Hello everybody,
First of all a question for the guys. Do you, like me, feel incredibly horny the next morning after you have been out for a few beers ?
Secondly, a question for the ladies. Is there any lady out ther who would like to help me with this problem. I have two balls full of sperm that need to be emptied, and the best place to empty them is up inside a lovely, warm wet, pussy. Any ladies interested in having their vaginas filled with copious amounts of cum ? Read my profile and adverts and email me if you are interested. This is a genuine post, i'm ready and available now.
South East area.
Love Hogman xx
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Sexlightened
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Hogman
- If that's the best you can come up with, we might as well deactivate you now, to save arguments later on. That was crap. Put your post to this test. If you can't walk up to a stranger in a pub and say this, it shouldn't be said on here. You obviously have an extremely low opinion of all the ladies on here if you think that what you have said is going to charm them.
In future, engage brain before activating keyboard - horny or not!
Mal
Now extremely pissed off with certain elements of the Human Race!
- If that's the best you can come up with, we might as well deactivate you now, to save arguments later on. That was crap. Put your post to this test. If you can't walk up to a stranger in a pub and say this, it shouldn't be said on here. You obviously have an extremely low opinion of all the ladies on here if you think that what you have said is going to charm them.
In future, engage brain before activating keyboard - horny or not!
Mal
Now extremely pissed off with certain elements of the Human Race!
Sexlightened
dunno about you Mal, but the first thing I do after an evening on the nectar is to stop the tongue feeling like the bottom of a bird cage 
You could always have a look at this link hogman....then go and have a rethink and a reword of your request
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Marcuso
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Marcuso
Hi mal609,
I am most sorry if my post offended you. That certainly was not my intention. Neither was it so denigrate any of the ladies that read these posts. However i do have to take issue with your statement that you will terminate my membership of this site, if that is what you were suggesting. Who the hell are you to say what people can post and cannot post. As long as it doesn't break any of the site rules then individuals can post what they like. Why is it that as soon as someone gets into a position of what they think is authority, they instantly become tin pot Hitlers who think they can tell people what to do ? Lighten up man, take things in the spirit in which they were meant, ie as a bit of fun and not deadly serious. I actualy have a very high opinion of women, i think they are the single most important creation on the planet.
Hogman
I am most sorry if my post offended you. That certainly was not my intention. Neither was it so denigrate any of the ladies that read these posts. However i do have to take issue with your statement that you will terminate my membership of this site, if that is what you were suggesting. Who the hell are you to say what people can post and cannot post. As long as it doesn't break any of the site rules then individuals can post what they like. Why is it that as soon as someone gets into a position of what they think is authority, they instantly become tin pot Hitlers who think they can tell people what to do ? Lighten up man, take things in the spirit in which they were meant, ie as a bit of fun and not deadly serious. I actualy have a very high opinion of women, i think they are the single most important creation on the planet.
Hogman
Sexlightened
this breakfast serial is getting interesting............lets hope for a happy ending and it doesnt make Mal croissant ....
Sex God
It's the line "two balls full of sperm that need to be emptied" that made me go 
and then 
and then 
and then 
........
Seriously, if you went up to any stranger and said the same thing what do you think their reaction would be...... either rolling about laughing or a slap in the face would be my guesses, or both..... try it..... and video it and then we can all have a laugh
It isn't so much about breaking site rules, it's about breaking what everyone else thinks is the sensible way to behave in society...... seems that social skills are not your best assets???
:roll:
and then and then and then ........ Seriously, if you went up to any stranger and said the same thing what do you think their reaction would be...... either rolling about laughing or a slap in the face would be my guesses, or both..... try it..... and video it and then we can all have a laugh
It isn't so much about breaking site rules, it's about breaking what everyone else thinks is the sensible way to behave in society...... seems that social skills are not your best assets???
:roll:
Hi bluexxx,
OK, OK, I take your point. Like i said before i was not trying to upset or offend anyone. Howver i did not like the way that mal69 responded. Lets call it quits and stop now. And with regards to that particular line, perhaps the alcohol was still running around my brain when i wrote it and i therefore apologise. OK ?
Hogman
OK, OK, I take your point. Like i said before i was not trying to upset or offend anyone. Howver i did not like the way that mal69 responded. Lets call it quits and stop now. And with regards to that particular line, perhaps the alcohol was still running around my brain when i wrote it and i therefore apologise. OK ?
Hogman
Sexlightened
I like happy endings..........cup of tea anyone ?
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Quote by Hogman
Hi mal609,
I am most sorry if my post offended you. That certainly was not my intention. Neither was it so denigrate any of the ladies that read these posts. However i do have to take issue with your statement that you will terminate my membership of this site, if that is what you were suggesting. Who the hell are you to say what people can post and cannot post. As long as it doesn't break any of the site rules then individuals can post what they like. Why is it that as soon as someone gets into a position of what they think is authority, they instantly become tin pot Hitlers who think they can tell people what to do ? Lighten up man, take things in the spirit in which they were meant, ie as a bit of fun and not deadly serious. I actualy have a very high opinion of women, i think they are the single most important creation on the planet.
Hogman
Ah hogman
You seem to have taken umbrage at my comments! So let's see what you put and what it actually means.
I am most sorry if my post offended you. That certainly was not my intention.
Apology accepted. It did, whether you intended it to or not.
Neither was it so denigrate any of the ladies that read these posts.
Again, intentional or not, you did.
Who the hell are you to say what people can post and cannot post. As long as it doesn't break any of the site rules then individuals can post what they like. Why is it that as soon as someone gets into a position of what they think is authority, they instantly become tin pot Hitlers who think they can tell people what to do ?
You are absolutely right - people can post what they want as long as it doesn't break any site rules. So I take it you read this bit?
Anything hateful, like racist remarks, or using offensive terms offensively.
Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards other people on here.
This includes women in general, as your post was offensive, and aggressive towards me.
Moderators are here for the general good of the Site and ensure high standards which can be enjoyed by all. If you are unhappy with that, I suggest you complain to Mark, whose Site it is, with your thoughts on how it can be improved upon. However, I think telling him to ditch his rules in favour of your behaviour isn't going to gain you any Brownie points.
Lighten up man, take things in the spirit in which they were meant, ie as a bit of fun and not deadly serious
Funnily enough, I have a very good sense of humour - I think it may be yours which is slightly wayward.
I actualy have a very high opinion of women, i think they are the single most important creation on the planet.
Really? Have another look at your post and put yourself in a females shoes (not literally). Would YOU consider that a complimentary post?
So Hogman,
I mentioned earlier about deactivating you now to save arguments later on. You obviously noted I didn't deactivate you, but you did come back argumentitavely, as I expected. I'm still not deactivating you, but let's just say if you are abusive or insulting to anyone else on here, you will be watching from afar.
Mal
Sex God
Actually, I think we should put Hogman in female shoes - literally.....
He might get some sex :lol: :lol: :lol:
He might get some sex
:lol: :lol: :lol: Well, Hogman...
Not wishing to stoke this up, but what happened to the age of flirting...???
Your original post is of the kind that makes the female readership run for the hills, and then leaves the guys complaining about the lack of totty. So you feel a need to 'empty your balls'..? So do the rest of the male populous, mate!
Half the pleasure of a successful shag is the journey to it...or am I just getting cynical in my old age?
And calling someone who spends a lot of time and effort - for nothing! - into helping other users have a great time a 'tin pot Hitler' is NOT going to portray a relaxed and fun personality. And we girls do so like to have fun!
Best of luck with it, but a little thought into the female psyche will go a long way...
Hxx
Not wishing to stoke this up, but what happened to the age of flirting...???
Your original post is of the kind that makes the female readership run for the hills, and then leaves the guys complaining about the lack of totty. So you feel a need to 'empty your balls'..? So do the rest of the male populous, mate!
Half the pleasure of a successful shag is the journey to it...or am I just getting cynical in my old age?
And calling someone who spends a lot of time and effort - for nothing! - into helping other users have a great time a 'tin pot Hitler' is NOT going to portray a relaxed and fun personality. And we girls do so like to have fun!
Best of luck with it, but a little thought into the female psyche will go a long way...
Hxx
Warming the Bed
We men are an outnumbered race, and where the art (and it is an art) of lovemaking goes we are an even bigger outnumbered race.
There are numerours amours out there trying their creative best to get picked by an attractive, sexy and above all wanton woman that the 'Want go Bang Bang!' approach is not likely to work. (Not impossible there are all tastes but not likely).
We have to seduce, whisper sweet nothings, hint at full pleasures to come and delights to be beheld and above all...........pray that you get picked above the other 100.
To use your style of analogy you are 1 sperm in a sack of thousands
Regards Delaney
And any women in the West Midlands area I am still waiting whispering to myself
There are numerours amours out there trying their creative best to get picked by an attractive, sexy and above all wanton woman that the 'Want go Bang Bang!' approach is not likely to work. (Not impossible there are all tastes but not likely).
We have to seduce, whisper sweet nothings, hint at full pleasures to come and delights to be beheld and above all...........pray that you get picked above the other 100.
To use your style of analogy you are 1 sperm in a sack of thousands
Regards Delaney
And any women in the West Midlands area I am still waiting whispering to myself
I quite often feel horny whilst still drunk.... although I control myself until such time as I reach the comfort and safety of a bed (my own or very occasionaly someone elses).... When this horribly anoying situation of becoming drunk and horny takes over my body, and I am forced to deal with the issue so normal life can resume... I find if there isn't a willing femail around to help me out, that the best way to empty my balls is with my right hand... Thereby avoiding having to start a grotty thread like this and piss off just about every woman on the site (except those who enjoy emptying balls and being talked down to)
Sex God
In answer to the original question, yes I would like a fuck today (but not with Hogman btw).......
But we can all dream
But we can all dream
