that until I'd died of hypothermia with a bloody great smile on my face in those woods biggrin
Trust me to pick this week to a) be offline till Thursday night and
b) to be suffering with a throat infection
I would have loved to have joined you both so must instead wish you the best for a great day (and another geographical question, which bit of the M25, I can get to one bit within an hour or so if I bomb it, but other bits are a full days trip from here (answer by pm please at your first opportunity as obviously you are going to be busy sorting this out first))
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by HarryJones

NOW COME ON YA CHICKENS..................... lets party! :bounce:
this place has naughty woods to play in and a swing .......what more do you want dunno

What more do I want... erm, let's see... a nudist camp in the middle of November... hmmm.... How about a big coat and some mittens and a thermal condom?

rotflmao Postie I wouldn't have even considered that until I'd died of hypothermia with a bloody great smile on my face in those woods biggrin
Trust me to pick this week to a) be offline till Thursday night and
b) to be suffering with a throat infection
I would have loved to have joined you both so must instead wish you the best for a great day (and another geographical question, which bit of the M25, I can get to one bit within an hour or so if I bomb it, but other bits are a full days trip from here (answer by pm please at your first opportunity as obviously you are going to be busy sorting this out first))
Regards
Harry Jones
What a pity darling. Take care of yourself
Quote by Jay
Would love to meet up with you again but unfortunately I'm busy this weekend sad .
Have a good one for me :twisted:

chicken lol :lol: :lol:
well yes i am here at muff place :twisted:
I have no idea now how many are going lost count :doh:
But for the ones that WILL turn up........... look forward to meeting you and having a play :twisted:
Sorry Debs, serious family problems mean I have to duck out sad for tonight
I hope you all have a wondeerful time and i look forward to meeting you another time
Luke
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