11 inch cock seeks horny woman for sex

24 Dec 2004

If i had 11" i wouldnt let it out on its own. Seriously, we all cringe at the one liners and there are many forum postings on the subject, some critical, some offering advice.
While i suspect the gay guys may have some success with that sort of add has any single guy ever had a response or better still has any guy actually got to meet a lady with a blunt one liner?

24 Dec 2004

I doubt very much anyone would get a response from oneliners like....
"11 inch cock seeks horny woman for sex" :shock:
Now chuck a compliment in there and it's a different story all together ie ..
"you're lovely, can I fuck you with my 11 inch cock" ........ works so much better I think biggrin

Now chuck a colour on there and surely you can't fail .......
"you're lovely, can I fuck you with my 11 inch cock" ...... who could resist that eh? :D
Misschief - easy pleased

24 Dec 2004

Hi misschief, now i know what you are after lol.
I just wondered, we get the wingers saying they dont get replies( i wonder why) but perhaps some people do respond. having said that i know i wouldnt.
By the way.. happy xmas everyone

24 Dec 2004

While i suspect the gay guys may have some success with that sort of add

your confusing homosexuality with stupidity, cretin.

24 Dec 2004

not sure what you mean by that dissidenz. Not knocking any group but it does seem that gay males are less uncomfortable with a direct approach. I think the ladies like to be woooed a little. no offence meant

24 Dec 2004

Quote by 2_Dissidentz
While i suspect the gay guys may have some success with that sort of add

homyour confusing osexuality with stupidity, cretin.
Just as an afterthought, you are a bit young and very new to this site to be calling people names.

24 Dec 2004

Quote by racer3
not sure what you mean by that dissidenz. Not knocking any group but it does seem that gay males are less uncomfortable with a direct approach. I think the ladies like to be woooed a little. no offence meant

and what proof do you have about this of gay guys!

24 Dec 2004

a post without a pic or any information about the person isnt a direct approach, its a moronic approach. you were insinuiating gay males were less fussy than their hetero counterparts. Its stereotyping, its offensive. maybe not earthshakingly so... but neither is the word 'cretin'.
get over yourself.
(p.s this thread is pointless, you could answer your own question by scanning over the lets meet forum and seeing all the one liners with zero replies)

24 Dec 2004

Quote by racer3
has any guy actually got to meet a lady with a blunt one liner?

I have replied to one liners!
But then again thats me :twisted:
However, I agree totally with MISSCHIEF, it's how it is worded and a bit of colour goes a long way.
I am not too sure about 11 inches though :shock: that could prove to be uncomfortable!

24 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
test test test (watch this folks)
Ahem..... Excuse me Madam; Can I fuck you with my er.. 11 incher?

Mmmmmm that sounds an interesting offer, it's just a shame you have 11 inches, my maximum dong length is 9 inch. Do you have any friends with smaller willies please?

24 Dec 2004

Being honest and polite does tend to improve chances.
And when replying to any people I am interested in/or those interested in my advert I have found a good time is had by one and all if people are honest from the start.

24 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
test test test (watch this folks)
Ahem..... Excuse me Madam; Can I fuck you with my er.. 11 incher?

Oh Scandal Scandal Scandal, so near yet so far ........... where's the bluddy compliment at the beginning!!
Now - again from the top please :jagsatwork:

24 Dec 2004

How about this then:
Hello beautiful,you areso] sexy] that Iwant tofuckyouwithmy 11 inchcockif that's alright!

24 Dec 2004

wow mqvery colourfull hehehehe
:color: :color: :color: :color: :color: :color: :color: :color: :color:
this not many inches but colourfull hehehrhrhehe
jaky xxx

24 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
test test test (watch this folks)
Ahem..... Excuse me Fit Bird; Can I fuck you with my er.. 11 incher?

Hows that?
Good grief Scandal!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You've not met me have you? :lol2: I don't mean to be an old fuss pot, but me and fit have never ever been used in the same sentence - ever! :rotflmao:
OK, one more try eh? biggrin

24 Dec 2004

Watch and learn, dude.
Good evening Ms Chief, and may I say how particularly supple you're looking this evening, in a delightfully shaggable kind of way. Would you care to join me for an evening of synchronised perspiration? I've cleared the table in anticipation of a favourable response. ;)

24 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Watch and learn, dude.
Good evening Ms Chief, and may I say how particularly supple you're looking this evening, in a delightfully shaggable kind of way. Would you care to join me for an evening of synchronised perspiration? I've cleared the table in anticipation of a favourable response. ;)

Well you took yer bluddy time, bit late for that int it - we're already 5 fucks in rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
MissChief - really hoping it is 5 and she hasn't forgotten one :shock:

24 Dec 2004

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I do love a lady with class

24 Dec 2004

Quote by Scandal
Watch and learn, dude.

Yeah right massive queue innit? lol

:lol: :lol:
Watch and learn ere.
Dya wanna ride this 11 incher or not?
Just when I thought a little decorum had arrived rolleyes

24 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster
I do love a lady with class

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I know what you mean :rotflmao: I've just read it back and thought OMG how crude :shock:
Scandal!!!!! smackbottom

:rotflmao: Good plan, put the one liner as a question cool

24 Dec 2004

Just a response would be nice Hee hee

24 Dec 2004

Quote by Ducati
Just a response would be nice Hee hee

How about this then........
OK, what time?

25 Dec 2004

Just to finish off this thread i would like to point out that I meant no offence to anyone or any group and must confess to not being a member of the 11" club either. I think the sensible members got the point. Perhaps we should have a thread where stroppy newbies can shout there mouth off

25 Dec 2004

Perhaps we should have a thread where stroppy newbies can shout there mouth off

"...can shout their mouths off"
Sorry, stupidity is a pet peeve of mine. ( Gets me really stroppy... lol

)

25 Dec 2004

where does it say that an inability to spell= stupid?

your confusing homosexuality with stupidity, cretin

and while we're about it, what about grammatical errors - do they also make one stupid I wonder?
(p.s. it should be you're )

25 Dec 2004

Has anyone noticed? There's a lot of *ahem* 11" cocks floating about??

25 Dec 2004

even though the sound of an 11 incher sounds very nice
i wouldnt respond to an ad like that
i prefer men who can seduce my mind so much more sexier
wink

25 Dec 2004

Quote by redstilletto
i prefer men who can seduce my mind

C'mere then, I'll stick it in your ear biggrin

25 Dec 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
i prefer men who can seduce my mind

C'mere then, I'll stick it in your ear biggrin

You're a silver tongued so and so at times.................. lol

25 Dec 2004

sorry freckles that post was a quick and passionate one, I was exasperated at racers Chavvish attitude. FFS the guy lists his interests on his profile as 'most things straight'. Tell me frex...would it be deemed as o.k to put 'most things white' on your profile? no you'd be banned straight away.
It might seem like I'm being insanely touchy about it, I'm not suggesting he posted that hoping or even knowing it would offend anyone. But he's skirted around apologising and just become confrontational about it. I personally believe this is a forum where people shouldnt have to deal with that kind of attitude. People like him are the cyber equivalant of pushy leering single men in swingers clubs.
I dont see why youre defending him, it saddens me to see people like you around.