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Wiltshire / SW social camp mk IV (21/22/23 September)

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ok, we have had two sugestions for the theme of this event, so lets take a vote.

Bikers & Biker Chicks
Pirates of Penzance
Neither, I don't do dressing up
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Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by varca
...Oohh and I finally get to try RPM's and UK's spicy offerings too ;)
You greedy cow! biggrin
Quote by winchwench
...Now the only thing left to address is the fact that RPM is above me in the list- I have an obligation to keep him in his place you know rolleyes
:roll: I'd better sand me plank then!
My pirate name is:
Iron Tom Vane
I tend to blend into the background occasionally because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arrrr!
Unknown User
Mine was
"Mad Jenny Vane"! :shock: you really are my hublet! :inlove:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Mine was
"Mad Jenny Vane"! :shock: you really are my hublet! :inlove:

fuck me... I'm off! bolt
Unknown User
My pirate name is..........Black Tom Rackham
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by diezel
Pete could i be tagged @ mo as a possibility.....if there is such a category wink

:thumbup:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Ooooh! Theres a river through the site- well, a canal- can I bring my blow up dingy pretty pretty please :bounce:
I've always wanted my very own "Jolly Roger" :giggle:

What sort of a Pirate are you rolleyes
The cannal is teeming with narrowboats and pleasure craft, we will board one, clap the crew in irons :rascal: have our wicked way with them :shock: and drink all thier grog drinkies
Never thought I'd have to give you lessons in Pirating Winchy :lol2:
Redpantherman
Sex God
:laughabove: :giggle: rotflmao :giggle: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
Ooooh! Theres a river through the site- well, a canal- can I bring my blow up dingy pretty pretty please :bounce:
I've always wanted my very own "Jolly Roger" :giggle:

What sort of a Pirate are you rolleyes
The cannal is teeming with narrowboats and pleasure craft, we will board one, clap the crew in irons :rascal: have our wicked way with them :shock: and drink all thier grog drinkies
Never thought I'd have to give you lessons in Pirating Winchy :lol2:
:doh:
Now why didn't I think of that? Ah, I remember....
1. Narrowboats travel at -2 MPH. Last week my pirating venture led me to hijack a train. Trouble was, it was on Saaarfend pier- and going nowhere. :roll: Next time I hijack anything, I'tll be faster than a speeding bullet.
2. The people who own/operate said narrowboats tend to wear a lot of beige. Elasticated roll ons do nothing for me sexually :roll: :roll:
3. Said people whilst wearing beige & operating said narrowboats tend to drink nothing more potent than Stones Ginger Wine.
4. Mine is made of RUBBER!!!! (although my leather jeans + rubber boat might be an issue lol)
5. Redpantherman wrote:
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:15 am Post subject:

Do you want a lift the whole way there? :dry:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Do you want a lift the whole way there? :dry:

:shock: Errrr... redface No... I was hoping we could make a few stops along the way... :twisted: passionkiss
MrsFC
Sex God
Wincy ! The way the weathers going, we'll have a huge swimming pool :twisted:
Blimey ! :shock: better get me costume sorted !
Unknown User
Quote by MrsFC
Wincy ! The way the weathers going, we'll have a huge swimming pool :twisted:
Blimey ! :shock: better get me costume sorted !

I have this vision of me doing my really 'ard pirate bit.....with armbands on! rotflmao
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Wincy ! The way the weathers going, we'll have a huge swimming pool :twisted:
Blimey ! :shock: better get me costume sorted !

I have this vision of me doing my really 'ard pirate bit.....with armbands on! rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
somehow I can tell your getting really excited :bounce:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Pity to miss this but I doubt we'll be there. Dai is away til the saturday sad
I hope you all have a great time kiss

:cry: :cry: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Ha, we have a dastardly plot, Winchy and her band of desperate Pirates are going to shanghai him whilst the rest of us fit the SS Golden Doubloon with shopping trolley wheels, then when we have Dai secured in the Chain Locker / Brig we will set sail for Wiltshire up the M4 :shock:
simple see, isenitt dunno
:lol2:
Having spoken to 'im indoors, we WILL be able to make the Saturday about teatime ( just in time for the food no doubt wink ) but we'll let you know soon
Best see to it you do then. I need my banana ration redface
Unknown User
Quote by MrsFC
Wincy ! The way the weathers going, we'll have a huge swimming pool :twisted:
Blimey ! :shock: better get me costume sorted !

I have this vision of me doing my really 'ard pirate bit.....with armbands on! rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
somehow I can tell your getting really excited :bounce:
Thats why we'll all need armbands redface
Unknown User
Quote by firelizard
Pity to miss this but I doubt we'll be there. Dai is away til the saturday sad
I hope you all have a great time kiss

:cry: :cry: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
Ha, we have a dastardly plot, Winchy and her band of desperate Pirates are going to shanghai him whilst the rest of us fit the SS Golden Doubloon with shopping trolley wheels, then when we have Dai secured in the Chain Locker / Brig we will set sail for Wiltshire up the M4 :shock:
simple see, isenitt dunno
:lol2:
Having spoken to 'im indoors, we WILL be able to make the Saturday about teatime ( just in time for the food no doubt wink ) but we'll let you know soon
Best see to it you do then. I need my banana ration redface
Only if you promise to feed me flakes in the back of the tent again :twisted:
Unknown User
Apparently I'm Dirty Davy Read, but I still ain't dressing up! cool
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by ukbeannie
Apparently I'm Dirty Davy Read, but I still ain't dressing up! cool

Awwwww go on, I'll even let you be Captain Slog :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by ukbeannie
Apparently I'm Dirty Davy Read, but I still ain't dressing up Without duress cool

:rascal:
If it's owt like being on a nudist beach with a bikini on- you'll feel more of a numpty if you don't lol
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
Apparently I'm Dirty Davy Read, but I still ain't dressing up Without duress cool

:rascal:
If it's owt like being on a nudist beach with a bikini on- you'll feel more of a numpty if you don't lol
i only ever attend nudist beaches in the nude! lol
Maybe I'll come as a castaway!
Unknown User
Sorry Pete, can you take me off the list for the time being please?
MrsFC
Sex God
Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:

Oooooeerr redface
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sorry Pete, can you take me off the list for the time being please?

Nope cool
Not yet anyway, I'll let you sleep on it fro a few days, if you still want it taken off then, text me kiss
oh and say hi wave to Dai for me lol
Unknown User
will speak to the boss and see if she wants to go then will ask ulot if its ok.
would be nice to meet some new m8's round here.
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Fragglerocks
will speak to the boss and see if she wants to go then will ask ulot if its ok.
would be nice to meet some new m8's round here.

If site history is anything to go by, I'm sure you will be made very welcome :thumbup:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:

Oooooeerr redface
I lurve banana and chocolate flake! :twisted:
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:

Oooooeerr redface
I lurve banana and chocolate flake! :twisted:
Really ! :giggle:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:

Oooooeerr redface
I lurve banana and chocolate flake! :twisted:
Really ! :giggle:
get a tent you three :lol2:
Seriously folks, theres gadzoodles of space left, so plenty of room for more names on the list :rascal:
MrsFC
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Gonna miss you Sassy sad Take care and it'll have to be me and Fire in the tent with the bannana and chocolate flake. :giggle:

Oooooeerr redface
I lurve banana and chocolate flake! :twisted:
Really ! :giggle:
get a tent you three :lol2:

rolleyes thats me told .......:giggle: anyone coming with me :rascal: