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What colour is it Jags? Is it bluexxx by any chance? 
Quote by MikeNorth
What colour is it Jags? Is it bluexxx by any chance?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: No, it's called Silver Lightning but it's actually grey. Oh, and it's NOW sporting a tag on the back sneaked in place by Fred Flinstone when his lovely wife Wilma was keeping me occupied in the kitchen drinking tea. It's in the shape of a little boy on a skateboard... if you see it in front of you you know you're close to trouble!!!
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Sex God
Sounds like you need a full service my girl!! You wait until I replace yer plugs and grease yer nipples!!
Sex God
Quote by Jags
My car has now done 10,000 miles!! Do I give it an extra drink of oil, top up the tyres, fill the windscreen washer bottle or just send it a mental hug??
It depends on the type of miles jags. If they were well constructed, thought out miles, that had a chance of turning intosomething, then it's worth a celebratory change of oil and a small pat on it's bonnet, but if they were the more mundane type of miles, like going to your local Spar....you know the type where you put your key in the ignition, the car turns over with a sort of.....mmmmmm...mmmmm...noise, then just sling a bucket of water over it and move on.
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Sounds like you need a full service my girl!! You wait until I replace yer plugs and grease yer nipples!!
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Alternatively I could control your emissions and make sure yer belts are tensioned properly... OMG the life of a car mechanic has never been so rewarding!!!
Quote by Jags
My car has now done 10,000 miles!! Do I give it an extra drink of oil, top up the tyres, fill the windscreen washer bottle or just send it a mental hug??
god i thought 10000 posts for a minute !!
the thing is check in the handbook what the manufacturer recommends
chances are if its petrol / year old it definately needs to go for a service
if its diesel / under a year old maybe not yet#
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Sex God
Give it the works hun
Happy Car happy owner
Happy Car happy owner
Quote by KitKat
:shock: Does this mean you can use second gear now honey? :twisted:
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Kat
shh, nobody tell Jags, but her speedo is in kilometers.
You are really working up to having severe and interesting punishment inflicted on your body, mind and cock!!
Bang goes your hot tub shag.
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Quote by lincskate
Mmmm - bonnet is too high to shag over ----but the back has darkened windows!!:wink: :wink:
flipping 'eck what kind of car is it?... I could bring a beer crate to stand on! ha ha
You'd need to!! It's got a snubbed nose bonnet - I struggle to reach the wipers! BUT... the seats fold down really easily.
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