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*** Swinging Heaven Christmas Song Contest ***

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Lets re-write the song………. 12 Days of Christmas
We will combine the best lines and have our own Swinging Heaven Christmas Jingle (and every one has to sing it)
As many entries as you want……..
Judges will be appointed and the final version announced Sunday Evening.
So….
“On the First day of Christmas my truelove gave to me A Blow Job while watching TV”
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On the second day of Christmas, 
my true love gave to me 
A fiddle on her thatch 
And a blow job watching TV
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
three rampant rabbits
A fiddle on her thatch
and a blow job watching TV
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me
4 men a-wanking
three rampant rabbits
A fiddle on her thatch
and a blow job watching TV
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME...
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV
On the sixth day of christmas my true love sent to me
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HAR HATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV
On the seventh day of christmas my true love sent to me
SEVEN LADS FOR LAYING
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
EIGHT FLAVOURED CONDOMS
SEVEN LADS FOR LAYING
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
NINE VOYEURS WATCHING
EIGHT FLAVOURED CONDOMS
SEVEN LADS FOR LAYING
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
TEN FLUFFERS FLUFFING
NINE VOYEURS WATCHING
EIGHT FLAVOURED CONDOMS
SEVEN LADS FOR LAYING
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV
oops cross posted there!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
ELEVEN NURSES SPANKING
TEN FLUFFERS FLUFFING
NINE VOYEURS WATCHING
EIGHT FLAVOURED CONDOMS
SEVEN LADS FOR LAYING
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SENT TO ME
TWELVE SWINGERS SWINGING
ELEVEN NURSES SPANKING
TEN FLUFFERS FLUFFING
NINE VOYEURS WATCHING
EIGHT FLAVOURED CONDOMS
SEVEN LADS FOR LAYING
SIX ERECT COCKS
FIVE GOLD RING PIECES
4 MEN A WANKING
THREE RAMPANT RABBITS
A FIDDLE ON HER THATCH
AND A BLOW JOB WATCHING TV

THANK FUCK FOR THAT!!
Bump!! just cos i missed it the first time and i think its cool!!