/PM to Jags

28 Mar 2008

Hiya sweetcheeks.
How've you been hunny. Been missing you loads and by golly it definately has been a while! passionkiss

I was just letting you know that I've finally done it! Yes that's right, I've finally gotten hold of the one and only Black leather Kilt worn by Sean Connery in the (2nd?) Highlander movie. It cost a fair bit on E-Bay but I think $5555 :scared: is worth your fantasy.
So when do you think you can come round? There's only so long I can stay here handcuffed to the bed, wearing the black leather kilt (worn by Sean Connery so you kow it's scottish), covered in whipped cream and being full of lots of energy and stamina. :evil2: The other 5 Kilt wearing firemen lining outside the door have to be at work by 5pm so will that give you enough time? hump

PM me back you dirty little scots lass. Been looking forward to this for a long time. :rascal: Don't go easy on me cause, believe it or not, this isn't my first time :jagsatwork: smackbottom

If you see that rascal Dawnie trying to get into the room, please for goodness sake, tell her she can watch through the window and that's all she's getting. Been pestering me all night for a quicky, you know damn well I don't do those! :rascal:
All the best from your sweet and innocent Englishman.
Mattmoleman
xxxx
:inlove:

28 Mar 2008

How to give a gal an early morning thrill! This fair perked up my perky bits and sent me into a tizz!
Thanks Matt - the thought of you in a black leather kilt is squelchy. The other 5 blokes lining up -are they for you or for me????
And I don't intend to share with Dawnie at all duel

So.. bloke tied to bed wearing black leather kilt (as worn in Highlander) and covered in cream and gagging for a shagging - I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more.
:inlove: :inlove: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork: smackbottom

28 Mar 2008

Hehe, thought and glad you liked it. It's nice to occasionally be given a nice suprising message or compliment. Just wish I could do it more often for all the loverly people out there that bring smiles to my face.
Thank Dawnie too for the idea. Give her a big french kiss as a thanks and let me watch perhaps? :twisted:
Any other guildenites out there enjoy the random messages, notes, texts, emails, phone calls just telling you that you're being thought of?

28 Mar 2008

Sweetcheeks....is that not a code fro Mrs Bonedigger lol

surely this pm has gone astray lol

but i do agree with mr moll....surprise notes are a fun way to lift someones spirits, make them smile or just tell em how you feel.
Maybe we should have a SH sned a surprise note day, and spread a little lurve round the place :inlove:

28 Mar 2008

Quote by mattmoleman
Any other guildenites out there enjoy the random messages, notes, texts, emails, phone calls just telling you that you're being thought of?

there is nothing nicer than a message, text or note which manages to arrive at just the right time to make you smile and at the risk of embarrassing the life out of Jags, she has managed to do that for me on quite a number of occassions :inlove:
Pst, can I now join Dawnie at the window? Please, let me have a crafty, sneaky peak at Matt in his leather kilt wink

29 Mar 2008

Was nice chatting the other night Matt kiss

I'm willing to share with Jags or sit in the window with NWC :giggle:

29 Mar 2008

Books his place on the window sill!

30 Mar 2008

<Closes curtains, withdraws into realm of sexual satisfaction with Mattmoleman>
Oi.... perves!!

30 Mar 2008

Pst, Dawnie, Sarge and Voddie, over here,
look, Jags forgot to cover the key hole, we can take it in turns having a quick perve but be very quiet or she just might hear us :twisted:

30 Mar 2008

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Pst, Dawnie, Sarge and Voddie, over here,
look, Jags forgot to cover the key hole, we can take it in turns having a quick perve but be very quiet or she just might hear us :twisted:

Stuffs keyhole with blu-tack and goes back to black leather kilt man and the 5 firemen.
Found the black rope - love matching sex accessories!!
hump

30 Mar 2008

See I told you, you had the black rope :evil2:

30 Mar 2008

Quote by Sarah
See I told you, you had the black rope :evil2:

Yep - had it tucked away!! Hanging from the bedroom window as usual. Could miss it easily.
Mind you, had to give it a Milton bath after it's travels around the UK. The variety of uses it was put to gave it it's own colony of life.
<Ties Mattmoleman up with the black rope and covers his eyes with my slinky silky scarf>
:sticky: :sticky:

31 Mar 2008

Can I join in please? :rascal:
Go on Jags, you know you want to let me!! :twisted:

31 Mar 2008

Cor blimey. People would think this place is full of perverts! I suppose that's why I like it so much :twisted:

1 Apr 2008

Quote by mattmoleman
Cor blimey. People would think this place is full of perverts! I suppose that's why I like it so much :twisted:

I am not a pervert :eeek:
Well, maybe a bit of one :giggle:

1 Apr 2008

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
perves us never
we just wanted to watch as we was told it would be educational

Exactly, educational and nothing at all to do with being a perve
However, we did want to see what Jags did with the rope :P

Are you sure?