OK, I know Captain Sensible isn't a great handle for a site like this, but wouldn't let me have Cunning Linguist and I thought it would be odd to have a site name different from my e-mail (see - thinking too much already!)
Anyway, hello to everyone from another Newbie. I've been looking for a while, but Sarah's avatar and Horny's ad just pushed me over the edge and I had to register. So, here goes, and who knows what's next?
It will take me a while to get a grip on how the site works, so please excuse any clumsiness for the time being - I'll work on it, I promise.
Looking forward to meeting some of you (be gentle please, I'm intimidated enough by the likes of bluexx and others already!)
Regards
The Captain.
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Nice to meet you anyway 
Clearly someone who hasn't got that song running through thier head then!
"Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot d'ya want"
etc.
and right at the end of the fade out of the 12" extended version "Wot the fuck do you want?"
"Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot d'ya want"
etc.
and right at the end of the fade out of the 12" extended version "Wot the fuck do you want?"
Quote by Mister_Discreet
Clearly someone who hasn't got that song running through thier head then!
"Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot
He said captain
I said wot d'ya want"
etc.
and right at the end of the fade out of the 12" extended version "Wot the fuck do you want?"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO i was on about that other silly song
Orgasminator
Good first posts :welcome: but i won't forgive you for that bloody song that is now in my head. I've been talking talking happy talk. :doh:
Orgasminator
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Good first posts :welcome: but i won't forgive you for that bloody song that is now in my head. I've been talking talking happy talk. :doh:
Glad it wasn't just me!
First thing that sprang to mind and god knows how i'll sleep tonight
ah well i'll have to stay online all night and keep others awake. 
Orgasminator
Quote by captain sensible
Ahh, I'm getting it, I think.
You guys are so quick that there were several answers before I even asked the question.
I need to be real careful here . . .
TC
Oh yes.....
Quote by captain sensible
Now I'm confused.
I have sent two posts which have not appeared. The last one was there for about two seconds, then vanished.
What am I doing wrong?
Moderator, can you help? Send me an e-mail if I am breaking some rule or other.
TC
I am the only mod here at the moment and I haven't done anything! :shock: :shock:
You have made 6 posts in total and they are all in this thread!!!
Quote by captain sensible
Excuse me people (I did say I would be clumsy to start with)
I have never been on a chatroom before, so did not realise that 'traffic' would mean that posts take time to appear.
I was just impatient, and underconfident - I apologise.
TC
This isn't a chatroom!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's a forum!!
The Chatroom is at the top of the page - but I would leave that alone for now if I were you!!!
Quote by captain sensible
Now come on - you just know that if Sarge tells Capt 'don't look in there', then Capt will just have to do it, even if it's a bad idea.
My problem? I've already tried several times and they won't let me in - WHY?
TC
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
THAT'S why I said leave it for now!!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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