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Why do most adds look for 8 inches plus?

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Warming the Bed
Quote by chick0074

Well exactly - how many REAL people say "vaginal" and "clitoral" when they talk about sex?
Rachel
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So using polite language is not acceptable here and I am not a real person?
On the other hand you make too many assumptions....I only had 1 woman in my life......lo lol lol
and yes I am an older guy with a small cock, as you say, and I can give a woman a HARD...time but probably we are talking about 2 different things and we are on different wave lengh.
Never mind enjoy what you plan for the weekend and also all others.
Promise in future not to annoy you, by not posting here.
wiz57
At the risk of getting the piss taken by giving a serious answer to the original post...
Even with quite strict requirements, women seem to get about 200 replies per advert, so they have to have *some* way of cutting down the numbers, and this is a fairly obvious choice.
i'm sure if men were as much in demand as women we'd be seeing a whole host of 'd-cup or larger only' adverts and similar complaints being posted as a result.
Oh, and to answer Rachel's question: I've had 2 complaints about being too big, and I'm fractionally less well endowed than the magic 8". Make of that what you will....
Quote by Mister_Discreet
i'm sure if men were as much in demand as women we'd be seeing a whole host of 'd-cup or larger only' adverts and similar complaints being posted as a result.

A large pair will always turn my head - however what actually turns me on is the shape of a woman boobs as opposed to just the size.
Dx
Orgasminator
Quote by wiz57

Well exactly - how many REAL people say "vaginal" and "clitoral" when they talk about sex?
Rachel
wink

So using polite language is not acceptable here and I am not a real person?
On the other hand you make too many assumptions....I only had 1 woman in my life......lo lol lol
and yes I am an older guy with a small cock, as you say, and I can give a woman a HARD...time but probably we are talking about 2 different things and we are on different wave lengh.
Never mind enjoy what you plan for the weekend and also all others.
Promise in future not to annoy you, by not posting here.
wiz57
Technical language is not "polite" - it just shows you only know the terms from books - real people don't talk like that about their bits or each others. I never ask a man to "Insert his penis into my vagina" or to "stimulate my clitoris" and neither does any other woman here.
We're not making any assumptons about you - an inexperienced person is always easy to spot in a place like this - you may as well be wearing a sign. Anybody experienced on a scene and ben around the people for a time, uses the "vernacular" of that scene.
We're on "different wavelengths" because we're all swingers who know what we're doing, you're a new person who talks like he's reading from a manual as Blue pointed out.
If you'd bothered to read some of the posts on here you'll notice a lot of the regulars here all know each other and many have had sex together and continue to do so on a regular basis. Also we all have a sense of humour.
You really need to stop taking yourself so seriously if you want to get anywhere in this community. Take a tip from Mark/Surrey.
We'll all have great weekends shagging each other at the meets we have organised by getting to know each other on here. Think about that while you're tugging on your "small doner" tonight.
But they keep posting as you have been - you may have noticed we enjoy taking the piss out of someone like you when they do come along. I mean we won't invite you to any parties or have sex with you, but you certainly aren't annoying us.
Every class needs a clown and every court needs a jester.
Albeit they don't last very long.
But it does stop the thread getting boring for those of us when it's a subject that's been done 10 times before - as Blue pointed out.
Rachel
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Master of Sex
a big penis is sometimes painfull.i get capret burns on the end of mine where it drags along the floor, not very nice! me big? you bet! laminate flooring it is then. lol
p:s the only doner ill be tugging on is when i fall out the kebab shop at HIC URP!!!! "chille sauce with that sir" bleeeurrrgghch :cheers:
Orgasminator
Of course a large penis can hurt...
.. and some of us love the pain!
Rachel
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Orgasminator
Quote by mark/surrey
a big penis is sometimes painfull.i get capret burns on the end of mine where it drags along the floor, not very nice! me big? you bet! laminate flooring it is then. lol
p:s the only doner ill be tugging on is when i fall out the kebab shop at HIC URP!!!! "chille sauce with that sir" bleeeurrrgghch :cheers:

You wanna be careful, Mark - Wiz57 might be the guy serving you in the kebab shop!
(He won't be the guy "serving" any girls this w/e that's for sure!)
Rachel
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Master of Sex
ill be too pishttt to notice rachel.............. :shock: have a great weekend. and change your mind about single guys!!!! thats an order lol.
Orgasminator
Quote by mark/surrey
ill be too pishttt to notice rachel.............. :shock: have a great weekend. and change your mind about single guys!!!! thats an order lol.

In your case, babe, I might make an exception!
If I'm in the area and I feel like a MMF, you'll be the first I call.
Rachel
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Master of Sex
make sure you do babe make sure you do im all yours.
im often near you in bath etc as my studio is down in radstock. wink 145032 its all real.
Quote by mark/surrey
make sure you do babe make sure you do im all yours.
im often near you in bath etc as my studio is down in radstock. wink 145032 its all real.

Your Studio??
As in recording studio??
Warming the Bed
Rachel
You can take the piss as long as you like,,,,,I do have a sense of humour....and I don't take things seriously. Life is too short for that.
Earlier you said ....Horses for courses.....and the site serves many....
Believe it or not it has served mine.....and tommorrow I am having my first meeting with a single female........who doesnt need many large dicks to be satisfied.....just somebody who can treat her nicely.......and who knows?
I may succeed to servive her soon with my small kebab......
So Mark you are safe as I am not working at the Kebab shop......lol
wiz
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Master of Sex
ill be too messed up to care wiz,have a good have a good meat! urp! jeez.
Sexlightened
It amazes me, that on here, users complain about others requesting people with specifc attributes... its quite hypocritical. its choice, choice to swing, choice to not sleep with someone you deem as fat or unattractive, choice to only have sex with a guy with an x" cock.
Although it does seem some specifications are more frowned upon by others... depending on whether they, or their friends, associate themselves with the specified (with negative connotations) group. It seems the politics of swinging has met the politics of the internet community.. ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by wiz57
Rachel
You can take the piss as long as you like,,,,,I do have a sense of humour....and I don't take things seriously. Life is too short for that.
Earlier you said ....Horses for courses.....and the site serves many....
Believe it or not it has served mine.....and tommorrow I am having my first meeting with a single female........who doesnt need many large dicks to be satisfied.....just somebody who can treat her nicely.......and who knows?
I may succeed to servive her soon with my small kebab......
So Mark you are safe as I am not working at the Kebab shop......lol
wiz
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There we go, Wiz - you got a result where many of the single guys here do not and just complain - good for you!
Looks like you may have some competition down there in Surrey, Mark
(best come down here more often -hint hint)
Rachel
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Master of Sex
crickey im hung like an arab stallion and wiz like a chinese mouse and he gets the goods....... its just not fair boo hoo boo hoo :cry: p:s rachel if your serious ill be and wherever.
Warming the Bed
Come on Rachel and Mark
Give me half a chance.......I only said that I have a meeting.........I didn't say I going for a shagg....... lol :lol: :lol:
I wil lonly start laoughing after I get my cake and she had my donner..........
I am not haching my eggs untill it happens.
BTW I had a few other answer from prostitutes, as I said before, but now I can't see their adverts around.........
Mark where in Surrey are you? I am in L/head
and Rachel sorry to dissapoint you but you can't use your strap on me.....I am still a virgin and I don't think I will want to loose it now!....LOL
Wiz57
xxx biggrin
Orgasminator
After seeing what a charming guy you can be now Whiz, I have no doubt you will charm the ladies knickers off.
Either way, it is only proper to wish you good luck - so good luck!
This has to the THE first time a guy posted here to say they didn't want me to use my strap-on on his ass!
Rachel
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Warming the Bed
i like smaller 1s as there more comfortable, bf only has a 5inch but he knows wat to do wi it, iv also had 8.5 inch n 5 is much better wink
By the way how big r u? redface
Warming the Bed
Quote by mark/surrey
youll see how big i am there. wink

not u, i want to no how big the guy is u posted the add
Actually, if you wanna be technical, "most ads" are posted by single straight guys and they aren't as a rule looking for 8 inches +. :silly:
Sorry, I couldn't resist. biggrin In seriousness, this is rather an academic discussion because nobody here's penis is getting any larger, and nobody's vagina is getting any smaller. If your tiny shrunken genitals don't do the job, then they don't do the job and you'll have to find a way to live with it. Likewise, if your huge thickly-veined trouser-trunk is making the more petite ladies flee in terror, likewise you'll have to somehow bare that burden. And if you can't find a penis that can satiate your bucket fanny, try a cucumber. Because we're all stuck with our bits as they are.
Still, I'm off to rub mine with snake-oil and hang a 12lb bowling ball from it, because you never know... cool
Warming the Bed
Quote by chick0074
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
Rachel
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Oh dear a woman admited that she likes small cock......LOL
So there is hope for small donner too.......LOL
wiz
xxx lol :lol: :lol:
Master of Sex
its what you do with it that counts, it does have its advantages being large.i used to paint mine differant clours in the winter and tie it around my neck,saves me buying a scarf.
Warming the Bed
Mark ta for PM
Still around waiting for that woman to turn up?
You should paint you cock different colours and charge accordingly...no good round your neck...LOL
PS Funny that this threat, which was so boring and now has 58 postings ......LOL
wiz
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Master of Sex
ive had one meet which was mindblowing but,its only made me want face it thats why im here.
Quote by chick0074
You're very new to swinging aren't you as well as this site.
A lot of women come quickly - either doing it to each other - or with a guy who knows what he's doing wth his cock. Especially if the cock is big.
It still doesn't change the issue - most of the ads - women looking for a guy to join them - want big cocks.
And you are still in here arguing against the reasons given. A man telling a woman what women want - as if you know better than us what we want or what satisfies us!
We are still yet to hear from the woman who like small cocks or te guy who wishes he had a smaller cock
Rachel
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Well !!!!!!
I've sat and read all the messages in this thread with great amusement and enjoymeant. It is REALLY nice to know that there are people who can take the piss and also know how to have the piss taken.
I have been around the site since February, so am by no means an "old hand", but have seen single guys come and go, (as is usually the case..............lol)
I've also seen couples and single fems come and go, but not with the same regularity as the single guys........(most single guys who join seem to just want an "easy lay".....and when they find that this site is not about that then they go on the prowl elsewhere)
I personally have found that a lot of women like my three inches, but then again, I've heard that a lot of women like it that WIDE...............................lol
This may be an old debate to a lot of you,well,its an old debate in the history of humankind come to that,but..as a thread I,ve read with a mixture of laughter and despair,a very funny discussion indeed! BUT..
I don't know what I am.I know I'm not King Dong but I seem to have mostly been as good as a man could have been for my much loved lover from years and yonks ago once amazed me when she said how BIG I was - I am?I replied, ,it wasn't faking it type talk or ego flattery,I never seek that.I even said to her you don't have to say that,but,she insisted,always did!
I feel sad that,due to falling below certain requirements of size and standards I'm well out of the frame for someone like Rachel,who sounds like a very special,exciting person to share an encounter with.
I'd love a threesome with Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts but the threesomes I've really had have been lovely xxx
And sometimes I was a great lover,and sometimes..
Not so great!Other than that girlfriend nobody has ever said I was too big/small,I was whatever I was that night/day I guess?
But I don't expect a size 8 or a size 14,a big bust,or a small bust,a Nymph or a Grandma(There's some sexy Grandmas around in their 40s/50s/60s!),just the pleasure and honour of sharing my take on these exquisite pleasures we each have within us with others..x