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101 uses of stockings

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tmann
Sex God
Yes I know I have nicked the idea, but here I go;
1 a quick way to shine a pair of shoes.
2 something to bind ??????? to a four poster bed. ??????? you know who you are.
Anymore?
tmann
Sex God
a disguise to roam the SH Sex Hall if you are well know.
Unknown User
4. Putting over the nozzle of the vaccuum cleaner to suck out the crumbs from under your keyboard :giggle: (or for any other nefarious business you may have utilising a hoover to prevent a trip to casualty)
5. A makeshift collar and lead for you favourite sub :twisted:
Xanniebaby
Warming the Bed
to wear on your head when robbing a bank ..... classic lol
foxylady2209
Sex God
Bird seed feeder - so long as they aren't fishnet.
Cheapo child's fishing net - if they ARE fishnet.
tmann
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
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Cheapo child's fishing net - if they ARE fishnet.

I forgot about that. We used tham as newt nets.
Samandken
Sexlightened
emergency fanbelt on the car.... really...
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Samandken
emergency fanbelt on the car.... really...

Oh that works.
Sling for a broken arm.
rohshambo
Sexlightened
i like the use they where designed for lol
going on a nice pair of legs and when i run my hands up to the flesh at the top mmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Theladyisaminx
Sex God
Put a bar of soap in them for a different alternative to soap on a rope.
Imapleasantguy
Orgasminator
Air filter for the dryer in process as i speak
Unknown User
baseball bat protector
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
4. Putting over the nozzle of the vaccuum cleaner to suck out the crumbs from under your keyboard :giggle: (or for any other nefarious business you may have utilising a hoover to prevent a trip to casualty)
5. A makeshift collar and lead for your favourite sub :twisted:

Insert a ping-pong ball - hey presto a makeshift ball-gag :twisted:
Unknown User
Mr Stuff says: "A bungee rope for a hamster" lol
tmann
Sex God
How about a stocking for the fire place, and see what Santa puts in it?
Unknown User
Sock puppets
Car tail-light tints (...really! some boyracers will do anything)
With a bar of soap tied in place inside you can scrub your back in the shower without having to stretch your arms. My ex's mum suggested it a few years back when I broke my arm and it worked.
Trevaunance
Sex God
use them for washing the car. The fine material gets bugs off a treat without scratching the paintwork.