your all full of sh;;t

23 Mar 2005

now ya talkin.... lol

If only mattoon had said rolleyes

If it was a shag he was after he should have gone in the chatroom :lol:
even jake oops jack would score there.
.xX Jo Xx.

23 Mar 2005

Quote by jack_daniels72
depends who is offering! ;)
I don't shag just anyone, I'm very fussy ! :P

Why not ?? I thought this site was all about easy sex, was picking up a few tips from mattoon....
A woman with standards surprised

Thats my chances up in smoke
Now wheres that Brad Pitt pic for my profile
Damn.....that's what we thought too. Thought we were on a winner there ;) Oh well.
It was a brief foray into unknown territory...........<slinks back off to the Dogging forum.>
J&D

23 Mar 2005

so you not met anyone, well theres a fetish site for peeps who like to wear nappies, put your dummy back in and go there lol

23 Mar 2005

Quote by ShropsDogs
It was a brief foray into unknown territory...........<slinks back off to the Dogging forum.>
J&D

I most deffinately Don't do dogging. confused

I like my creature comforts and good sex is not about lying over my bonnet in the middle of a freezing car park to get shagged, in my humble opinion. biggrin

Mmm the warmth of fluffy carpet and a bubbling jaquzzi, mmm :twisted: now we're talking! :D

23 Mar 2005

Message to Mattoon

23 Mar 2005

Fooking heel,dydent no ewe cud get adegree dislecsia in,Is it the paper that when you wipe your arse with it,more sh@t comes off it,go drown in your own vimto,I used to be dyslexic now I'm completely blip blop nob.

23 Mar 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
browsed his other posts.
you think he is trying to ask for a shag???

Just a bit lol..wonder if he got his head out of his arse long enough to turn up though....?
:twisted:
Minx xx
i doubt it hun looks like it might need surgery to get it out its that far up

23 Mar 2005

Quote by matttoon
good night thanks for your support

Wow Mattoon actually managed a more-or-less adequately constructed sentence! No capitalisation or full stop but hey you've got to give credit for trying!

23 Mar 2005

I just hope that Freckledbird doesn't find this thread. The spelling, grammar, punctuation errors, in fact the whole bloody posts by mattoon would have put her into correction overload.
Am I right?? He was writing in English ??
lol

:lol:
I cannot believe that I just read that. confused

23 Mar 2005

Mattoon when is your 18th birthday????A few years off yet ill bet rolleyes

Well if were all such timewasters then im enjoying being one biggrin

Its amazing what technology can do by putting us all into pictures from make believe parties together :roll:
Oh and Mattoon,did you ask Mummy and Daddy if you could use the computer?They must work out how to put a lock on the sites for grown ups

23 Mar 2005

Quote by little gem
s'pose a shag is out of the question then?

well for you hun I will happily supply you with the needings :P
omg, I just done summat naughty, ole mattoon said we was only interested in what we could get for ourselves and heres me offering to give it away without expecting anything in return.
Does that make me wierder still then mattoon?, I sure hope so biggrin

Now listen up you stupid peices of bovine excrement, I know its not nice to find that your momma only met your poppa the one time and that she charged him Â£50 as he was so ugly but offered to do the dog for free. It is not your fault that when the personalities were handed out that yours was dug out of the rear end of a himalayan yak that had died on constipation twenty years ago.
Now be a nice boy and get your tongue from inside your momma's ass cheeks and with some grace try to exit the building without falling, tripping or otherwise making a noise or mess
Alternatly, you could remain and continue to make us al feel so happy with your stupid jokes and remarks, its nice to know there is somebody out there who is even stupider that I am lol

23 Mar 2005

With only 28 posts with comments such as 'male stud looking for a shag' do you really think the few and far between single women on here are going to be swayed by a discription like that?
It can take 6 month - maybe more to find a person if what I read is correct, and youve only been a member since January....
If youre a reporter, you really didnt put in that much effort to get to know people on here have you? We've been a member for less time and done far more posts, just by checking the site every eve and making a few comments...
Vary vary sad.....
Sini

23 Mar 2005

DID YOUR CARER PUSH THE ON BUTTON
you are a waste of air(as poluted as it is in here with bullshit :twisted smile

as is given as advise including to myself when i 1st came on to swinging heaven
take part join in threads
have a laugh
show human emotions(and the cartoon ones :twisted: )
don't just exclusively post in lmu or dogging
go to munches (to show you are human or leprechaun in my case well they are kinky in here)
your life will be all the richer for it
you may up your shag tally (post-it note buy new bed post also 1 for blue and satin after there last party)
we are always looking for ne people to come in why do u think all the regular posters were here from 1st day check the day they joined some later than others
plz if u want to start a debate with open minded people come with a point that doesn't have as many holes as the string vest u are wearing

23 Mar 2005

he couldn't even spell the subject he allegedly has a degree in, even if he actually is a journalist that can't spell they're meant to have a level of intellegence and dilligence that can get them a story. Simple research, the key to all good journalism, would show that single guys posting i want my cock sucked posts never get replys, still , thought thhis was very funny

23 Mar 2005

This is obviously a wind-up which has served its' purpose and is now locked.
Mal
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