has no where near that! ive a few of his need to adjust your screen , learn to spell.
FWIW, lists the largest medically-verified penis in the world as 13.5 inches.
It's not directly relevent, but there's a few paragraphs about porn-star endowments at - I found the comment about gay porn-stars looking bigger because they're physically shorter to be especially fascinating.
What I want to know is... if you have a 16-inch penis, where do you keep it when not in use? Do you have to buy special pants or something?
May I remind you all of HarryO posting below?
Having viewed numerous thousands of postings since joining Swinging Heaven some years ago, may I point out a few items that may make your post more readable by others. Please bear in mind that the majority of swingers are in the 30+ age range and have had a good education by modern standards.
Please try and construct your sentences in plain English, not local slang or phone text.
Form sentences.
Punctuate your words correctly.
Form paragraphs.
Spell words correctly.
I appreciate that there may be some people who have difficulty seeing words correctly and that others may not have paid enough attention to lessons at school. However, with the aid of Word, WordPerfect or any other similar document producing programme, you can write out your 'Post' or advertisement first. Then check it for spelling and punctuation errors, prior to cutting and pasting it into one or more of 'The Forum' rooms.
A well written 'post' is far more likely to be read, than one with numerous errors, or which is produced as a thirty line block of letters with no punctuation or paragraphs. We all make mistakes, but there is no need to compound the error, when there are simple ways of avoiding or correcting them.
Please try typing your message out in one of the word processing programmes first, and count how many errors the spelling and grammar checking part of the programme picks up on. I do realise that many spell checking programmes are based on American English and a few errors may creep in here and there, but overall, it should improve your 'post'.
Harry0
Having written the above straight into a posting box, I bet there are a few faux pas.
Yes Mak all OK
Wiz
wasnt he in hawaii five o ?
surrey guy, im ok mate just tired.
apologies if my mannerism offended.
now we no the big penis of 14 and 17n is i knew anyway!
and yup ive no chance of rachel, im only part dreaming and part having a laugh, which in this world theres not enough of both!
just spotted this thread,as an infrequent visitor to this ,starts off at 8 inches,ends in excess of 14,thats going some!jhn holmes was a big guy,no doubt,but his fame stemmed from the fact he could get erect and shoot on cue,quite a feat in the un-erotic,pre viagra and crowded atmosphere of a porno viagra has made it possible for many donkey dicked would be porn stars to share the limelight,such as lexington loads of statistics and studies have been carried out over the years,is black bigger and is bigger better? well,wont comment on the black issue,but it does seem certain that a big boner is desirable,to guys and a knob the size of a thermos flask into a flange like a mouses ear maybe overthrill,it does regrettably seem that a fat 9 or 10 incher does hit the right places,no amount of gyrating our 7 inch weeners is going to £100 quid on a doc-johnson cyberskin pornstar replica dong,the one we favour is "black thunder" and you will get the picture!alternativly,flick through some erotic litrature,written by women for women,that will tell you more than any my part,well i've learned how to use me tongue and breathe through my ears!
wouldn't know about the cocaine,but hey,that was one mother of a chopper,i suppose something was needed to counteract the force of back to lee's origional point,dont get too hung up about it mate,ninety eight percent of those ads would be written by guys,wanting to see their wives being shagged by big boners,i'm not saying the ladies are complaining,but thats the simple truth.
its getting tedious.
im proud of what ive got and have found most women like it to.
i cant help what ive got neither can you.
im proud , so should you be.
if you have your health your doing well.
goodnight post.
its over.
Thanks Mark
yes that is what I would say too. Health is the most important thing in life.
As about my manhood I never had a problem or felt inadequate.
The only time I will be start getting worried it will be when I would not be able to raise to the occassion but now there is Viagra etc and I hope I will be going for years....LOL
I agree end of th eposting here.
wiz
Please dont write me off yet. I still want a smaller cock. Anyting over 6 inches just hurts my arse.
Its just i'm a bit busy being a skymonkee spaced or otherwise.
Chick0074..I hope that is ok and clear enough humour for you. I'll try and keep it bennyhillesque or you. :twisted:
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