Wanted... Good woman with large car

3 Apr 2006

Quote by upNready4u
Good woman, horny, fun loving, sexy, any age, any size, likes oral.
Please send picture
of car..

Well I CAN be good :twisted: am horny, sexy and can be any age I want to be but I got a shite small car so that's me out ! bolt

3 Apr 2006

and i dont drive.....do you accept a bus pass dunno

:P

3 Apr 2006

I dont drive either........ will a bike do? biggrin

3 Apr 2006

You can have a pic of my car if you like.... It's a Ford Mondeo, real sexy it is to wink

4 Apr 2006

What do you need to car for?
I have a Mondeo estate, a red one or I can use Ians new Zafira dunno

4 Apr 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
It's a Ford Mondeo, real sexy it is to

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have a Mondeo estate,

Oh so now it's down to whose got the biggest one is it? :wink:
Might have guessed, all these women who say size dont matter have been lying all along lol

4 Apr 2006

MIne's only a Golf but the back seat goes down :twisted: :giggle:

4 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
MIne's only a Golf but the back seat goes down :twisted: :giggle:

I would be more interested in whether the lady 'goes down' rather than the back seat!!! :twisted: blast

:rotflmao:
Mal
wink

4 Apr 2006

Have you thought of broadening your criteria - to a large woman with a good car? lol

4 Apr 2006

Quote by Mal
MIne's only a Golf but the back seat goes down :twisted: :giggle:

I would be more interested in whether the lady 'goes down' rather than the back seat!!! :twisted: blast

:rotflmao:
Mal
wink

Talk about stating the obvious :doh: :giggle:

4 Apr 2006

Well I've got a very large car so if any ladies wish to put their names forward for the position of "good women" to go with the deal I'll be holding auditions in a car park near you soon. lol

4 Apr 2006

I have a camper van........
bugger, just read the 'Good woman' bit. Counts me out completely.

4 Apr 2006

Now you can't get much larger than that confused

:? I'm now off to find me a woman to go with it. :? :? :?

4 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/1159725415.jpg
Now you can't get much larger than that :? I'm now off to find me a woman to go with it. :? :? :?

Errrrrrr Hello !!!!! wave

4 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/1159725415.jpg
Now you can't get much larger than that :? I'm now off to find me a woman to go with it. :? :? :?

:bounce: A LORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 Apr 2006

Quote by natandh
:bounce: A LORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gather thats a good thing confused

:?

4 Apr 2006

What's wrong with a bad woman with a small car????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Apr 2006

I have a large car, complete with scratch marks on the ceiling roof.................
But I am a bad woman....................
NEXT :twisted:

4 Apr 2006

I drive a Transit

4 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oh so now it's down to whose got the biggest one is it?
Might have guessed, all these women who say size dont matter have been lying all along

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Apr 2006

I've got a mini...............and I'm not a woman.............I suppose thats me out as well...........ho hum........such is life,only jokin ,good luck

4 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
It's a Ford Mondeo, real sexy it is to

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have a Mondeo estate,

Oh so now it's down to whose got the biggest one is it? :wink:
Might have guessed, all these women who say size dont matter have been lying all along lol

is this big enough ladys??form an orderly queue ladies .no rush she'll carry eight of you lovelys!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by karl74
It's a Ford Mondeo, real sexy it is to

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have a Mondeo estate,

Oh so now it's down to whose got the biggest one is it? :wink:
Might have guessed, all these women who say size dont matter have been lying all along lol

is this big enough ladys??form an orderly queue ladies .no rush she'll carry eight of you lovelys!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Karl74, pick me up Big Boy, I just luvvvvvvv a big one :lol:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by karl74
It's a Ford Mondeo, real sexy it is to

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have a Mondeo estate,

Oh so now it's down to whose got the biggest one is it? :wink:
Might have guessed, all these women who say size dont matter have been lying all along lol

is this big enough ladys??form an orderly queue ladies .no rush she'll carry eight of you lovelys!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahem confused

and I quote :smug:

Quote by sheddy
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/1159725415.jpg
Now you can't get much larger than that :? :? I'm now off to find me a woman to go with it. :? :? :?

5 Apr 2006

:happy: is that a threesome I see coming on, Karls big one and Sheddys bigger one wink

Dam, I will need a step ladder to get into that Sheddy redface

5 Apr 2006

Quote by karl74
It's a Ford Mondeo, real sexy it is to

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I have a Mondeo estate,

Oh so now it's down to whose got the biggest one is it? :wink:
Might have guessed, all these women who say size dont matter have been lying all along lol

is this big enough ladys??form an orderly queue ladies .no rush she'll carry eight of you lovelys!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats working for me :rascal:
Ever come to the midlands in it dunno

:giggle:

5 Apr 2006

:D :D :D
Hello >>>> dont want to kill the thread ? but will this one do >>>>>>>

Well it is made for two lol

but the trailer is missing .
phredd

5 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dam, I will need a step ladder to get into that Sheddy

Probablly be easier with a helicopter :giggle: kiss

5 Apr 2006

Quote by karl74
is this big enough ladys??form an orderly queue ladies .no rush she'll carry eight of you lovelys!! :lol: :lol:

I'm not getting in that ! The doors are broken ! :shock:

5 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

is this big enough ladys??form an orderly queue ladies .no rush she'll carry eight of you lovelys!! :lol: :lol:

I'm not getting in that ! The doors are broken ! :shock:
He obviously filled it with Red Bull. biggrin