Hello everyone!
We are Alex and Alanda! A clean shaven young couple of 18(m) and 19(f) years old! Looking for our 1st time experimenting with sex with another women!
We are looking for a women (NOT A SINGLE MAN) who is interested in a clean fun time, MUST have big breasts above D cup and above if possible! Must email pictures 1st or no meet! We are into pretty much everything bar watersports and pain. Cumshots and anal are a must though!
Can travel a bit and accom in EGHAM or DORSET.
Thanks for looking!
Alex + Landa
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Dx of surreycouple -- is spot on, but there again, folks don't have to have english a-levels to be worth having sex with, do they
I always think of the cumshot bit of porn movies as the money-shots (ameriacn phrase) which gives me a quiet laugh when one remembers that those close-up shots of poloticians at party conferences we've seen lately are also known in the trade as money-shots.
And anyway, there are a few lasses out there of the host's aquantance who have expressed a wish to see the 'end-product' arrive. Onto lacy stocking tops has been called for in the past.
rambling over
TKH
I always think of the cumshot bit of porn movies as the money-shots (ameriacn phrase) which gives me a quiet laugh when one remembers that those close-up shots of poloticians at party conferences we've seen lately are also known in the trade as money-shots.
And anyway, there are a few lasses out there of the host's aquantance who have expressed a wish to see the 'end-product' arrive. Onto lacy stocking tops has been called for in the past.
rambling over
TKH
Sex God
Ah, I've said before, and I'll say again, "Youth is well and truly wasted on the young" 
:wink: :wink:
:wink: :wink: Quote by Heather
Shouldn't you be concentrating on college?
It's the beginning of term. Much better for them to get it out of their systems (so to speak) now, and then they can concentrate on their studies when the exams roll around.
Don't let this gentle rib-tickling put you off, kids. Hope you find what you're looking for!
Sex God
It would have been nice if the post on here wasn't worded EXACTLY the same as the ad.. shows little imagination.
Sex God
lol... I'm just chuffed that I actually fit into someones category.. having to wear E-cup bras!!!! Shame I'm not a single female.. or that I'm not keen on cum on my large breasts.
Sex God
I'd have to have a full rundown of the diet first.. certain things make it taste ok.. others make it taste foul.. kinda like warm cockle flavoured milkshake!!! Unless its the female wanting to cum on my face.. in which case.. YES PLEASE!!!! 
Quote by xxdevil69
I'd have to have a full rundown of the diet first.. certain things make it taste ok.. others make it taste foul.. kinda like warm cockle flavoured milkshake!!! Unless its the female wanting to cum on my face.. in which case.. YES PLEASE!!!!
high protein, little spicy food, lots of fruit and veg, loads of water, exercise, no alcohol and definitely no smoking... even i quite like the taste of mine. an ex of mine used to demand it off me when i was at the height of my rugby career... must be all that vitamin E!
:lol: 
If you display such little patience, or maturity as this reply shows, what do you expect?
Swingers are very wary of getting involved with younger people because they have so much about their own lives and feelings to sort out first. They are prone to take all kinds of stuff personally and not see beyond the words on the page. If I'd have really wanted to fire a salvo, you'd know it.
If your hopes are so easily torn to pieces, what chance does the most important part of this equation stand - I.e, your own relationship?
We are not elitest. We are some of the most genuine folks you'll meet.... anywhere! We would rather encourage you to join us slowly and gently by keeping visiting the forum, attending munches and making friends. If we were as shallow as you suspect, we be in your boxers and leave the scraps for the clap clinic.
Some points to ponder...
Hxx
Swingers are very wary of getting involved with younger people because they have so much about their own lives and feelings to sort out first. They are prone to take all kinds of stuff personally and not see beyond the words on the page. If I'd have really wanted to fire a salvo, you'd know it.
Thanks for tearing a new couple's hopes to pieces!
If your hopes are so easily torn to pieces, what chance does the most important part of this equation stand - I.e, your own relationship?
We are not elitest. We are some of the most genuine folks you'll meet.... anywhere! We would rather encourage you to join us slowly and gently by keeping visiting the forum, attending munches and making friends. If we were as shallow as you suspect, we be in your boxers and leave the scraps for the clap clinic.
Some points to ponder...
Hxx
Mod
Quote by AlexandAlanda
Who knew swinging was so elitist
Yep - It's only for grown ups!
Mal
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Quote by surreycouple2003
If you think thats elitist you want to try getting an invite for one of our parties!!!!!!
Dx
Or getting laid on a Tuesday!!
Mal
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Sorry heather, its just we have been browsing these forums for quite a few months now, and we noticed a lack of young people. We didnt expect a great response when we finally plucked up the courage to post an add, But it seems most new people no matter what age are usually knocked back as they cant "talk the talk" .
Nevermind! Thanks for everyones replys, maybe we should get back to studys
Mod
You've been browsing the forums for months and you come up with a first post like that? Bollocks! Tell me whose first post have you copied that you thought was going to be successful for you. Which posts gave you that impression?
If you HAVE been here for months, you would have seen and read about what works and what doesn't. So a first post stating
" MUST have big breasts above D cup and above if possible! Must email pictures 1st or no meet! We are into pretty much everything bar watersports and pain. Cumshots and anal are a must though! " isn't really a 'let's get to know you' post, is it? The only thing you have told us about yourselves is your age and you're clean shaven! Do you walk in to a pub and introduce yourselves to complete strangers like that? "Hi, I'm Alex and clean shaven, what's your name?" What makes you think that's the right thing to do in here?
If you want to be accepted here and you want to stick around - do your homework. And I mean do it, not say you've done it. It's easy to tell from your posts and attitude that you have some work ahead of you if you hope to enjoy this Site. It is possible, but it is up to you. you get out what you put in, except on Tuesdays, when nothing happens.
Mal
If you HAVE been here for months, you would have seen and read about what works and what doesn't. So a first post stating
" MUST have big breasts above D cup and above if possible! Must email pictures 1st or no meet! We are into pretty much everything bar watersports and pain. Cumshots and anal are a must though! " isn't really a 'let's get to know you' post, is it? The only thing you have told us about yourselves is your age and you're clean shaven! Do you walk in to a pub and introduce yourselves to complete strangers like that? "Hi, I'm Alex and clean shaven, what's your name?" What makes you think that's the right thing to do in here?
If you want to be accepted here and you want to stick around - do your homework. And I mean do it, not say you've done it. It's easy to tell from your posts and attitude that you have some work ahead of you if you hope to enjoy this Site. It is possible, but it is up to you. you get out what you put in, except on Tuesdays, when nothing happens.
Mal
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My point exactly. No one responds to ads which is someones first post, without knowing something about them.
Mal
Mal
Sex God
In Mal's experience you sometimes aren't even successful when people do know you!!!!
(only joking hun.. you just picked an awkward day for everybody!! :therethere:)
(only joking hun.. you just picked an awkward day for everybody!! :therethere:)
Sex God
seriously though you two.. welcome to all this.. and good luck in finding a woman (single bi-fems are like gold-dust lol) Me and my partner are also realtively 'young' for swinging.. I just class myself as very sexually advanced!!
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Quote by xxdevil69
seriously though you two.. welcome to all this.. and good luck in finding a woman (single bi-fems are like gold-dust lol) Me and my partner are also realtively 'young' for swinging.. I just class myself as very sexually advanced!!
And I'll second that - all of it!!! :twisted:
Mal
Quote by xxdevil69
good luck in finding a woman (single bi-fems are like gold-dust lol) :
Well in that case I want to find me a Gold Single Bi-Fem just to spite you all...!!!! :twisted:
I will you know.
I'm not joking....
Dxxx
(ps if your a single bi-fem that would let me paint her gold that will also be ok)
