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its strange i was just about to post a topic along these lines! i was just updateing my add and was wondering if the guys that post that sort of thing rally do get anywhere, and if they really do have what they say they do, i mean, every man thinks they are the worlds greatest lover, bigest lover, longest lasting lover and so on but what happens if someone actually takes them up on it and cant help but have a chuckle at em, (do they cry?) i think those things (i'm a man ffs) but i would never say them outloud because i know they aint true,
what im trying to say (on behalf of all the ladies on here is) "what is the point in having a porche if you aint passed your test?
what is the point in having a kenwood chief if ya can't cook?
what is the use of a corkscrew if you dont appreciate a fine wine
what is the use of a................................
well i could go on forever
(yes its christmas evening and i've finished me 1st bottle of wine! wheres that cork screw) wink
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FFS the guy lists his interests on his profile as 'most things straight'. Tell me frex...would it be deemed as o.k to put 'most things white' on your profile? no you'd be banned straight away.

So being straight is politically incorrect now is it? Someone saying they're straight is offensive is it?
What the hell is it with everyone wanting to play the victim around here? rolleyes
P.S. I'm white too. Is that OK with you?
This is my final posting on this thread. If I have offended anyone with my reference to gay guys then I do apologise. There was no intent to discriminate or upset anyone of any sexual persuasion. The whole point was to see if anyone had any success with a blunt one line add. I think most folk understood that and after all these postings are supposed to be fairly light hearted.
As for dissidentz... may I suggest that you get a feel for the forum threads before jumping in with both feet and calling people names. You seem to have some strange values but i'm sure as you grow up things will improve for you. I just hope you learn some manners along the way.
PS I just read your profile. quote 'single men will be ignored and laughed at slightly'
NOW WHO IS DISCRIMINATING?
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Has anyone noticed? There's a lot of *ahem* 11" cocks floating about??

OMG, they are all foating? What has happened? Was it a jet-sking accident or something? Can they be repaired? Or was it a space thing? Are we under attack from giant space willies? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Panic, confusion, help!
On a slightly different note..... can anyone tell me what the point of an 11inch cock is?
You can't insert all eleven inches in either hole? If they try it can be most uncomfortable!
The only purpose I can think of for a woman to want an 11 inch cock is because her kitchen towel holder is broken!
Or she's looking for the perfect partner for her 11" hen
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There is always one from Liverpool to let the side down. :x :x
Fred
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with an 11" cock about you will be up very early, and happy hens lay more eggs wink
cock -a-doodle-doooooo rotflmao
I wasn't defending anyone, merely pointing out mistakes that you made when pointing out his mistakes lol. However, I do defend anyone's right to their own opinion on whatever issue. If he doesn't fancy gay or bi, so what - doesn't mean he is wrong, it's just his preference! As has been pointed out, your profile also does not appeal to everyone, and it also excludes some people that is, single men and 'mirror-crackingly ugly people', that is your right and nobody would deny you that right. You obviously have some reason for excluding people and nobody would question that. Don't presume that your opinion or choice is the only one to have, is all I am saying.
PS we are a couple with bi female who are looking for similar but we don't rule out single fellas, we don't have hangups about bi or gay guys but we have the option to decline ANYONE'S suggestions or chat if we wish.
The point is, racer has now actually apologised, and that means he deserves a pat on the back... its what I was verbally slapping him around the back of the head to achieve.
racer...I was wrong to pick on single heterosexual males in my ad, the hell they have to go through telling their parents that they're straight must be terrible...and the hate crimes they endure on a daily basis!. I could never possibly imagine the neverending horror your life must be.
It was also wrong to criticise your very manly interests, I now realise most things straight includes a lot of horrific things such as , scat and (but only if its female!) heaven forbid you'd come right out and say it ;).. and that e-mail you sent was sublime...I had no idea a horses cock could do that!
frecklebird, most of my attitude can be explained by the fact that I'm extremely obnoxious so if you bare that in mind when reading my posts they make a lot more sense!
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There is always one from Liverpool to let the side down. :x :x
Fred

:shock: calm down calm down
always one who has to slag a scouser off
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The point is, racer has now actually apologised, and that means he deserves a pat on the back... its what I was verbally slapping him around the back of the head to achieve.
racer...I was wrong to pick on single heterosexual males in my ad, the hell they have to go through telling their parents that they're straight must be terrible...and the hate crimes they endure on a daily basis!. I could never possibly imagine the neverending horror your life must be.
It was also wrong to criticise your very manly interests, I now realise most things straight includes a lot of horrific things such as , scat and (but only if its female!) heaven forbid you'd come right out and say it ;).. and that e-mail you sent was sublime...I had no idea a horses cock could do that!
frecklebird, most of my attitude can be explained by the fact that I'm extremely obnoxious so if you bare that in mind when reading my posts they make a lot more sense!

You are bang out of order sunshine. I would advise that you either lose the chip on your shoulder or take it somewhere else, because people round here don't take kindly to your kind of conceited attitude. Obnoxious? That's the understatement of the year. rolleyes
What this board lacks is an "ignore member" facility. Quite a few other boards have it.
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What this board lacks is an "ignore member" facility. Quite a few other boards have it.

I'm a member of a couple of forum sites that have the ignore facility enabled, and for me it's a waste of time, because whenever I've put anyone on ignore, I've never been able to resist peeking redface
Besides, someone will usually quote the person you're ignoring and you can read the quotes. ;)
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I'm a member of a couple of forum sites that have the ignore facility enabled, and for me it's a waste of time, because whenever I've put anyone on ignore, I've never been able to resist peeking redface

That's just your lack of will power smile
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Besides, someone will usually quote the person you're ignoring and you can read the quotes. ;)

That is a problem though.
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Which member(s) would you like to ignore Zootle?

I merely observed that an ignore feature might be useful. I didn't say that I had any immediate need for it :)
I'm locking this thread as it has begun to degenerate on some posts. Any problems, please feel free to PM me.
Mal