hmmmmmmm do i go up north enough?????
you may have another southerner to join you in your forray north of the gap.......but will let you know for sure nearer the time.
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Wishmaster's Whistle Stop Tour of the North
Sex God
Come and say Hi when you get to Manchester. Any excuse to go and drink, I'll be there!
Sex God
Quote by mistress_sassy
Come and say Hi when you get to Manchester. Any excuse to go and drink, I'll be there!
Well I can confirm that! This one would turn up at the opening of an envelope!
ps. Sassy get yr backside south sometime!
Sex God
I may do wishy, but I'll let you into a little secret......... I'm a virgin! :shock: Well a partners virgin anyway, so you may have to hold my hand and ease me in gently so to speak!
Oi mrsgenherts, ya cheeky cow, I'll have you know I am very in demand for social events, it's not my fault i'm so popular!
Anyway, I promise that I will come down south before the end of October, see you heard it here first folks, the northern trollop will be touring soon. Keep and eye out for dates of appearances nearer the time!
Me...drink..ing...... I have not......not much anyway....... I couldn't sleep........
Oi mrsgenherts, ya cheeky cow, I'll have you know I am very in demand for social events, it's not my fault i'm so popular!
Anyway, I promise that I will come down south before the end of October, see you heard it here first folks, the northern trollop will be touring soon. Keep and eye out for dates of appearances nearer the time!
Me...drink..ing...... I have not......not much anyway....... I couldn't sleep........
Warming the Bed
Hey Wishy, don't forget to pop in for coffee on your way past Huddersfield before you venture over the Pennines. 
I might even see you in one of the clubs if I ever pluck up the courage to go :confused2:
I might even see you in one of the clubs if I ever pluck up the courage to go :confused2:
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
Well I been thinking.... if we do the bingo and the fete we might pick up a couple of grannies to take to Liasons with us .... the thing with shagging grannies though is finding the right wrinkle.... but you got more experience than me at that so I'll leave them in your capable arthritic hands...... hehehe
ermmmmm nothing wrong with us grannies tyvm :shock:
Quote by Vicky_uk
Well I been thinking.... if we do the bingo and the fete we might pick up a couple of grannies to take to Liasons with us .... the thing with shagging grannies though is finding the right wrinkle.... but you got more experience than me at that so I'll leave them in your capable arthritic hands...... hehehe
ermmmmm nothing wrong with us grannies tyvm :shock:
Was just thinking the same thing Vicky
Warming the Bed
Quote by Wishmaster
I assume you will be travelling down the M6 towards Brum on the Monday of your tour? If you are going past Stoke/Stafford about lunch time give me a shout and we could have a beer and a bite to eat, help you to break up your journey?
Tom
:cheers:
Hi Tom,
Yes, I will be travelling past Stoke - stopping in Stoke too I hope.... so I'll be in touch nearer the time m8 and we'll hook up for a pint.
Cheers
STOKE Wishy :shock: :shock: :shock: are you feckin mad :silly:
Feckin STOKE :shock: :shock: :shock: best thing you can do when ya get to stoke wishy is keep goin mate
:bolt: ya may never get out again if ya stop in stoke :upset: :upset: 
:rotflmao: Sex God
:laughabove: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The A50 / A500 is a mavellous road, it just takes you straight through no stopping, you'd never even know you were there!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: The A50 / A500 is a mavellous road, it just takes you straight through no stopping, you'd never even know you were there!
Quote by stoke-cpl
I assume you will be travelling down the M6 towards Brum on the Monday of your tour? If you are going past Stoke/Stafford about lunch time give me a shout and we could have a beer and a bite to eat, help you to break up your journey?
Tom
:cheers:
Hi Tom,
Yes, I will be travelling past Stoke - stopping in Stoke too I hope.... so I'll be in touch nearer the time m8 and we'll hook up for a pint.
Cheers
STOKE Wishy :shock: :shock: :shock: are you feckin mad :silly:
Feckin STOKE :shock: :shock: :shock: best thing you can do when ya get to stoke wishy is keep goin mate
:bolt: ya may never get out again if ya stop in stoke :upset: :upset: :rotflmao:Well the plan was to stop by and have a fiddle with Mrs Stoke-cpl but if it's as bad as you say then have her waiting by the side of the road and I'll have a quick grope as I zoom past ...... pmsl.....
Orgasminator
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