The second noel the swingers did write
U better get those pants off now
.... or theres gonna be a fight
The fourth noel mistletoe in bloom
Too cold to go dogging
So we all hired a room
Basket Case
The sixth noel swinger did say
lets invite some crumpet and call it a munch.
sierra x x
The eighth noel
the noobies did say
I've got nine inches,
anyone want to play?
On the ninth noel the swingers did sing
Is dogging or munching or swopping your thing?
On the eleventh Noel the icy boy swingers did chatter,
"it's bloody freezing out here,
oops what was that clatter !!"
On the twelfth noel
SH banded together
and said "whats that? doggin?
in this feckin weather????"
On the Thirteenth noel,
SH had a huge Munch
with a million swingers
in one place for lunch
On the Fourteenth noel,
The after party,
everyone got naked
and jumped on eacother!
Sorry for doing two, didn't want to get stuck on 13!!!
and tongue in cheek let me start you off with your own SH carol >>>
