werid request help needed plz

23 Oct 2004

any one up for purfume fun any time this week ,guys girls wellcome ,i found i have this desire to be farted,pumped,let rip a good un ,on by accicdent last night at a local swinging club ,when a large lady i was going down on snezzed and passed wind (well more like shoot me in the face with a ham flavered air bomb) any way to cut a long story short after i came arround after passing out for a few moments i had the hard on of all stalkers and came like a mighty fountain of love !!!! now id love the same from a fit looking godess type lady who looks too good to be turn never mind bottom burps ,to goorge her self on best beans,keba,s,cabbage soup,stuffing, for a week before allowing my worthless face to be queened upon while you let rip a hoghorn of putred love stench plz plz some one help me surly i am not a lone in this desire xxxxxx confused

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23 Oct 2004

:shock:

:loon: :loon:

23 Oct 2004

people like you make me mad ,do you relise how hard it for guys like me to addmit to being diffrent to the rest of sociaty !!!! :violin: :violin: :cheers:

23 Oct 2004

:shock:

23 Oct 2004

what do you mean eek , have you never slighed a air biscuit so mean that you had to leave the room your self !!!! could you imagine a girl as fit and dirty looking as pat butcher saying come and get it big boy then trowing that inveable air flan at you !!!! :evil2: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :thumbup:

23 Oct 2004

I'm watching this thread.... :twisted:

23 Oct 2004

why jags are you a secret purfume loving dude as well lol :giggle:

23 Oct 2004

This is a piss-take and not very clever either! :shock: :shock:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
This is a piss-take and not very clever either! :shock: :shock:

I think you're correct!!! Which is why I'm watching this thread! :twisted:

23 Oct 2004

its called having a laugh , sorry to offend any one esp fart lovers every where !!!!! but more importantly its to test the water to see if any others share our gsh even if a little wacky ,,, again we are very very sorry :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
ps any sbd types arround lol