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Who want nine icnhes up 'em?
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Sex God
Quote by UCDom
Hi gang, slim young bi-guy here gagging to shag anyone fit cute and young. Ideally looking for a young bi couple in the Gatwick area to do, well... everthing basically. Single girls and/or guys welcome too though.
So eloquently put, I'm sure they'll be battering your PM box.
Sex God
Quote by UCDom
Battered sausage needs a good long basting you see. You need to keep dippin' it and then shaking it off. The longer you go at it, the tastier it gets.
Fuck knows where this bloody metaphor's going.
Doesn't matter, you're having a banter
Quote by Freckledbird
Hi gang, slim young bi-guy here gagging to shag anyone fit cute and young. Ideally looking for a young bi couple in the Gatwick area to do, well... everthing basically. Single girls and/or guys welcome too though.
So eloquently put, I'm sure they'll be battering your PM box.
What I thought Bev.
Warming the Bed
come on guys make love not war
Quote by blonde
Who want nine icnhes up 'em? :shock:
Could we possibly have the question in English? :giggle:
Good luck ................... but I wouldnt hold your breath
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*in best Dad's Army voice*
They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring!
Quote by blonde
Who want nine icnhes up 'em? :shock:
Could we possibly have the question in English? :giggle:
Good luck ................... but I wouldnt hold your breath
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*in best Dad's Army voice*
They don't like it up 'em, Mr Mainwaring!
Warming the Bed
Quote by kentswingers777
UCDOM is unfortunatly not an exception on here. If that is what he really thinks swinging is about, he has a lot to learn. As for us, we would never meet anyone with a foul attitude like that.
We feel sorry for the first one he does meet.
Happy Swinging!!
Ah, so THAT's where I've been going wrong all these years...
lol
Does anyone think that people actually do go for such a direct approach?
Quote by minotaur
UCDOM is unfortunatly not an exception on here. If that is what he really thinks swinging is about, he has a lot to learn. As for us, we would never meet anyone with a foul attitude like that.
We feel sorry for the first one he does meet.
Happy Swinging!!
Ah, so THAT's where I've been going wrong all these years...
lol
Does anyone think that people actually do go for such a direct approach?
Some do
Sex God
Quote by Gothic-punk
Really?
I must try that approach myself, then...
Anyone fancy a bonk?
Not at the moment thanks - like your profile text :thumbup:
Sex God
Sorry UCDom, but due to new European ruling you're no longer allowed to offer peni in the old, Imperial measurements, in this case inches (icnhes 
).
There has also been some concern from Trading Standards regarding the precision of the measurement, so if you would like to contact your local office (numbers in the phone book), then they will dispatch a dull man in a very boring suit with the suitable, European approved tape measure or steel ruler.
Once confirmed would you, at your earlies convenience, please alter the title of the thread from;
"Who want nine icnhes up 'em?"
to the more acceptable, verified (can't believe I used that word :shock: :doh: ), legally correct;
"Who would like 228mm (approximately) of penis inserted into them (as verified by the local Trading Standards Officer)?"
We thank you for your co-operation.
).There has also been some concern from Trading Standards regarding the precision of the measurement, so if you would like to contact your local office (numbers in the phone book), then they will dispatch a dull man in a very boring suit with the suitable, European approved tape measure or steel ruler.
Once confirmed would you, at your earlies convenience, please alter the title of the thread from;
"Who want nine icnhes up 'em?"
to the more acceptable, verified (can't believe I used that word :shock: :doh: ), legally correct;
"Who would like 228mm (approximately) of penis inserted into them (as verified by the local Trading Standards Officer)?"
We thank you for your co-operation.
