*wanted* lady for long hard bagging

23 Jan 2004

Thinks to self: "Count to ten, Will, and try and keep calm............."
Ok, let me try and be constructive here - so please take these comments as helpful and good natured.
First and foremost. Please, please, please use some punctuation. Fullstops alone would really help. It can be very hard trying to read a long sequence of words that are not broken up at all. If people can't be bothered to read to the end then they are unlikely to reply.
Secondly, the title looks rather brutal. I actually opened the message with a view to being pretty brutal in return but the text is not quite as bad as I had feared.
Having said that, a little more tact and delicacy wouldn't go amiss. I am not sure the size (even if it is genuine and, no, I don't want proof, thanks) is all that important. I am afraid that your post does rather read as if it is from a single guy - and a none-too-sophisticated one at that. I am sorry if that sounds harsh because it is not meant to be. I just suspect that this ad will not attract many replies as it stands.
I hope that helps and I am sorry if it comes across as condescending. No doubt someone will slap me for that very shortly.
Whether you do decide to change it or not, I wish you luck in finding what you're looking for.

23 Jan 2004

Just some of my thoughts

Quote by goldenballs25uk
Hi we are looking for a lady who can handle a fat 8" that gives long hard bagging

Obviously written by a guy with a very small dick who roles over after three minutes to have a fag.

while my wife is eighter downstairs or watching maybe even join in with the right lady

I would like this to happen

have own hous where your be welcome to stay but only on weekends

Traveling salesperson and not at home Mon to Fri.

we are a young couple both 25 and we can send pic's of us both if wanted

Please do not ask for the pic's as i have not told the wife / girl friend yet.

would like to see photos of the ladys befor meet
Thanx

If you are not young and sexey do not bother replying.
TS

23 Jan 2004

See? Told you I was being polite!

:rotflmao:

23 Jan 2004

The problem is your ad hit about five dozen cliches. You just need to distinguish yourselves from the six hundred or so other couples looking for ladies on this site.
OTOH, what do I know. I'm a single guy...

23 Jan 2004

whoaa.....sounds like condoms at dawn to me.....now if you want to send a video clip for your proof please do so.....and include the wife as well lol

23 Jan 2004

whoaa.....sounds like condoms at dawn to me.....now if you want to send a video clip for your proof please do so.....and include the wife as well lol

24 Jan 2004

someone has posted a request here looking for fun and all you other people do is criticise or take the piss or usually both, is this a swingers site or a comidian convention .ps give goldenballs your support not your negative views.
p.s will 69 how was my grammar to your liking

24 Jan 2004

Quote by HORNYLONDON123
someone has posted a request here looking for fun and all you other people do is criticise or take the piss or usually both, is this a swingers site or a comidian convention .ps give goldenballs your support not your negative views.
p.s will 69 how was my grammar to your liking

Hi Horny
One of the things I have done on this site is to ask all and sundry for their comments about their success or failure, what they have liked or disliked about posts, all with a view of writing a 'help for Newbies'. This would then, if they bother to read it, help them to get the best from the site. Would you like to comment, by PM so we don't hijack this thread? Please ensure you read my post so you know what I'm talking about.
As for your original whinge on your own post - it started OK, but then you put your angry head on before you had had one reply. This put peoples backs up straight away and leaves you open to being shot at. Why? Have a sense of humour and take it on the chin.
You will also have seen my ad, I knew people would have a go, but I showed that I had a sense of humour and could take it. Funnily enough, my ad has actually worked very well and it's only been there a couple of days!
So chill out, go with the flow, don't fight it. You never know, it just might work!!
Mal
wink

26 Jan 2004

Let me start with an unreserved apology if I caused offence. That was certainly not my intention.
Well, I did say I would probably get a slap from someone!! redface

Perhaps I should stick to the Cafe where the slaps are from Kit and infinitely more pleasurable. wink

I do have to say though, having just re-read my first post on this thread, that I thought I had made it clear that I was trying to be helpful. Wanting a threesome (of any flavour whatsoever) is certainly not a crime. Indeed, there is every type of person on this site seeking every conceivable type of fun. It is not my position to judge - and I never do.
I was simply trying to offer some advice that might generate more response to the ad - though I do not claim to be an expert on writing successful ads.
I did leave it up to goldenballs as to whether they chose to take my advice or not. I also said, that either way, I wished them luck - and I meant it too.
I hope you had fun guys - and I am sorry if I sounded harsh.

26 Jan 2004

I've just re-read your post Will. It seemed fine to me. Also I could tell you were only trying to be helpful - as is Mal!
People need to relax a little more and start seeing the funny side of life. Lets face it ALL things in life are better when you can smile and laugh!
Keep it up Will!
Oh - and keep the advice coming too!
Hugs,
alex x x

26 Jan 2004

Quote by goldenballs25uk
Why even bother replying to message's that you dont want northing to do with them.

The reason that people reply is usually to give constructive advice.. even though this is often construed as criticism.
There are an abundance of ads all of a similar vein (oo-er) that seem to smack of little thought or attention to detail.
All I will say is that a carefully worded, thoughtful ad is more likely to get any response and surely thats why we're all here.
Take time to read a few ads and their replies before posting and you may see a theme developing.. good posts get good replies.. weak ads tend to get mimicked.
just a thought.
steve
x
ps good luck in your search.. hope it proves fruitful and bountiful..

26 Jan 2004

And Steve speaks from experience!

26 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
And Steve speaks from experience!

albeit limited...
steve
x

26 Jan 2004

Fancy expanding that sometime?

26 Jan 2004

sounds like an offer too good to refuse.. so i'll say yes.
steve
x

26 Jan 2004

Hey Goldenballs!!!!!!!
Just responing to your PM which said

hi there babe u got any pics

1. I am not your BABE!!!!!
2. If I have pics (which I do - holiday snaps that type of thing) - I am very very fussy who I send them to

26 Jan 2004

Apology accepted!