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What happens in "Munches?"

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Look in the terminology over there
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So there are no sexual activities at all?
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So there are no sexual activities at all?

banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
poke
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:kick:

dunno :dunno: :dunno:
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:kick:

dunno :dunno: :dunno:
Thought I'd missed something there confused lol
Oooooooooooooooo he's kicking us girlies in the nuts :shock:
And one of them's a mod :shock:
i had no comeback so i thought id just kick you .
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i had no comeback so i thought id just kick you .

I can sympathise with that, I hear it in the playground every day.
Please don't kick the Mods in earnest - we'd HATE to relatilate in earnest.
:P :P
jried, you might want to try this emoticon next:
worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
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Look in the terminology over there
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Didn't help him the first time round - no reason to suppose it will now but thanks for the efforts you lot.
:P
I'm with you Jags,
PS I'm also a creep.
John wink :wink:
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For those still unsure, a Munch is a purely social event held in a totally neutral environment, often somewhere like a pub, where members of Swinging Heaven get to meet each other. As there's no play involved everyone can relax which gives newbies a chance to ask questions of the more experienced without any fear of getting jumped on, and gives the regulars time to catch-up with old friends and make new ones.
DOES THIS HELP wink

What she said! cool
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For those still unsure, a Munch is a purely social event held in a totally neutral environment, often somewhere like a pub, where members of Swinging Heaven get to meet each other. As there's no play involved everyone can relax which gives newbies a chance to ask questions of the more experienced without any fear of getting jumped on, and gives the regulars time to catch-up with old friends and make new ones.
DOES THIS HELP wink

What she said! cool
yeah yeah yeah, but that's just like . . uuummm . . . them euphoniumismisms thingumbobs innit? bolt
i mean . . . it don't say anything about falling down drunk karaoke for a start?
n x x x ;)
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i mean . . . it don't say anything about falling down drunk karaoke for a start?
n x x x ;)

No, we don't mention things like that "officially", cos that's just you! lol
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i mean . . . it don't say anything about falling down drunk karaoke for a start?
n x x x ;)

No, we don't mention things like that "officially", cos that's just you! lol
rotflmao :rotflmao; :rotflmao:
that is so not true! i'd never inflict my singing voice on anyone? wouldn't get invited again! a couple of girlies once mistook my skinny form for a pole to dance round, but that's as near to a career in the entertainment industry as i got! sad
n x x x :P
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a couple of girlies once mistook my skinny form for a pole to dance round

Yeah, yeah.... and then you woke up! rotflmao
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For those still unsure, a Munch is a purely social event held in a totally neutral environment, often somewhere like a pub, where members of Swinging Heaven get to meet each other. As there's no play involved everyone can relax which gives newbies a chance to ask questions of the more experienced without any fear of getting jumped on, and gives the regulars time to catch-up with old friends and make new ones.
DOES THIS HELP wink

rotflmao
Yep, that's what the definition says!!! lol
Anyone watching one would think it was a church tea dance! :wink:
Roger the Dragon cool
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For those still unsure, a Munch is a purely social event held in a totally neutral environment, often somewhere like a pub, where members of Swinging Heaven get to meet each other. As there's no play involved everyone can relax which gives newbies a chance to ask questions of the more experienced without any fear of getting jumped on, and gives the regulars time to catch-up with old friends and make new ones.
DOES THIS HELP wink

rotflmao
Yep, that's what the definition says!!! lol
Anyone watching one would think it was a church tea dance! :wink:
Roger the Dragon cool
Except for the part where the male regulars (6 months or more) compare dick sizes Roger :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
For those still unsure, a Munch is a purely social event held in a totally neutral environment, often somewhere like a pub, where members of Swinging Heaven get to meet each other. As there's no play involved everyone can relax which gives newbies a chance to ask questions of the more experienced without any fear of getting jumped on, and gives the regulars time to catch-up with old friends and make new ones.
DOES THIS HELP wink

rotflmao
Yep, that's what the definition says!!! lol
Anyone watching one would think it was a church tea dance! :wink:
Roger the Dragon cool
Except for the part where the male regulars (6 months or more) compare dick sizes Roger :lol:
innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
What do you mean? :wink:
have a read of the " Pished in Peteeborurrrrggggggggggggg " thread in The Cafe, while that was a social drink it will give you an idea of the purely social fun that a munch will give smile
Mind you, there is always the risk of someone grabbing your tits when you don't want them to rolleyes
Call yourself swingers......nothing happens at munches "BORING!".......think i would rather go to my Grannies for tea and crumpets........!
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Mind you, there is always the risk of someone grabbing your tits when you don't want them to rolleyes

There is ? ........ biggrin
Yep sad
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Mind you, there is always the risk of someone grabbing your tits when you don't want them to rolleyes

There is ? ........ biggrin
Yep sad
I didnt grab em, just added the ice :D
Quote by da69ve
Call yourself swingers......nothing happens at munches "BORING!".......think i would rather go to my Grannies for tea and crumpets........!

Grannies organise munches now Dave, didn't you know?
Ask Lucy wink
Quote by freckledbird
Call yourself swingers......nothing happens at munches "BORING!".......think i would rather go to my Grannies for tea and crumpets........!

Grannies organise munches now Dave, didn't you know?
Ask Lucy wink
Yes and I will vouch for the fact she is one hell of a sexy woman
Quote by Sarah1448
Call yourself swingers......nothing happens at munches "BORING!".......think i would rather go to my Grannies for tea and crumpets........!

Grannies organise munches now Dave, didn't you know?
Ask Lucy wink
Yes and I will vouch for the fact she is one hell of a sexy woman
Is that the Grannie we are taling about? If so where can I meet her, and does she do Cucumber sandwiches?
John
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