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Where are all you real grannies hiding?

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HarryJones
Sex God
Evening all
This post was brought on by an event the other morning. I was cycling upto a T-junction on my way to train station when a proper granny pedalled past. What do I mean by this.
I mean unlike today's usual granny (45ish, blonde, fit and sexy), she was 60ish, grey/white hair, long skirt, pedalling slowly you get the picture.
Anyway I have only had the pleasure of meeting such a granny once whilst dogging, but I am sure there must be some hiding out here.
So if you fancy meeting up with a non-pushy amusing 31 year old who doesnt do full penetration but loves a lengthy session of caressing, performing oral and kissing and cuddling give me a shout.
I'm expecting 72 view and 1 reply so surprise me.
Regards
Harry Jones
HarryJones
Sex God
This is the one reply but will I make 72 views?
I'm half tempted to give up and become a monk somewhere.
Regards
Harry Jones
_loz_
Mod
hehehehehehehehhe
Harry Monk :mrgreen:
rolleyes sorry got me silly head on and just had to
bolt
Sharif
Casanova
Have you tried putting an add up at the post office window on pension day Harry. Might be more effective lol
Juicy_BBW
Sexpert
I have a wicked friend you'd love!!!!!
Talk to me about it in chat lovely... See u soon
Jus xx
MandH
Sex God
Quote by HarryJones
I was cycling upto a T-junction on my way to train station when a proper granny pedalled past.
Regards
Harry Jones

Thats the problem Harry, the grannies are that much fitter than you they just leave you standing :giggle:
Have you tried befriending a few of our more senior citizens in the post office? you never know they might take a shine to you wink
M
Unknown User
Hey Harry, If you find any spare real grannies please point one my way
Valton
Warming the Bed
Ever willing to oblige I have despatched Mrs V, but don't hold your breath as she is equipped with her natural hopeless sense of direction and a dodgy sat nav set which I aquired for her Xmas present from a car boot sale.
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by vodkatonic
hehehehehehehehhe
Harry Monk :mrgreen:
rolleyes sorry got me silly head on and just had to
bolt

Thanks vodka, a bump to a thread is always most welcome, but dont laugh too much, the way I am going recently I either need to become a monk or else turn into a full on sex maniac and advertise my virginity for grabs on here (anything to keep my sanity :shock: )
Quote by Sharif
Have you tried putting an add up at the post office window on pension day Harry. Might be more effective lol

I haven't mate but might be worth a go :twisted:
Quote by Jus
I have a wicked friend you'd love!!!!!
Talk to me about it in chat lovely... See u soon
Jus xx

Jus I love you even more than I did before and that was a lot to start with :shock: I got dragged out tonight but will be in chat tomorrow.
Quote by MandH
I was cycling upto a T-junction on my way to train station when a proper granny pedalled past.
Regards
Harry Jones

Thats the problem Harry, the grannies are that much fitter than you they just leave you standing :giggle:
Have you tried befriending a few of our more senior citizens in the post office? you never know they might take a shine to you wink
M
Ha Ha very funny to both. biggrin Now when does the post office open tomorrow confused:
Quote by slugpellet2
Hey Harry, If you find any spare real grannies please point one my way

SPARE :shock: surprised I'll be lucky to get one at this rate.
Quote by Valton
Ever willing to oblige I have despatched Mrs V, but don't hold your breath as she is equipped with her natural hopeless sense of direction and a dodgy sat nav set which I aquired for her Xmas present from a car boot sale.

Thanks Mr V, I'll try and remember to look out for her arrival about easter time :?: :lol: I sadly dont get up north much but If I do and manage to remember your usernames will give you a shout.
Regards
Harry Jones
MandH
Sex God
Quote by HarryJones
I either need to become a monk or else turn into a full on sex maniac and advertise my virginity for grabs on here (anything to keep my sanity :shock: )

Time to advertise the virginity Harry................ smile
M stands back to avoid the stampede :shock:
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by MandH

I either need to become a monk or else turn into a full on sex maniac and advertise my virginity for grabs on here (anything to keep my sanity :shock: )

Time to advertise the virginity Harry................ smile
M stands back to avoid the stampede :shock:
If only rolleyes
Regards
Harry Jones
froggystyle
Warming the Bed
Harry,
I've only been to this place once but i'm sure you'll find what you're looking for there......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/reviews-195.html#reviews
Hope this helps.
froggy
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by froggystyle
Harry,
I've only been to this place once but i'm sure you'll find what you're looking for there......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/reviews-195.html#reviews
Hope this helps.
froggy

Thanks froggy - you told me this ages ago and Ive never got my arse organised enough to get there.
Would it be worth going mid-winter or should I wait till the summer confused:
Regards
Harry Jones
froggystyle
Warming the Bed
I went on a very cold winter night (on a saturday) and had loads of fun so good luck!. :thumbup:
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by froggystyle
I went on a very cold winter night (on a saturday) and had loads of fun so good luck!. :thumbup:

Good man - perhaps I will get my wish sooner rather than later.
Regards
Harry Jones
Unknown User
I will second that suggestion for eureeka!
regards
jason
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by jasonessex
I will second that suggestion for eureeka!
regards
jason

Ohh I need to get there soon then (is this thread on page two yet?)
Regards
Harry Jones
MandH
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Have you tried the Bingo? dunno

Yeah and the added bonus is even if you don't pull so to speak, you might win something :giggle:
M
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by MandH
Have you tried the Bingo? dunno

Yeah and the added bonus is even if you don't pull so to speak, you might win something :giggle:
M
Thank you both for that fine suggestion. Having seen the entrance prices for the nightclub in Cambridge that allegedly has older women frequenting it ( ), thats nearly the same price as a night in my nearest swingers club and I know which one I would prefer, perhaps the Bingo will be a cheaper option. Trouble is I am soo backward that I only try it on with women if I know they are swingers and even then I fail to give off signals so have no hope surrounded by innocent old grannies.
Regards
Harry Jones
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Harry mate, next time you see me online remind me to Pm you a link for another site i use occasionally.
A couple of times i've forget to set the search requirements for my prefered age range and it's listed a fair few 50-60+yo women (and thats just within the midlands) so you might get lucky.
i've been meaning to tell you about the site as there's a rather nice woman into outdoor peeing on there, so naturally i thought of you. the links on my other pc so don't have it right now- just remember to remind me to send it you :thumbup:
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Harry mate, next time you see me online remind me to Pm you a link for another site i use occasionally.
A couple of times i've forget to set the search requirements for my prefered age range and it's listed a fair few 50-60+yo women (and thats just within the midlands) so you might get lucky.
i've been meaning to tell you about the site as there's a rather nice woman into outdoor peeing on there, so naturally i thought of you. the links on my other pc so don't have it right now- just remember to remind me to send it you :thumbup:

Cheers meaty. biggrin
HarryJones
Sex God
Message received - thanks Meaty.
I still haven't worked out the best time to get to the Post Office when I am free nor have I looked into the Bingo.
Perhaps it's just not meant to happen :cry:
Regards
Harry Jones
uk_bi_biker
Forum Virgin
look out harry one of your topice has finally got to page 2 ....... cool
HarryJones
Sex God
I spent most of yesterday hanging around Great Yarmouth seafront and still no old ladies :cry:
berksbex
Orgasminator
It's not old lady season yet. It's too cold for them at this time of year Harry. They will be out in early May in full dress (bloomers, hat, scarf etc)
Anyway, Great Yarmouth seafront is probably too cold for anyone at this time of year :shock:
Good luck! smile
Thursdays are the best days to go old lady hunting at the post office :P
lustywench
Sexpert
Hey Harry we met at a birthday party and you missed me
sillious siddous
love lusty
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by berksbex
It's not old lady season yet. It's too cold for them at this time of year Harry. They will be out in early May in full dress (bloomers, hat, scarf etc)
Anyway, Great Yarmouth seafront is probably too cold for anyone at this time of year :shock:
Good luck! smile
Thursdays are the best days to go old lady hunting at the post office :P

Bloody hell, thats woken me up. When did you sneak in confused:
Hello and a big hug and kiss from me (and a pm on the way).
I can't wait till May :cry:
Quote by lustywench
Hey Harry we met at a birthday party and you missed me
sillious siddous
love lusty

I seem to recall we were sat together in a kitchen near a rickety chair and I was being my usual polite self and making a crap job of letting anyone know how much I fancied them rolleyes
Regards
Harry Jones xx
berksbex
Orgasminator
Quote by HarryJones
It's not old lady season yet. It's too cold for them at this time of year Harry. They will be out in early May in full dress (bloomers, hat, scarf etc)
Anyway, Great Yarmouth seafront is probably too cold for anyone at this time of year :shock:
Good luck! smile
Thursdays are the best days to go old lady hunting at the post office :P

Bloody hell, thats woken me up. When did you sneak in confused:
Hello and a big hug and kiss from me (and a pm on the way).
Hi Harry, yes it's been a while. I had serious domestic issues last year.
But, I'm here now :twisted:
Unknown User
Is Harry possibly the oldest virgin in the UK? If not, he is certainly the oldest who needs two passports ( biggrin )
Guinness Book of Records maybe?