You have just picked up a hitchhiker. You have ten seconds by words or actions or whatever to scare the crap out of them. What do you do?
Tweeky says "Hi, I like hitchhikers. The last girl was lovely, but shes dead now"
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10 seconds to scare a hitchhiker
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Sex God
I am on my way to the Xfactor audition, wanna hear my song?
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Ive just got off the plane from my latest field expedition working in villages studying the effect of the Ebola virus.
Sex God
You ain't making it home alive c***!
Sexlightened
Your arse is mine
Sex God
I'll need to get out and do some shopping at the next petrol station - could you pass me my white stick?
Sex God
You drive! I need to reload the gun. :twisted:
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Sexlightened
Quote by Kaznkev
Your arse is mine
not sure you read the op, there DM ,your meant to say something that would scare the hitchhiker not turn me, i mean them ,on ! :giggle:
Sorry Kaz, it should have read "your eyes are mine" the other one liner was ment to be a PM to some one very close
Sex God
Dont jiggle about too much, the mechanism on that ejector seat has a hair trigger.
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They leave me. They always leave. You won't ever leave me will you?
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Sex God
This reminds me of a story one of my friends used to tell.....
He was hitchhiking to somewhere or another (he was a regular thumber of lifts)and picked up in the middle of nowhere by a man on his own,so Simon gets in and makes the usual polite noises and the man seems perfectly friendly..after ten minutes or so the driver pulls up outside a chip shop and gets out saying he'll only be a assumes he's going for some chips,but the man goes round and gets something out of the boot,Simon thinks nothing of it and sits minding his own business.....suddenly there's an almighty crash and on looking round there's the driver wielding a full size firemans axe and smashing everything he can reach in the 's frozen doesn't know what to do, get out and run? stay where he is? before he gets a chance to make up his mind the driver's back in the car and they're off,naturally Simon is somewhat reluctant to make conversation so they drive in silence for a minute or so,suddenly the driver says "he'll not be fucking my mrs again" and on they drove.
He was hitchhiking to somewhere or another (he was a regular thumber of lifts)and picked up in the middle of nowhere by a man on his own,so Simon gets in and makes the usual polite noises and the man seems perfectly friendly..after ten minutes or so the driver pulls up outside a chip shop and gets out saying he'll only be a assumes he's going for some chips,but the man goes round and gets something out of the boot,Simon thinks nothing of it and sits minding his own business.....suddenly there's an almighty crash and on looking round there's the driver wielding a full size firemans axe and smashing everything he can reach in the 's frozen doesn't know what to do, get out and run? stay where he is? before he gets a chance to make up his mind the driver's back in the car and they're off,naturally Simon is somewhat reluctant to make conversation so they drive in silence for a minute or so,suddenly the driver says "he'll not be fucking my mrs again" and on they drove.
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
my mummy never loved me,you will tho wont you
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