I'm new to the SH site, but have been swinging for yonks....
If there are any (especially Midlands-based) newbie couples out there..... or maybe single girls.... who would like a guide/advisor/minder, I'd be very happy to help, if I can. Maybe introduce you to some of my favourite places/people. Maybe save you some of the mistakes I made....
By all means PM me.... Much as I enjoy trembly nervous new wifelets, I'm a gentleman.... There is no participation necessary. Stay anonymous, if you like.
(Edit: should perhaps have mentioned it, but hadn't thought I was fanciable to guys. Sorry, I'm not bi. Nothing against it, just doesn't ring my bell).
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Quote by Kniphofia
Much as I enjoy trembly nervous new wifelets
Sorry got to ask, read this yesterday and its been bugging me so i've come back lol
and its not in any way at all ment as a dig i'm just courious as to why u like 'wifelets' who are trembly and nervous?
ohhh and also just read ur add and have to ask, its says on there u don't like slappers, so whats makes a woman on a swinging site a slapper and what makes one not a slapper?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Much as I enjoy trembly nervous new wifelets
Sorry got to ask, read this yesterday and its been bugging me so i've come back lol
and its not in any way at all ment as a dig i'm just courious as to why u like 'wifelets' who are trembly and nervous?
ohhh and also just read ur add and have to ask, its says on there u don't like slappers, so whats makes a woman on a swinging site a slapper and what makes one not a slapper?
I'm not a woman, but I AM a slapper :twisted:
As for the heading to the main message "Re: Would you like to be depraved and corrupted?" ....I already am.......lol
Quote by Marcuso
Much as I enjoy trembly nervous new wifelets
Sorry got to ask, read this yesterday and its been bugging me so i've come back lol
and its not in any way at all ment as a dig i'm just courious as to why u like 'wifelets' who are trembly and nervous?
ohhh and also just read ur add and have to ask, its says on there u don't like slappers, so whats makes a woman on a swinging site a slapper and what makes one not a slapper?
I'm not a woman, but I AM a slapper :twisted:
As for the heading to the main message "Re: Would you like to be depraved and corrupted?" ....I already am.......lol
well we already know that
Hello Naughty Nymphos:
Trembly wifelets: you tell me why I like em! There's no implication of sadism or such. Perhaps I just prefer sex not to be too matter-of-fact, however experienced people might be. That edge of excitement and anticipation is wonderful, I think. If I stop getting a bit nervous and trembly meself, I WILL feel jaded!
Slappers: I just mean drunk noisy women.... lager loutesses. Not referring to their sex lives, at all.
Trembly wifelets: you tell me why I like em! There's no implication of sadism or such. Perhaps I just prefer sex not to be too matter-of-fact, however experienced people might be. That edge of excitement and anticipation is wonderful, I think. If I stop getting a bit nervous and trembly meself, I WILL feel jaded!
Slappers: I just mean drunk noisy women.... lager loutesses. Not referring to their sex lives, at all.
Quote by Kniphofia
Slappers: I just mean drunk noisy women.... lager loutesses. Not referring to their sex lives, at all.
Thats ok then i will now cross u off my 'to slap list'
As for the other bit about nervous women i guess we all like different, personally i like someone who knows what they like and how to get it
