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Wiltshire / SW social camp mk IV (21/22/23 September)
ok, we have had two sugestions for the theme of this event, so lets take a vote.
Sex God
Step away from the barbie Puppy!
Whincy has scared the bejezus outta me by informing me in no uncertain terms that Pirates didn't use planks - that idea was the toned down version of events made for TV! :shock: At great risk to myself & a fond desire NOT to have my bits taken out & nailed to a mast...
fuck me if she will find one in the middle of a field :dunno:...as I was saying, the missus has ordered me to this up!
Quote by Pete_sw
Sorry Pete. Seems it's going to be too awkward to be there. Hope you all have a fantastic time, have a drink or 6 for me!
:cry:
Listen you, you're coming ok
and what's more, you're coming for the weekend :jagsatwork: its in the contract :small-print: and to get out of it you would have to perform very lewed sexual acts of an unatural nature on .... me :rascal:
ha, now we know she's coming :lol2:
:shock: what?
Alright already! I'll be there! Sheesh!! :giggle:
SOMEONE'S got to make the banana flakes I guess
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sorry Pete. Seems it's going to be too awkward to be there. Hope you all have a fantastic time, have a drink or 6 for me!
:cry:
Listen you, you're coming ok
and what's more, you're coming for the weekend :jagsatwork: its in the contract :small-print: and to get out of it you would have to perform very lewed sexual acts of an unatural nature on .... me :rascal:
ha, now we know she's coming :lol2:
:shock: what?
Alright already! I'll be there! Sheesh!! :giggle:
SOMEONE'S got to make the banana flakes I guess
Reporting for duty ma'am
:twisted: Quote by Columbia123
hi everyone,
Drewxcore has been in touch with me and asked me to let you know that due to circumstances beyond his control he will be unable to make it and sends his apologies
Columbia xxx
Aww, thats a shame- I was gonna get him to make me a cocktail or two!
Sassy-Seren
PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:05 pm Post subject:
firelizard wrote:
Reporting for duty ma'am icon_
would that be feeding me chocolate in the back of the tent duty or keeping lonesome old me warm later? icon_
or both? icon_
>>>>>>winchy's salivating! :rascal:
Sex God
hello everyone 
OK i have sent out the info PM's anyone else who's coming but not had the info yet PM me asap please.
:bounce: woooooooohooooo, not long now
cant wait :rascal:
OK i have sent out the info PM's anyone else who's coming but not had the info yet PM me asap please.
:bounce: woooooooohooooo, not long now
cant wait :rascal:
Quote by varca
Im not envious or anything, nope, not me
lp
Aww, so wish you you were coming! :therethere:
Me too
thankyou Ladies...
probably for the best though... illusions shattered and all that hehe
e n j o y y y y y
lp
.. and anyway,how far away is the South West that it needs *flights* to get there?
Quote by LondonPlaything
Im not envious or anything, nope, not me
lp
Aww, so wish you you were coming! :therethere:
Me too
thankyou Ladies...
probably for the best though... illusions shattered and all that hehe
e n j o y y y y y
lp
.. and anyway,how far away is the South West that it needs *flights* to get there?
From us, it's 172 miles- and I do believe it's across at least 2 time zones to the place where the people ride tractors & chew straw...
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
ok well looking good so i'm going to confirm :bounce:
I will have firepit with me, so some more expert than me fire wood collectors needed ( i just start it and keep it going :haha: )
Not sure if i need to ask but will anyway, Does everyone want me to make a chilli ???
Yoooooooooooooou betcha ! :bounce:
Quote by varca
.. and anyway,how far away is the South West that it needs *flights* to get there?
Wellll you see it’s 135 miles, so by Winchy’s reckoning I must be heading into Time zone 2 :lol2:, nearly 5 hours by train, 3 changes of station…. And you’ve never seen me trying to negotiate trying to get from one platform to another, even trying to work out which platform I need to be on have ya???
:lol2: Add to that, me trying to travel light which is impossible :roll:, hauling stuff on and off trains…. Then the shop bit to get a butty and a drink is half a mile down the train cos I always pick the carriage which is furthest away :roll: Let’s just say it’s safer for Virgin Staff and the public in general if I fly!! :lol2:Whereas Southwest Air promise to deliver me, relaxed and unscathed within an hour to Bristol Airport :happy: My lovely man will then pick me up from said Airport and deposit me 40 mins later at a picturesque canalside campsite where Winchy will be getting it in the rear, Wino will be hotting things up with his chilli and Sassy and Fire will be ‘flaking’ by this time ;) and I just have to figure out where I am going to plug in my hairdryer??? :giggle:
just make sure your not in the canal when you plug it in :giggle:
Quote by varca
.. and anyway,how far away is the South West that it needs *flights* to get there?
Wellll you see it’s 135 miles, so by Winchy’s reckoning I must be heading into Time zone 2 :lol2:, nearly 5 hours by train, 3 changes of station…. And you’ve never seen me trying to negotiate trying to get from one platform to another, even trying to work out which platform I need to be on have ya???
:lol2: Add to that, me trying to travel light which is impossible :roll:, hauling stuff on and off trains…. Then the shop bit to get a butty and a drink is half a mile down the train cos I always pick the carriage which is furthest away :roll: Let’s just say it’s safer for Virgin Staff and the public in general if I fly!! :lol2:Whereas Southwest Air promise to deliver me, relaxed and unscathed within an hour to Bristol Airport :happy: My lovely man will then pick me up from said Airport and deposit me 40 mins later at a picturesque canalside campsite where Winchy will be getting it in the rear, Wino will be hotting things up with his chilli and Sassy and Fire will be ‘flaking’ by this time ;) and I just have to figure out where I am going to plug in my hairdryer??? :giggle:
just make sure your not in the canal when you plug it in :giggle:
Now there's a thought.... just how far away fom the canal are we??? :eeek: I mean, what if I was to have too much red and then get a little lost on my way back from doing what comes naturally behind the bushes.... and I ended up all wet.... :giggle:
And watch out for the duckpond which is on a direct path between the campsite and the toilets :shock:
Quote by Cherrytree
.. and anyway,how far away is the South West that it needs *flights* to get there?
Wellll you see it’s 135 miles, so by Winchy’s reckoning I must be heading into Time zone 2 :lol2:, nearly 5 hours by train, 3 changes of station…. And you’ve never seen me trying to negotiate trying to get from one platform to another, even trying to work out which platform I need to be on have ya???
:lol2: Add to that, me trying to travel light which is impossible :roll:, hauling stuff on and off trains…. Then the shop bit to get a butty and a drink is half a mile down the train cos I always pick the carriage which is furthest away :roll: Let’s just say it’s safer for Virgin Staff and the public in general if I fly!! :lol2:Whereas Southwest Air promise to deliver me, relaxed and unscathed within an hour to Bristol Airport :happy: My lovely man will then pick me up from said Airport and deposit me 40 mins later at a picturesque canalside campsite where Winchy will be getting it in the rear, Wino will be hotting things up with his chilli and Sassy and Fire will be ‘flaking’ by this time ;) and I just have to figure out where I am going to plug in my hairdryer??? :giggle:
just make sure your not in the canal when you plug it in :giggle:
Now there's a thought.... just how far away fom the canal are we??? :eeek: I mean, what if I was to have too much red and then get a little lost on my way back from doing what comes naturally behind the bushes.... and I ended up all wet.... :giggle:
And watch out for the duckpond which is on a direct path between the campsite and the toilets :shock:
unless of course you decided to use the corn field right next to where we camp...... then all you have to do is make sure you dont wee on the electricity pylon :shock:
Quote by varca
.. and anyway,how far away is the South West that it needs *flights* to get there?
Wellll you see it’s 135 miles, so by Winchy’s reckoning I must be heading into Time zone 2 :lol2:, nearly 5 hours by train, 3 changes of station…. And you’ve never seen me trying to negotiate trying to get from one platform to another, even trying to work out which platform I need to be on have ya???
:lol2: Add to that, me trying to travel light which is impossible :roll:, hauling stuff on and off trains…. Then the shop bit to get a butty and a drink is half a mile down the train cos I always pick the carriage which is furthest away :roll: Let’s just say it’s safer for Virgin Staff and the public in general if I fly!! :lol2:Whereas Southwest Air promise to deliver me, relaxed and unscathed within an hour to Bristol Airport :happy: My lovely man will then pick me up from said Airport and deposit me 40 mins later at a picturesque canalside campsite where Winchy will be getting it in the rear, Wino will be hotting things up with his chilli and Sassy and Fire will be ‘flaking’ by this time ;) and I just have to figure out where I am going to plug in my hairdryer??? :giggle:
just make sure your not in the canal when you plug it in :giggle:
Now there's a thought.... just how far away fom the canal are we??? :eeek: I mean, what if I was to have too much redand then get a little lost on my way back from doing what comes naturally behind the bushes.... and I ended up all wet.... :giggle:
Does he know what you plan on doing to him yet?
Duckpond? No-one mentioned a duck pond! :scared:
Quote by winchwench
.. and anyway,how far away is the South West that it needs *flights* to get there?
Wellll you see it’s 135 miles, so by Winchy’s reckoning I must be heading into Time zone 2 :lol2:, nearly 5 hours by train, 3 changes of station…. And you’ve never seen me trying to negotiate trying to get from one platform to another, even trying to work out which platform I need to be on have ya???
:lol2: Add to that, me trying to travel light which is impossible :roll:, hauling stuff on and off trains…. Then the shop bit to get a butty and a drink is half a mile down the train cos I always pick the carriage which is furthest away :roll: Let’s just say it’s safer for Virgin Staff and the public in general if I fly!! :lol2:Whereas Southwest Air promise to deliver me, relaxed and unscathed within an hour to Bristol Airport :happy: My lovely man will then pick me up from said Airport and deposit me 40 mins later at a picturesque canalside campsite where Winchy will be getting it in the rear, Wino will be hotting things up with his chilli and Sassy and Fire will be ‘flaking’ by this time ;) and I just have to figure out where I am going to plug in my hairdryer??? :giggle:
just make sure your not in the canal when you plug it in :giggle:
Now there's a thought.... just how far away fom the canal are we??? :eeek: I mean, what if I was to have too much redand then get a little lost on my way back from doing what comes naturally behind the bushes.... and I ended up all wet.... :giggle:
Does he know what you plan on doing to him yet?
Duckpond? No-one mentioned a duck pond! :scared:
Fear not wenchy, I’ll protect you from a good ducking
Phew! TY Stormy 
In the meantime.......I have questions! :jagsatwork:
Right- we're seasoned campers, and have all the gear we might need (apart from tent pegs- who the feck has been stealing all the tent pegs?!?!) but as it's just for a weekend would like to whittle it down to the essentials.
Firstly, when I replenish the tent pegs (
) can anyone who went to the last one remember if the ground was ok for normal pegs? I remember one trip to Scotland when we needed Bruce Willis' drill from "Armageddon"
Secondly, again to those who've been before- what's the deal with food? I have a vague recollection of a kitty before- but I also know Winey's doing a chilli....other than that do we cook our own stuff? Or do it communally? :shock:
Shall we bring a gazebo for cooking under if it's inclement?
BTW- remember, I'm holding RPM's spicy chicken to ransom......the ransom is to be paid in Rum......:twisted:
Heeeeelp!
XX Winchy XX
In the meantime.......I have questions! :jagsatwork:
Right- we're seasoned campers, and have all the gear we might need (apart from tent pegs- who the feck has been stealing all the tent pegs?!?!) but as it's just for a weekend would like to whittle it down to the essentials.
Firstly, when I replenish the tent pegs (
) can anyone who went to the last one remember if the ground was ok for normal pegs? I remember one trip to Scotland when we needed Bruce Willis' drill from "Armageddon" Secondly, again to those who've been before- what's the deal with food? I have a vague recollection of a kitty before- but I also know Winey's doing a chilli....other than that do we cook our own stuff? Or do it communally? :shock:
Shall we bring a gazebo for cooking under if it's inclement?
BTW- remember, I'm holding RPM's spicy chicken to ransom......the ransom is to be paid in Rum......:twisted:
Heeeeelp!
XX Winchy XX
