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World Naked Biycle Ride in London - photo attached

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HarryJones
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Is anyone else joining in on a particular bicycle ride in London this Saturday.
I am planning too and would be great to meet any members who are likewise - pm me if you have no idea what the hell I am on about - not saying any more just in case I unintentionally upset any mods.
Regards
Harry Jones
HarryJones
Sex God
Ermm so thats me on my own again - starts doing his Eric Carmen impersonation lol
If the ride scares you could always have a drink instead.
Harry
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Quote by HarryJones
Ermm so thats me on my own again - starts doing his Eric Carmen impersonation lol
If the ride scares you could always have a drink instead.
Harry

haha
I think Ive just realised which bike you mean Harry!! :shock:
sadly... my sadle would be a tad to pointy in those conditions... if I have the right event in mind!
lp
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
Ermm so thats me on my own again - starts doing his Eric Carmen impersonation lol
If the ride scares you could always have a drink instead.
Harry

haha
I think Ive just realised which bike you mean Harry!! :shock:
sadly... my sadle would be a tad to pointy in those conditions... if I have the right event in mind!
lp
Yes that is the one - grin and bare it man :!:
Regards
Harry Jones
swing_fun_cpl
Casanova
:shock: Sod that lol
Good luck harry have fun, hope you have one of those nice gel seat's smile and fingers crossed the weather picks up for you!
Nicky
Unknown User
Sitting naked on a bicycle saddle? :shock:
Stuff THAT for a game of tiddlywinks! If I got horny, I'd be sliding off the seat everytime I put the brakes on! redface
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
:shock: Sod that lol
Good luck harry have fun, hope you have one of those nice gel seat's smile and fingers crossed the weather picks up for you!
Nicky

The bicycle was given to me - its pretty old and I can't recall what the saddle is like but I know its not good :lol: According to BBC weather its going to be hot but pissing it down.
Compared to tonight this means my luck is getting better :!:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sitting naked on a bicycle saddle? :shock:
Stuff THAT for a game of tiddlywinks! If I got horny, I'd be sliding off the seat everytime I put the brakes on! redface

Just come and pedal next to me then you would be guaranteed not to get horny :cry:
Regards
Harry Jones
HarryJones
Sex God
Ive overslept!!!!!! Wont get to my fav pub on the way and even getting to the event at all looks dodgy :cry:
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Harry Jones
HarryJones
Sex God
Never made my fav pub but...
Fortunately the M11 was fairly clear and due to some rather nifty driving whilst still maintaining a good gap between me and the car in front (albeit at an average speed of 96mph :shock: ) I arrived at my chosen train station in not too bad time, parked up, rushed into station to buy a car park ticket only to find out that despite the train company website saying there was a car park it was for season holders only evil
The lady in the ticket office told me I could get parked up road, belted up there, got parked, grabbed bicycle out of car then pedalled at speed to the station with no helmet on (something I never do but I had to catch that train or would have missed the ride). Bought ticket and caught train by skin of my teeth.
Stripped my t-shirt off on train to apply suntan lotion as I knew I would have no time when I arrived, got some very funny looks off all the women on the train - most of whom took too looking out the window instead.
Arrived at Liverpool Street Station and set off pedalling with just 30 mins to get to Hyde Park. Was making good time then I hit Oxford Street - wall to wall buses, suicidal pedestrians and red lights every 30 yards.
The event was 3pm arrival for a departure. At I was being given a bollicking by a police officer for weaving through some cones to cycle down a closed off park lane, fortunately by utilising my good manners and explaining I was lost on my way to the ride I got away with it. As I arrived, everyone was stripped for action so I'd blown my chances to chat up any grannies. At this stage I hadn't had a pee since leaving home at and was fairly desperate but didn't dare wander off the loos as they would have all cycled off into the distance and I would have missed it and there weren't any quiet trees to pee behind.
Everyone moved off, so I stripped to my underpants (there was a heavyish media in the park) and got on bike pedalled a yard forward then heard this hideous noise and came to a standstill. My rear nearside pannier had twisted 180 degrees and jammed in the back wheel. Sorted it out, set off again and same thing happened. Third time and the same happened again. I thought oh nooooo I cant go on the ride, but then used "the appliance of science" as an ex-colleague used to say, belted off and caught up with the riders and when we shortly all stopped for a bottle neck I stripped my pants off to do it properly.
Not sure whether it was to do with the fact that my bladder was too shot to pieces to get a stiffy or that I was relaxed and naked but didn't get affected at all during the ride.
Naked cycling is brilliant and to do it past all the London landmarks was brilliant. It took a while as in several places we bottle necked but as I got to the end I was sad it had finished.
The good old british public and the tourists were fantastic, clapping, cheering and photographing and videoing the whole thing. The Police were great, doing a job of stopping the traffic on the way round and doing so with great humour and good nature (I never thought I would see the day where I cycled along next to a stunning blonde naked female officer where I was stark naked biggrin )
Only saw two grannies on the way round and they were both under 50 and only one larger lady (who I spoke to at the finish). Everyone was very friendly and as I chatted to one couple near the end, she got her husband to photograph me and I gave them my e-mail addy so hopefully I will be getting a pic of me to post on here.
Cant wait for next years one :D
Regards
Harry Jones
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Harry, I really do hope you have something nice and soft to rub on that botty wink
Well done you, bloody proud of you biggrin
Sarah
Sex God
Harry
Nice helmet
Well done xx
Unknown User
a good job well done! :thumbup:
maidenfair
Casanova
I just came on line for a quick perv and look at the first thing I see!
Harry me old mate, naked on a bike, cool WOW! Good on you, your braver than I ........... and NO I am not up for it next year(unless LondonPlaything is coming for a ride too wink )
I shall have a smile on my face as I cycle to and from work tomorrow, as thoughts of you go through my head ......<<<<<< did I just say that?
I hope it is another sunny day for you next too mate biggrin
Unknown User
I would have been there if I hadnt been working until 4pm...no really...I would! innocent
lp
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Harry, I really do hope you have something nice and soft to rub on that botty wink
Well done you, bloody proud of you biggrin

Thanks Mrs NWC - I did have an offer from a woman to rub baby oil in this afternoon but she lived over a 100 miles away - my botty has been well hardened after cycling from lands end to John O'Groats a few years back and from the seeing to I got from a female dom in a swingers club 9 days ago.
Quote by Sarah
Harry
Nice helmet
Well done xx

Thanks Sarah xx
Quote by LondonPlaything
a good job well done! :thumbup:

Cheers
Quote by maidenfair
I just came on line for a quick perv and look at the first thing I see!
Harry me old mate, naked on a bike, cool WOW! Good on you, your braver than I ........... and NO I am not up for it next year(unless LondonPlaything is coming for a ride too :wink: )
I shall have a smile on my face as I cycle to and from work tomorrow, as thoughts of you go through my head ......<<<<<< did I just say that?
I hope it is another sunny day for you next too mate :D

I was slightly concerned about it but once you see everyone else doing it, seems easy. Some people were setting off clothed but stopping along the ride to strip off, to great applause and cheering from all of us.
There's a website with photos on so off to see if I've made it on there.
Regards
Harry Jones
Missy
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry you bluddy nut :lol2: What a cracking day out :lol2: :bounce:
Absolutely wonderful, and bluddy well done to you for doing it worship :worship: :worship:
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by Missy
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry you bluddy nut :lol2: What a cracking day out :lol2: :bounce:
Absolutely wonderful, and bluddy well done to you for doing it worship :worship: :worship:

I thank you biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
timanderica
Warming the Bed
Erica also did the bike ride...wearing nothing but a pink wig...she found it a very liberating experience.
HarryJones
Sex God
Quote by timanderica
Erica also did the bike ride...wearing nothing but a pink wig...she found it a very liberating experience.

Well done Erica. I'd have come and said hello if I had known who you were.
Regards
Harry Jones