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would u consider me well endowed?? Or vwe??

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Hi all my fellow swingers... Just wondering if u can all take a glimpse of my profile and let me know what catagory u put me in... Even if u think small LOL
Also I've been on this site for 3 years now... And I've only met 2 single fems...just lookin for experienced swingers to give me advice on how to be more active in this world....
I'm a good lookin guy but I do look younger than my actual age...lookin to meet couples and fems
I love your supermarket advert!
LOL cherrytreee...
Could u elaborate xx
We or vwe or pecker
Not bad Magic if you don't mind me saying smile
Thought this might be of interest though...

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/284169.html
Every little helps....
Well nothing like promoting where you shop.... smile
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LOL cherrytreee...
Could u elaborate xx
We or vwe or pecker

No idea, Magic - measure it, report back on here and we'll take a consensus.
:thumbup:
7.1 inch along the top...
All vote now LOL
I took tht pic in my music studio.. It does get a bit messy in there LOL
Long live tesco
Quote by Magiccock
Hi all my fellow swingers... Just wondering if u can all take a glimpse of my profile and let me know what catagory u put me in... Even if u think small LOL
Also I've been on this site for 3 years now... And I've only met 2 single fems...just lookin for experienced swingers to give me advice on how to be more active in this world....
I'm a good lookin guy but I do look younger than my actual age...lookin to meet couples and fems

rolleyes
In edit - oooh you deleted your post, yeah bugger! lol
You're not getting slaughtered.
People are gently playing with you, because we suspect that you may be asking us this, as a novel way of getting folk to look at your profile.
But if that is the case, I say :thumbup: to you, there are so many single guys out there, why the hell shouldn't you do your best to get noticed.
Now as far as your measurements go - I still have no idea what that would count as - but it seems plenty to me :lol:
yep....u getting slaughtered....lol.......
even if the post gone....we saw it pmsl
Your name wouldn't be 'Dick' would it?
H.x
thanks cherrytree....
I think my nx post will be "£100 to any female I can't stimulate to orgasm"!!!! LOL
Any thoughts Xxx
The names mike "manners cost nothing"
Great ass x
Thoughts? Only to say welcome to the forums, keep your sense of humour about everything and you won't go far wrong. :thumbup:
A tiny thing - there are some errors on your advert, you might want to sort those out - pm me if you want assistance lol
Thanks for the post. Twos company... Jus saw ur profile... I wouldn't mind slaughtering mrs twos lovley curvasiious body
pm sent
well this went to plan... I was hoping for some confidence boosting from the ladies. But instead it comes from a "straight guy" LOL
Thank you for all your posts
And I'll assume I've got a nice portion...
Next post "nice portion of meat available at tescos"!!!!LOL
Looks good to me hunny...and thats MRS Bone talking!! wink
I would!!!
thanks mrs bone.. Glad you would!!!! I'm not too far from u.. Pm me if u r intrested
I'd like one of ur devine blow jobs xx
After my first post, I thought I'd been a bit cheeky, sorry Magic. But I see you've risen to the occasion! Good luck mate smile
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thanks cherrytree....
I think my nx post will be "£100 to any female I can't stimulate to orgasm"!!!! LOL
Any thoughts Xxx

make it £200 and your on biggrin
sounds like a. Challenge mrs nymph ... Keep in touch. I'll pm u on payday Xxx
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7.1 inch along the top...
All vote now LOL
I took tht pic in my music studio.. It does get a bit messy in there LOL
Long live tesco
well its small to med but its average lol
Quote by cockslut
7.1 inch along the top...
All vote now LOL
I took tht pic in my music studio.. It does get a bit messy in there LOL
Long live tesco
well its small to med but its average lol
Enough for u??
LOL
So I've got a smalish, medium sized average cock?????
Ouch .... Keep that a secret and let's just say I'm w/e
Quote by naughtynymphos1
thanks cherrytree....
I think my nx post will be "£100 to any female I can't stimulate to orgasm"!!!! LOL
Any thoughts Xxx

make it £200 and your on biggrin
No faking a 'no orgasm' please :P
Quote by Magiccock
sounds like a. Challenge mrs nymph ... Keep in touch. I'll pm u on payday Xxx

Sounds like you're not that confident anymore, if you have to wait until payday...? lol :lol:
Mind you - would be such fun trying, it's gotta be worth every penny!! wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
thanks cherrytree....
I think my nx post will be "£100 to any female I can't stimulate to orgasm"!!!! LOL
Any thoughts Xxx

make it £200 and your on biggrin
can i try as well naughty lol
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thanks cherrytree....
I think my nx post will be "£100 to any female I can't stimulate to orgasm"!!!! LOL
Any thoughts Xxx

make it £200 and your on biggrin
No faking a 'no orgasm' please :P
blimey best make it £300 if you want no faking :D
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thanks cherrytree....
I think my nx post will be "£100 to any female I can't stimulate to orgasm"!!!! LOL
Any thoughts Xxx

make it £200 and your on biggrin
can i try as well naughty lol
yeah sure, im taking kids to reading wednesday need all the money i can get :lol: :lol: :lol:
It looks like an automatic gearknob but fairplay mate someone will enjoy it