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Anyone in York right now?
Scandal you card.
Yes there are people in York right now. Whether or not we would be what you are looking for depends on your preferences. wink
Well I guess I need to get to English Grammar classes instead of posting on here! Thanks!
I wrote that a while ago, I might have changed!
Maybe I dreamt of a post saying " sure I'm fit and clean, in my 30's and alone at home right now, come call and I will make you cum my dear"
Hi hannah,
What are you looking for?
I'm 28 slim fit and fun very clean and descretate!
Now what did we say about grammar classes my dear!
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I think he wants to desecrate you.
That's a very grave offence.

:doh:
Venusxxx
Maybe he's a necrophiliac, I could pretend I'm dead and meet in a cemetary.
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Maybe he's a necrophiliac, I could pretend I'm dead and meet in a cemetary.

Or you could agree that you're dead into it and agree to meat in a cemetary?
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Venusxxx
Hi have a much higher than average IQ, but I'm fook you cheeky twats!!!
I think somewhere in this jumble of posts that there was a horny lady. 36 years old and is looking for a jolly good time from people who can be quiet in York.
Come on Yorkies. I bet Hannahs a dead cert. rolleyes
As for Scandals humour, well I think that has just died. wink
I think I'm dead from the waiste down. Does tha mean yorksspen28 would be comming for me? :shock:
Cheers mate, just finding the grammar thing a bit of a dilemma, a man has to have a brain too!! biggrin
Hannah,
Don't trouble yourself with the grammar too much.
And remember that though education is a wonderful thing, nothing worth knowing can ever be taught.
P.S. I have been to York and the place was full of people - though I suspect a fair few of them were tourists.
wink
HOW COME???
OK! Lets analise this. We are all on a website that has been designed for people like you lot, and maybe even me. It is an adult only liberated place to come. At the top of the screen you will see moving pictures of people s******g, b**w j**s etc etc. Most of you, including me have ads on s/h screaming for sex (and regularly get it, especially u swinging couples, lucky sods) SO! When someone innocently asks on the 'forum' for a quicky, it is always met with sarcasm & ridicule. OK I know u r only having a laugh with Hannah, and I can spend ages reading the forum to have a good laugh at most of yours wit. But when an innocent bloke wants to throw a leg its met with 'We have decorum you know?' and 'Weve got a right 1 here' etc etc. I think 1 or 2 people on here r continually having sex 24 hrs a day, i.e their head is so far up their own a**e !! And finally, can I just say, having only posted on here a few times only, and living in York, Ive scored twice, carry on Yorkies!! One more thing... Arnt the moderators on here bloody gorgeous (please dont kick me off), the women that is, ..the blokes are dam ugly!
Sorry I guess, asking for a quicky seems a bit hard to attain. Good luck the rest of you x
Well if you ever find yourself on this side of the Pennines, feel free to look me up Hannah!
Hey Hannah - quick can be fun and I can be quick haha. Seriously though I am in York if you want to sort something out.