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Wiltshire / SW social camp mk IV (21/22/23 September)
ok, we have had two sugestions for the theme of this event, so lets take a vote.
Okeydokey......I started fashioning my 2nd ( 
) costume today. Ok, listen, yes I do NEED a second costume. The first one is what you might call "Practical Pirate day-time aparrel," and does indeed get used as such. And I already had it so girly rules say it doesn't count. :smug: Costume number 2 is more a "bend me over the cannon & splice me mainbrace" pirate slut outfit.
Anyway, trying to sort Mr W's bits & bobs out I came across this
And thought it might be useful for any of you brave souls coming in fancy dress. Now all I need to do is learn how to make a Cat'o'nine tales :shock:
I'm not taking this a little too seriously am I?
Oh, and who's gonna sing the "shiver my timbers" song from Muppet Treasure Island with me? I do love a frog in a Tricorn :inlove:
) costume today. Ok, listen, yes I do NEED a second costume. The first one is what you might call "Practical Pirate day-time aparrel," and does indeed get used as such. And I already had it so girly rules say it doesn't count. :smug: Costume number 2 is more a "bend me over the cannon & splice me mainbrace" pirate slut outfit.Anyway, trying to sort Mr W's bits & bobs out I came across this
And thought it might be useful for any of you brave souls coming in fancy dress. Now all I need to do is learn how to make a Cat'o'nine tales :shock:
I'm not taking this a little too seriously am I?
Oh, and who's gonna sing the "shiver my timbers" song from Muppet Treasure Island with me? I do love a frog in a Tricorn :inlove:
Sex God
That'll be me then Wenchy! although you'll have to teach me it first 
Sex God
Hidehi campers
Right, I think I've updated all the confirmees now.
I'm going to be out of town for a little while, so if there's any one i've missed out, or anyone else wishes to be added, please PM me and I'll deal with it when I come back. I'll also be sending out PM's with site details etc.
In the mean time, take care, stay safe and have fun
Right, I think I've updated all the confirmees now.
I'm going to be out of town for a little while, so if there's any one i've missed out, or anyone else wishes to be added, please PM me and I'll deal with it when I come back. I'll also be sending out PM's with site details etc.
In the mean time, take care, stay safe and have fun
Casanova
Sorry we cant make this now as have just been told that we have family visiting from oversea's that weekend and realy cant not be here.
We know you will all have a realy great time and are sorry we are gonna miss it :cry:
Nicky & Russell
xxxxx
We know you will all have a realy great time and are sorry we are gonna miss it :cry:
Nicky & Russell
xxxxx
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
Sorry we cant make this now as have just been told that we have family visiting from oversea's that weekend and realy cant not be here.
We know you will all have a realy great time and are sorry we are gonna miss it :cry:
Nicky & Russell
xxxxx
Aww, that’s a real shame, I was looking forward to the campfire recitals again.
Now what are we supposed to do to keep ourselves amused into the small wee hours
Quote by Stormwalker
Sorry we cant make this now as have just been told that we have family visiting from oversea's that weekend and realy cant not be here.
We know you will all have a realy great time and are sorry we are gonna miss it :cry:
Nicky & Russell
xxxxx
Aww, that’s a real shame, I was looking forward to the campfire recitals again.
Now what are we supposed to do to keep ourselves amused into the small wee hours
yes it is a shame I was looking forward to you and russ falling down the same hole again
Quote by Ukwineman
Sorry we cant make this now as have just been told that we have family visiting from oversea's that weekend and realy cant not be here.
We know you will all have a realy great time and are sorry we are gonna miss it :cry:
Nicky & Russell
xxxxx
Aww, that’s a real shame, I was looking forward to the campfire recitals again.
Now what are we supposed to do to keep ourselves amused into the small wee hours
yes it is a shame I was looking forward to you and russ falling down the same hole again
Er..........what hole?
are you sure that was me?
Stormy knows he didn't drink that much.......
did he?
OK, I am fu*$ed.
I have no tent. Have ordered one ( oh shurrup, I know I could've gone into town and got one) and it may not be here in time. I have no airbed anymore and I have no sleeping bag anymore. Don't blame me .. blame the floods.
Grrrrrr.
I am NOT pulling out but I will not be staying over. I shall come on Saturday dressed very non-pirate and enjoy your wonderful company for a few hours and then depart.
Don't argue with me.
I have no tent. Have ordered one ( oh shurrup, I know I could've gone into town and got one) and it may not be here in time. I have no airbed anymore and I have no sleeping bag anymore. Don't blame me .. blame the floods.
Grrrrrr.
I am NOT pulling out but I will not be staying over. I shall come on Saturday dressed very non-pirate and enjoy your wonderful company for a few hours and then depart.
Don't argue with me.
Excuses Excuses..........spare (easily erected 3 berth) tent on hand here if needed.
Sure someone can spare you a sleeping bag/airbed (bloody American wusses!)
Oh....btw.....did I mention that if he's not back in time, Pete has left you in my capable hands (as far as PM'ing the confirmees details etc).
Power corrupts........ :twisted:
Sure someone can spare you a sleeping bag/airbed (bloody American wusses!)
Oh....btw.....did I mention that if he's not back in time, Pete has left you in my capable hands (as far as PM'ing the confirmees details etc).
Power corrupts........ :twisted:
Quote by Thundercock
Sounds like fun - could drop in on Saturday/Sunday.
Cheers,
Peter
Ooops-almost missed this,
Hi Thunder-Pete will hopefully be back within the next few days.In the meantime, theres no harm in grovelling your arse off & telling me you'll bring me cups of tea to my tent in the mornings etc.
Then I'll get Pete to think about it :roflmao:
What?
Sex God
Quote by Abilene
OK, I am fu*$ed.
I have no tent. Have ordered one ( oh shurrup, I know I could've gone into town and got one) and it may not be here in time. I have no airbed anymore and I have no sleeping bag anymore. Don't blame me .. blame the floods.
Grrrrrr.
I am NOT pulling out but I will not be staying over. I shall come on Saturday dressed very non-pirate and enjoy your wonderful company for a few hours and then depart.
Don't argue with me.
We have a spare tent and a spare sleeping bag so no need to depart anywhere
Quote by Abilene
OK, I am fu*$ed.
I have no tent. Have ordered one ( oh shurrup, I know I could've gone into town and got one) and it may not be here in time. I have no airbed anymore and I have no sleeping bag anymore. Don't blame me .. blame the floods.
Grrrrrr.
I am NOT pulling out but I will not be staying over. I shall come on Saturday dressed very non-pirate and enjoy your wonderful company for a few hours and then depart.
Don't argue with me.
So that’s the never say die pioneer spirit is it……?
Righteee landlubbers, tis almost time!
In the abscence of Captain Pete- I call for MUTINY!
Erm, sorry- trying on the costume, getting a bit carried away!
What I meant to say was if Pete's not back tomorrow, I'll be sending out details of the campsite to the confirmees. You've not been forgotten about- although I think there are very few of you who don't already know where it is from last time, methinks.
16 sleeps :bounce:
In the abscence of Captain Pete- I call for MUTINY!
Erm, sorry- trying on the costume, getting a bit carried away!
What I meant to say was if Pete's not back tomorrow, I'll be sending out details of the campsite to the confirmees. You've not been forgotten about- although I think there are very few of you who don't already know where it is from last time, methinks.
16 sleeps :bounce:
Sex God
hello boys n girls
Thanks whinchy
hope everyone is well :thumbup:
I have just had confirmation from the site owners that the back field is all ours :bounce: so we can spread ourselves out a bit :rascal:
I am in the process of sorting out the PMs to send out with the details, so if anyone who is coming hasn't confirmed yet, could we do so soonest please as you'll want the directions, prices etc sooner rather than later
Am getting all :bounce: :bounce: now :lol2:
Thanks whinchy
hope everyone is well :thumbup:
I have just had confirmation from the site owners that the back field is all ours :bounce: so we can spread ourselves out a bit :rascal:
I am in the process of sorting out the PMs to send out with the details, so if anyone who is coming hasn't confirmed yet, could we do so soonest please as you'll want the directions, prices etc sooner rather than later
Am getting all :bounce: :bounce: now :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sorry Pete. Seems it's going to be too awkward to be there. Hope you all have a fantastic time, have a drink or 6 for me!
:cry:
Listen you, you're coming ok
and what's more, you're coming for the weekend :jagsatwork: its in the contract :small-print: and to get out of it you would have to perform very lewed sexual acts of an unatural nature on .... me :rascal:
ha, now we know she's coming :lol2:
:shock: what?
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Whincy? WHINCY?
Thats gratitude for you!
(OK, so it's a :bounce:, but cunningly disguised don't you think?
:shock: you see that yellow thing that looks shocked we thats my real face because i have just checked my diary, calander the orical(if that how you spell it) and you'll never bloody belive it................
We have no work shhhhhhhh (i have whispered so no one can hear cause i want to come camping) now can we bring the puppy dog is that ok
We have no work shhhhhhhh (i have whispered so no one can hear cause i want to come camping) now can we bring the puppy dog is that ok
Sexlightened
Quote by felixx1416
:shock: you see that yellow thing that looks shocked we thats my real face because i have just checked my diary, calander the orical(if that how you spell it) and you'll never bloody belive it................
We have no work shhhhhhhh (i have whispered so no one can hear cause i want to come camping) now can we bring the puppy dog is that ok
WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO
Quote by felixx1416
:shock: you see that yellow thing that looks shocked we thats my real face because i have just checked my diary, calander the orical(if that how you spell it) and you'll never bloody belive it................
:bounce:!!!!
>>>>>>Yum......Puppy dog! :lickface:
We have no work shhhhhhhh (i have whispered so no one can hear cause i want to come camping) now can we bring the puppy dog is that ok
Quote by winchwench
:shock: you see that yellow thing that looks shocked we thats my real face because i have just checked my diary, calander the orical(if that how you spell it) and you'll never bloody belive it................
:bounce:!!!!
>>>>>>Yum......Puppy dog! :lickface:
We have no work shhhhhhhh (i have whispered so no one can hear cause i want to come camping) now can we bring the puppy dog is that ok
:shock: what do you intended to do to my puppy?
