Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Wiltshire / SW social camp mk IV (21/22/23 September)

last reply
237 replies
9.6k views
0 watchers
0 likes

ok, we have had two sugestions for the theme of this event, so lets take a vote.

Bikers & Biker Chicks
Pirates of Penzance
Neither, I don't do dressing up
Results
MrsFC
Sex God
wincy, last time we all went communal :giggle: A kitty was set up and some of us girlies went on the rampage to feed the hungry mouths..........bonus was chilli was also had ! Couldn't make me mind up, what I should eat and had a taste of all redface
As for pegs rolleyes I recall the ground wasn't too bad, but I owe Petey some pegs.
Got a bit heavy handed with :roll: he ol hammer
Can't wait !!! not long now and I'm kitted out cool Has anyone else decided to dress up ? :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by MrsFC
wincy, last time we all went communal :giggle: A kitty was set up and some of us girlies went on the rampage to feed the hungry mouths..........bonus was chilli was also had ! Couldn't make me mind up, what I should eat and had a taste of all redface
As for pegs rolleyes I recall the ground wasn't too bad, but I owe Petey some pegs.
Got a bit heavy handed with :roll: he ol hammer
Can't wait !!! not long now and I'm kitted out cool Has anyone else decided to dress up ? :twisted:

Muchios Grassyarse (it's a camping thing!)
Dressing up? Hell yes- although I was beginning to think we were the only ones! :shock: Glad to hear we're not alone wink
* Actually come to think of it, it looks like I'll be half dressed up. Mr W's trousers no longer go with his coat, so he's probably nicking my leather jeans FFS!
Prepare for a bottomless pirate! lol
Redpantherman
Sex God
What does red do behind the bushes?
Why is my spicy chicken being held to ransom?
Since when did a gazebo do cooking if it's inclement?
Too many questions.... I'm going back to bed!
redface
Unknown User
Quote by redpantherman
What does red do behind the bushes?Hide from big cats & get a prickly arse
Why is my spicy chicken being held to ransom?
Erm, Piraterolleyes
Since when did a gazebo do cooking if it's inclement?
It did say under, blondie :dry:
Too many questions.... I'm going back to bed!
redface

Good, a man who knows his place!
Unknown User
:shock: its this weekend :bounce:
and the forcast just got better too :bounce:
There is just one very important thing on Saturday.......
RUGBY SO WHERES THE NEAREST PUB TO WATCH IT??????
Unknown User
Quote by Ukwineman
:shock: its this weekend :bounce:
and the forcast just got better too :bounce:
There is just one very important thing on Saturday.......
RUGBY SO WHERES THE NEAREST PUB TO WATCH IT??????

Dunno- but while you muppets watch bloke's with odd shaped balls........we'll be having fun flipa

Just make sure you're back in good time to make my dinner :giggle:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
:shock: its this weekend :bounce:
and the forcast just got better too :bounce:
There is just one very important thing on Saturday.......
RUGBY SO WHERES THE NEAREST PUB TO WATCH IT??????

Dunno- but while you muppets watch bloke's with odd shaped balls........we'll be having fun flipa

Just make sure you're back in good time to make my dinner :giggle:
Not wiv us fellas watchin the rugby you wont! :giggle:
I call for mutiny!!!
what say ye lads??!!!
Unknown User
Quote by redpantherman
:shock: its this weekend :bounce:
and the forcast just got better too :bounce:
There is just one very important thing on Saturday.......
RUGBY SO WHERES THE NEAREST PUB TO WATCH IT??????

Dunno- but while you muppets watch bloke's with odd shaped balls........we'll be having fun flipa

Just make sure you're back in good time to make my dinner :giggle:
Not wiv us fellas watchin the rugby you wont! :giggle:
I call for mutiny!!!
what say ye lads??!!!
Yep mutiny sounds good to me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
We can keep the chilli and the spicey chicken to us men folk then :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Unknown User
Quote by Ukwineman
:shock: its this weekend :bounce:
and the forcast just got better too :bounce:
There is just one very important thing on Saturday.......
RUGBY SO WHERES THE NEAREST PUB TO WATCH IT??????

Dunno- but while you muppets watch bloke's with odd shaped balls........we'll be having fun flipa

Just make sure you're back in good time to make my dinner :giggle:
Not wiv us fellas watchin the rugby you wont! :giggle:
I call for mutiny!!!
what say ye lads??!!!
Yep mutiny sounds good to me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
We can keep the chilli and the spicey chicken to us men folk then :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Guess who'se car the spicy chicken is travelling in?
Said chicken is already being held to ransom......
And perhaps you'd better ask RPM to enlighten you about pirate punishment......plank walking was invented so as not to scare filmgoers.....the reality is much, much worse. :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
:shock: its this weekend :bounce:
and the forcast just got better too :bounce:
There is just one very important thing on Saturday.......
RUGBY SO WHERES THE NEAREST PUB TO WATCH IT??????

Dunno- but while you muppets watch bloke's with odd shaped balls........we'll be having fun flipa

Just make sure you're back in good time to make my dinner :giggle:
Not wiv us fellas watchin the rugby you wont! :giggle:
I call for mutiny!!!
what say ye lads??!!!
Yep mutiny sounds good to me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
We can keep the chilli and the spicey chicken to us men folk then :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Guess who'se car the spicy chicken is travelling in?
Said chicken is already being held to ransom......
And perhaps you'd better ask RPM to enlighten you about pirate punishment......plank walking was invented so as not to scare filmgoers.....the reality is much, much worse. :twisted:
RPM would you like me to swing by London to pick you and said chicken up rotflmao
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
:shock: its this weekend :bounce:
and the forcast just got better too :bounce:
There is just one very important thing on Saturday.......
RUGBY SO WHERES THE NEAREST PUB TO WATCH IT??????

Dunno- but while you muppets watch bloke's with odd shaped balls........we'll be having fun flipa

Just make sure you're back in good time to make my dinner :giggle:
Not wiv us fellas watchin the rugby you wont!:giggle:
I call for mutiny!!!
what say ye lads??!!!
Oh yes she will :twisted: :grin: who needs fellas :P
Unknown User
Pete has some great news everyone!
He's having a sex change & marrying a hamster!
That's what happens when you leave girls guessing pete! wink
Firelizard
Sex God
Noooo I thought we said he was going to dress up as a hampster and get married confused:
Unknown User
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Noooo I thought we said he was going to dress up as a hampster and get married confused:

Wasn’t he dressed as a hamster the last time we saw him? :huh:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Well this Hamster is feeling rather smug right now :rascal:
Pete_sw
Sex God
Hi folks wave
Right then, to business :jagsatwork:
Firstly could any of you who have booked in with the site chuck me a quick pm and let me know, ta :thumbup:
Camp logistics:
I will be bringing the large frame tent again to use as field kitchen and store house, I don't have a ground sheet for it though so if anyone has a spare it will help to keep stuff from getting damp.
I will also be bringing a 2 ring camping cooker which has a small grill for toast etc and the big bbq for communal use and the communal bbq which I thought we could have on Saturday night if everyone agrees but more on that later.
I am hoping that Winey is still on for bringing the fire pit and chilly and RPM the spicy chicken. :rascal:
What we need are logs, and plenty of them, i have quite a bit of cordwood here but unfortunately my saw is kaput so unless someone has a small chainsaw they can bring it won't do us much good. So if anyone fancies picking up a bag of logs along the way please do. One word of warning though, make sure they are seasoned, we had a hell of a job with some unseasoned wood the last time :whistle:
Someone mentioned Gazebos, great idea :thumbup:, the more we can get the better, string em all together and it'll give us a communal sitting, eating drinkies place, even if it doesn’t rain, the dew is quite heavy this time of year.
I suggest everyone brings wellies or boots just in case and i would suggest water proof macs rather than brollies as brollies seem to have a habit of turning inside out around here (it can get quite windy, especially if Stormy gets on the beans again rolleyes )
nosh / food n drink:
My suggestion would be that we all do our own for the most part but have a whip round and send the giggling girls of to the supermarket (god help em) to get supplies for a communal BBQ on Saturday evening. Open to suggestions on this, let me know what you all think.
I have no way of providing music, so if anyone has a disky playing thingy that runs on batts or an ipod with speakers feel free to bring it. My music collection is virtually non existent so feel free to bring some sounds, that way we'll have a good selection that caters for all tastes. If there are any budding musicians among you, feel free to bring your instrument :shock: and we'll have a sing song, no comments from you lot about my last contribution thank you redface
well i guess that’s about it, I will be on site hopefully mid to late afternoon on Friday as i have quite a bit to do in the morning, if you arrive on site before i get there, just drive down to the house and the guys there will sort you out.
:bounce: really looking forward to this one, see you all there kiss
:wave:
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
I am hoping that Winey is still on for bringing the fire pit and chilly and RPM the spicy chicken. :rascal:

Firepit/chilli and large tarpalin we used last time is ready to roll :thumbup:
Unknown User
Someone? Someone? Yeah, twas me. Gazebo on its way (bog standard one though so the more the merrier.
Pete- we're bringing a two burner as well, so it'll help with the morning coffes/butties to have two on the go. Will bring a large kettle too.
We have a 5 by 4 ish groundsheet, which might help.
If there is a "giggling girlie outing to the supermarket" can we make 'em go in costume please? :giggle:
What? dunno I'm not a feckin girlie! I'll slit the throat of any mutinous, mangy lubber who dares to suggest such a thing!
I also have a copy of "pirates".....the adult movie. If anyone thinks it might be a giggle to put this on- let me know. Especially if they have a twin screen portable player- someone (thanks mr W) fried the battery on ours.
rolleyes
It will not rain.
Unknown User
oh and just packed the chainsaw too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Anyone want to try and make me walk the plank now flipa
Unknown User
Quote by Ukwineman
oh and just packed the chainsaw too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Anyone want to try and make me walk the plank now flipa

Aye. After I've attacked it with a yer chainsaw.
And I've telled ye already, walking planks is fer girls & lubbers.
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman

I am hoping that Winey is still on for bringing the fire pit and chilly and RPM the spicy chicken. :rascal:

Firepit/chilli and large tarpalin we used last time is ready to roll :thumbup:
good on ya me harty :thumbup:
Quote by winchwench
Someone? Someone? Yeah, twas me. Gazebo on its way (bog standard one though so the more the merrier. Well done Bosun Winchey :thumbup:
Pete- we're bringing a two burner as well, so it'll help with the morning coffes/butties to have two on the go. Will bring a large kettle too.
We have a 5 by 4 ish groundsheet, which might help.
Great stuff, it it'll all come in very handy
If there is a "giggling girlie outing to the supermarket" can we make 'em go in costume please? :giggle:
Brilliant idea :thumbup: and as Bosun of the 'Flying Swinger' it is of course your duty to lead this raiding party, and if the girls are going in costume, I will have to tag along, security you understand, nothing to do with falling around laughing at the looks on peoples faces in the local morrisons rotflmao
What? dunno I'm not a feckin girlie! I'll slit the throat of any mutinous, mangy lubber who dares to suggest such a thing!
I also have a copy of "pirates".....the adult movie. If anyone thinks it might be a giggle to put this on- let me know. Especially if they have a twin screen portable player- someone (thanks mr W) fried the battery on ours.
rolleyes
It will not rain.

Quote by Ukwineman
oh and just packed the chainsaw too

Ah well done that man, promoted to second mate, a visit to chateux perkins will have to be organised to deal with said cordwood :cheers:
Pete_sw
Sex God
OMG :shock: :shock: :shock:
I just thought, we need a flag, emergency call for a Jolly Roger
dunno what? what do you mean who'd have one of those? with this lot? probably all of them :lol2:
Unknown User
Shuttup. It's only a small Jolly Roger.
redface
And it's not technically mine, it belongs to one of the kids.
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Shuttup. It's only a small Jolly Roger.
redface
And it's not technically mine, it belongs to one of the kids.

thats what they all say :giggle:
anais
Sex God
Im really jealous!! Sounds like fun smile
Have fun everyone...............and hope the weather is kind to you all kiss
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by anais
Im really jealous!! Sounds like fun smile
Have fun everyone...............and hope the weather is kind to you all kiss

Still plenty of room if ya change your mind wink
Thanks hun, I'm sure we'll have a blast :kiss:
lyns
Sex God
Quote by anais
Im really jealous!! Sounds like fun smile
Have fun everyone...............and hope the weather is kind to you all kiss

Was thinking the same anais. Really wish we could of made it, maybe next time?.
Have fun guys lol